Deputy of Fun (D.O.F.) - one who controls all the jokes and puns around these parts.
Mike Callahan("My Boys")-"Can I be the D.O.F.?"
Stands for - f*ck Off And Die!
I'm an official member of Jonathan Davis' F.O.A.D. club!
Acronym meaning either "Totally On A d*ck" or "Totally Over A d*ck". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only s*xual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just s*xually obsessive over having s*x in that endeavor.
Examples

Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a b*owjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.

Dude1: God d*mn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his d*ck. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy sl*t!?! She's only in it for the d*ck!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
See Tanner
See Drafting

D.O. Also known in some cases as F.O. (f*cked Over) means Do Over. This abbreviation is used in many Drafting a*signments and sometimes projects. Depending on the quality of the project and whether or not is its to ANSI drafting standards you will get a D.O. on your project or a*signment. Because of this many a person have failed Drafting. Thank you Tanner and have a nice day....
Tanner gave me a D.O. on my final project and my mom kicked my a*s for failing the cla*s....
Old Bridge Derelict a*sociation. Old Bridge was a hotbed of dirtbag activities during the late 1970's, early 1980's. A loosely defined organization of late teen early twenty-year-olds would throw keg parties during the weekend evenings in the open wooded areas which are now McMansion ghettos. After the third half keg was half empty and all the "T" as in "HC" or other similar consumables were, well, consumed, there usually a chanting in unison of "O.B.D.A", almost as a wolf pack howling at the moon at 3 am. This meant that the O.B.D.A. meeting was in session and all were present and accounted for. There were no dues except to live in Old Bridge and to be recognized as cool and not a narc. The "meetings" were spontaneous and sometimes occurred simultaneously at different locations around the town. One faction were known as Lake People and preferred to chant O.B.D.A. by a huge fetid and weed strewn lake famous for the lead content from a nearby factory. Another faction partied at "Paradise" which was a pine wooded encampment near by a youth football athletic field. Still one more faction held "The Pink Flamingo" as their home stomping ground. The Pink Flamingo was an underground wood an earthen structure designed as a party spot and so named because it was painted pink on the inside. The area nearby the Flamingo was famous for tire fires in snowstorms and kegs held in the crotch of two trees packed in snow. The beer had to be "The King of Beers" to be an officia...
D.O.F - Short for "Destroyer of Fun" or wife
Hey dude can you go surfing today? Nah my D.O.F said I have to spend time with her. Dude that sucks.
Started in England around 1748 and established in the United States on April 26, 1819, the Independent Order of Odd Fellows is now a worldwide altruistic and benevolent fraternity and sorority dedicated to improving and elevating the character of humankind by imparting the principles of friendship, love, and truth.

Today, the I.O.O.F spread throughout the USA and most of the rest of the world, establishing lodges in:Canada, Australia, Netherlands, Cuba, New Zealand, Austria, Finland, Dominican Republic, Belgium, Germany, Mexico, Denmark, Iceland, Germany, Puerto Rico, Chile, Czechia, Norway, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland, and Philippines.

Since 1819, the I.O.O.F has claimed more than 10 million members from all walks of life.
Notable members of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows (I.O.O.F) are: Schuyler Colfax, U.S. Vice President (1869 – 1873, Ulysses S. Grant, 18th U.S. President (1869 – 1877), General-in-Chief of the Union’s forces in the American Civil War, Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th U.S. President (1877 – 1881), William Jennings Bryan, the “Great Commoner”, Secretary of State (1913 – 1915), William McKinley, 25th U.S. President (1897 – 1901)
Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd U.S. President (1933 – 1945)
Warren G. Harding, 29th U.S. President (1921 – 1923)
Earl Warren, U.S. Chief Justice (1953 – 1969), Governor of California (1943 – 1953), Head of the Warren Commission, Charlie Chaplin, famous comedian and actor, William Marsh Rice, founder of Rice University and
Jesse James, the "Robin Hood of America", a legendary figure of the wild west.
Stands for Gastro-Oesophageal-Reflux-Disease
Sir, you have f***ing G.O.R.D and you are going to die
Suck it-used in AIM and YIM quite a bit.
That b*tch needs to 8====D O:
1)Flipped Over Russian Dune Buggy
2)Factory Ordered Road Disaster
3)Failure Of Research & Development
There's always more F.O.R.D.'s in the j*nkyard than any other car
Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a f*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But f*ck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to b*ow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that sh*t machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
acronym for F'd out of luck
that kid got F.O.O.L'd when they found out what he did!
S.O.B. (noun):

1. Servant Of (The) Bones: a once-prominent p*mpsLord cartel founded by Candy, et. al., based in Tokyo, Japan (not the real Tokyo, but the Tokyo of the p*mpsLord universe); consisted of many cartels, of which many members therewith were Free p*mps (non-subscribers). They held an ongoing allegiance (or at least a no-hit) with the Hatters cartels (Mad Hatters, Dark Hatters), and had strong opposition from the Tiger Team and F.L.C./Ducks (Fun Lovin' Criminals) cartels. The Servant of the Bones have since disbanded, along with their rival cartels - the only major cartel of that era still presently intact and relevant is the Hatters cartels, though rumored talks of an S.O.B. revival have been recently confirmed.

2. Perhaps some similarly-named cult or fan club of the Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony. Not saying I've ever heard of such a cult/fan club, but consider the possibility...

3. Son Of (A) b*tch/Son Of (A) b*stard/Son Of (A) Biscuit (clean version).

4. (Archaic)
Stands for 'Play in an oven', used to insult noobs on WoW.
Can be used like DIAF.

"All your base are belong to us!!!"
"a*sholes, go P.I.A.O"
end of f*cking discussion
You are arguing wayyyy 2 much E.O.F.D.!!
The act you would perform on a really hot chick with an ugly a*s face... which you would put a bag over while you're f*cking her. B.O.F. stands for 'bag over face'.
I'd B.O.F. that b*tch.

Yo check out the B.O.F. over there! Well she at least has a hot a*s man, nice rack too.
I got the definition from G.K mini serie. P.O.G stands for " Persons Other than Grunts In other words guys who are not serving in the frontlines.
Guy 1 : "what's P.O.G"

Guy 2 : "Persons Other than Grunts , rear echelon guys"
A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday
Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!
Laughing my f*cking a*s off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!
f*ck off and die!
I wish rns would just F.O.A.D
The Greatest Song Ever Created by the Heavy Metal band...Metallica

F.O.B.D. was the 1st title of the song
Until It Sleeps is the chosen name
Fell On Black Days=
a horrible time in life.
Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unenc*mbered by material possession and emotional ties.
F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.
S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F.,
Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure??
Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day
A noble cause often used for the purposes of evil
Person 1: Hey did you see we are going to kill people to spread freedom!
Person 2: Yeah, lets force that freedom on their a*ses

How can the war be bad? we are spreading F r e e d o m
F.O.P. is a Fat Old p*ssy
Look at that F.O.P. over at the Mickey D's drive through
Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.

He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.

House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.

Announcer is Joel Godard.
Billy: Who's conan o'brien?
Me: a god.
"WTF", a common IM phrase that means "what the f***", sounded out. The "double ya" means "W", the "tee" means "T", and the "ef" means "F"
Double ya tee ef happened here, mate?
(acronym) Pushing Maximum Density. A woman that is overweight, fat, F.O.B.
Dude, I saw Jen the other day and not only did she put on weight, she's P.M.D.!
For Overweight Redneck Douchebag
That motherf*cker drives a F.O.R.D
First
On
Race
Day
ford hater:"dude, you know what F.O.R.D stands for?"
Ford guy:"yeah First On Race Day!!!"
Found
On
Rubbish
Dumb
i live in Australia and Ford is big here
but they are c*ap, soz 2 all the fans outta there!!!lol
1-do you live my nu ka???
2-euw was it a F.O.R.D or sumthin???
ie it is c*ap or g*y(not happy)
G rand
O mni-present
D elusion
Just because you believe in G.O.D., doesn't mean he exists.
L ot
O f
V ery
E xciting
R ompage
Sindy is a L.O.V.E.R.!
A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so d*mn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
f*cking Out Right Dangerous.
Fix or Repair Daily.
The f.o.r.d company should make this thier slogan becasue it's true.
Girl I'd j*ck off too.
Trae: Hey you see that girl over there?
Andrew: Yeah man she's a total G.I.J.O.T (Gidjet)
1.
An overrated value of denouncing all sorts of economical, political, cultural, familial, psychological, spiritual and emotional bounds, which once -if ever- achieved leaves one with immense anguish due to the unbearable burden of taking responsibility for certain choices and simultaneously excluding endless others and giving up the sweet warmth of being able to blame others. Such desperation leads one to reconsider the value of freedom and makes one often wish that ones freedom is quickly taken back in order for one to regain a sense of identity and blissfully start blaming others again.

2.
The peaceful sense of fulfilment achieved by a spiritual being who has completed the process of growth, by successfully taking responsibility for his/her choices, feels content with his/her life's work and relational evolution and is ready to move on from life.
1.
You have the F r e e d o m to do whatever you want, (as long as it is what I want).
adult child: o.k. (as long as I can blame you for the rest of my life).

2.
I am not hoping for anything,
I am not afraid of anything,
I have F r e e d o m!

Nikos Kazantzakis
f.o.r.d= first on recall day
ford recalled more than 12 million cars in the past 10 years alone man they suck
A large community located in the Southwest part of Dallas known for being one of the rowdiest parts of the city. Oak Cliff is made up of almost entirely Blacks and Mexicans due to the so called "White Flight" period in which whites moved to the suburbs. Residents of Oak Cliff are known for their great amount of community pride. Oak Cliff received a lot of attention across the country for being the place where J.F.K's killer, Lee Harvey Oswald lived and was captured. Also known for being the place where the notorious bank robbing duo Bonnie & Clyde met and were buried. Oak Cliff today receives a lot of negative publicity due to its high crime, poverty, gang violence, murders, and its drug epidemic. Interstate 35 runs through Oak Cliff, and is one of the main suppliers of drugs found in the United States by way of Mexico and South America. Made up of many neighborhood communities, Oak Cliff is home to the famous Big T shopping plaza, Motown plaza, Wynnewood plaza, Southwest Center Mall, and the Dallas Zoo. Oak Cliff is also famous for the many hood block parties thrown throughout the area, the flashy slab car scene, and its many club hoppers. The High Schools in Oak Cliff are known for their sports and exciting band performances at games, which replicates bands such as Grambling, Southern, and Prairie View A&M. Oak Cliff has also received a lot of attention due to the song "Oak Cliff That's My Hood", which was a huge radio hit across Texas. Oak Cliff has recently received na...
f*cked on Race Day
There's a F.O.R.D for ya.
NEW ALLEN Cl*ck(N.A.C)OTHER KNOWN AS E.A(ETHAN ALLEN);OR U.M(UNITED MAFIA)STARTING IN THE LATE YEAR OF 2000 MAIN ALLY'S GODBODY,L.O.T(LODS OF TERROR)F.B(FLY BOYS),V.G(VICIOUS GANGSTA'S),AND R.N(REAL n*gga'S);N.A.C(NEW ALLEN Cl*ck)GREW STRONGER'S AS THEIR NUMBER'S MULTIPLIED WEEK BY WEEK IN THE MAIN SOUTH DISTRICT;AS TIME WENT BY N.A.C HAD THEIR NUMBER'S IN AREA'S SUCH AS WELLINGTON ST,VERNON ST,PIEDMONT ST,PLEASANT ST,MAIN SOUTH AREA,AND LATER TO OVER RUSSELL ST, WHICH WAS THE MAIN HANGOUT FOR ALBO(ALBAYNIAN'S)CREW'S;MAIN ENEMIES WOULD BE KILBY,ALBO'S,F.B.G(FAMILY BLOOD GANG);ETHNICITY WAS MAINLY MADE UP OF LATINO'S,BUT LATER ADD OTHER RACE'S SUCH AS BLACK'S,AND ASIAN'S;ALL THOUGH N.A.C WAS A LAY LOW "Cl*ck",WHEN PROBLEM'S ESCALTED THEY HANDLED IT "QUICK"AND AT THE SAME TIME THEY GOT BACK TO THEIR "GRINDING";N.A.C'S LOGO CAN ALSO BE SEEN AROUND THE WORCESTER,Ma*s AREA, 007 THE NORTH CAROLINA SIGN,OR A EVIL SMILEY FACE(SEEN TAGGED OVER OTHER GANG LOGO'S);N.A.C IS IN WORCESTER Ma*s(THE SECOND LARGEST CITY)FOREVER...
N.A.C
WE RUN WOR-TOWN.....
M.O.E(MONEY,OVER,EVERYONE)
1)To f*ck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity
1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.
1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sa*s and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.

2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.
1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sa*safra*squatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"

2. Justin: "Quite, there's sa*safra*squatch!'

KC: "Wait, I have some j*rky. Let's go talk to him."

Justin: "Sasquatch eats j*rky, don't you watch TV?"

KC: "They're the same thing!"

Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally

kicka*s and he prefers Skittles!"

Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those

T-birds huh?"
can be p*onounced bolf
this refers to b*tch Others'd Like to f*ck
this pretty much means a mean girl with a bad personality, but she's attractive and/or popular, therefore she makes people want to sleep with her.

Or, it can be any random girl that may or may not be attractive and have a good personality, but people want to sleep with her anyway just because they're horny and she's there.
1. Man, that girl Jenna is so mean to people she doesn't even know. Her personality is just jank!
I'd still f*ck her, though! She's hot! Definately a B.O.L.F.

2. Last night, he was so drunk that he totally had s*x with that B.O.L.F. just because she was drunk, too! Any regrets, I wonder?
D.o.k.

d*ck On Keyboard

similar to a.f.k. but you get the idea.
P1: hey man what are you doing online at this hour?
P2: ...
p1: h*llo?
p2: ...
p1: lol enjoy dok.
Politician I'd Like to f*ck
Which P.I.L.F. is the hottest, Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell?
Acronym for Bodily Function of the Day.
B.F.o.t.D.: p*oping.
3l33t type, also know as 7eet, 3733t, or h4x0r, is regularly modified and used by people with high intelligence, or people where time means nothing to them. Here is a breif alphabet of all the letters in the DMK (Me) h4x0|^ alphabet

a=4 , b=b, c=|< (On kicking k sounds :-P) d=d, e=3, f=|=, g=g, h=h, i=1, j=j, k=|<, l=7, m=|\/|, n=|\|, o=0, p=p, q=q, r=|^, s=Z (on words like "is"), t=|-, u=u, v=\/, x=ecks, y=y, z=z

Further devlopments will be implimented into this language
"|=|^0|\/| |-h3 4b0\/3 y0u sh0u7d b3 4b73 |-o \/\/0|^|< 0u7 \/\/h4|- |-h1s s3z"
A wannabe Jew, short for Fake Member of the Tribe.
Benjamin Jewski had the jew-fro and the big nose, was a cheap b*stard, and always wore a yammulke around, but there was no kidding anyone that he was nothing but an Irish Catholic wanna-be F.M.O.T.
abbreviated:
Falling Off Crate Funny

-word created by BObo D. HObo fore he does not always have a chair, but a crate
lol, thats focf.
Stands for "For Your a*s(es)/Fo' Yo' a*s(es)," but basically means "for yourself/yourselves." It's a way to call attention to--or remind someone of--something.

F.y.a. is my own play off of corporate-speak's "f.y.i" (for your information).

I thought the thought (and act) of fresh grads/entry-level co-workers plugging "f.y.i." into their communication as much as possible in order to feel important and part of the corporate world is funny. (F.y.a., I did it, too, for a minute.)
Every day use:
"F.y.a., make sure to bring back some <food> from <restaurant>. And hurry. I'm hungrier than a moph!"

Note/message use:
"F.y.a. to all the biters, don't forget when and where this phrase came from. For everyone else, enjoy. Tim-a*s."

Casual office use:
"F.y.a., Lumberg's meeting with the client got cancelled. So we probably won't need those TPS reports by E.O.D. anymore."
A language invented on the internet which puts numbers and symbols in the place of letters.

_L337 guide_
A=4
B=B
C=( or c
D=|)
E=3
F=Ph
G=6
H=(-)
I=1
J=j
K=K
L=!
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=Ø or 0
P=P
Q=Q
R=r
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
U=()
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=xx
Y=¥
Z=Z

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)
Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.
fresh prince is a sitcom that is actually named "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" it was popular furing the early and mid 90s but has recently been making a come back. It is known by many people just for its theme song even if you hate the show (how could u hate it???) you still have to love the theme song. The most common lyrics for it are:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

but on the first three episodes they used these lyrics:
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool...
The principle race of Éireann (Ireland).

Also refers to their language, Irish (Gaelic).

They still bear a strong grudge towards the English for the centuries of prejudice and grief heaped on them.

Stereotyped as heavy drinkers, potato bingers, and red-headed.

Not all of them drink, and if they do, not to the extreme that's shown in sterotypes; stereotypes cover only a minority of a people. And they do not eat potoatoes all day, everyday.

And only 10% of Ireland's people are natural redheads; the vast majority are
dark-haired.
Lindsay Lohan, Conan O'Brian, Jerry O'Connell, Enya, and Sinéad O'Connor are Irish.

Tá ann mórán déarfainn má d'fhéadainn labhairt Gaeilge, ach ní féidir liom. Níl mé líofa inti, ach tha mi fileanta sa' Ghàidhlig.
1. the funniest clown on earth.
2. a poorness incarnate.
3. a way to disease joor mind in a most hoorific way.
4. M e h + t e h u b e r p w n e d h a x x o r s u x x o r d ' d ' n o o b ' d ' d ' d ' ; d ' d r i p o f f i c a t i o n n e s s ' t t t t t t t t o n e h u n d r e d a n d e l e v e n m i l l i o n o n e h u n d r e d a n d e l e v e n t h o u s a n d o n e h u n d r e d a n d e l e v e n a n d a n i n t h
5. Also available for £12 in t-shirt form.
6. ehe.
7. is a series of 100 cartoons that will constanstly melt your mind over a period of the entire series of red dwarf IV.
8. Hmm, pwned.
You are such a BoKo.

BoKo die

BoKoism

Given n BoKos, where n tends to infinity and the probability p of BoKo selection = 1/n, the likelihood of BoKo selection from n BoKos tends to
(e-1)/e. BoKo'd.#

OMG IT ARE T3H WaKo!!!! Hmm BoKopwned.
Walking up to another person, prefferably famous, and b*tch-slapping them as hard as you f'in can. When they get up from the ground and get mad, just say in a loud voice "b*tch, you got Shaq'd!"

WARNING - Only works if you are Shaquille O'Neil.
"b*tch, you got Shaq'd!"
It simply means for sure my n*gga!
It's the d-o double gizzle for F'shizzle my n'izzle
1) What Would Jesus Do?

2) What Would John Do? (also seen in the form WTFWJD - what the f**k would john do)
(John Carmack, created of the engines for the Doom and Quake series, possibly the single hand who gave us 3d gaming. Still innovating the industry today)
1) But Christan, you can't go out with that girl, she is not one of us. Remember to ask yourself, W.W.J.D!

2) Ahh c*ap! I can't get this friggen M.O.D's engine to work right, WTFWJD!
The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." p*onounced "buck-o-five."
"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty f*ckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"

Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."

Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullsh*t. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
I word which means someone who is attracted to members of both s*xes.Being bis*xual does not nessecarily mean that someone only lusts after both genders for s*x but it can also be genuine love for both a male and a female.
Bis*xualism is looked down upon in society because people cannot accept it,since they live by tradition and tradition states that man must be with woman and vice verse.When in reality people can do what they f*cking want and noone should be able to force they're judgement and make people scared of the world because of it.
But still bis*xualism is also used as a means of attention grabbing.Mainly by young teenaged girls who think it's cool to be bis*xual.Though they wouldn't nessicarily make out with a girl normally,they would do it for a guy just so that they can date/f*ck him.This is one of the things that makes society even more intollerable of bis*xual people and I think that girls who pretend to be bis*xual should be looked down upon.I mean if you can't get a d*mn date just get over it and stop lying to people that you're something you're not.
I myself am a bis*xual teenagers and everyone thinks I do it for f*cking attention.If I wanted attention I'd fake a suicide bombing or jump of a building or some c*ap like that.
So in conclusion:Not all bis*xual people are s*x addicts/attention seekers/ungodly/ or whatever society has embeded into your mind that is stereotypical and messed up.They are regualr people with a different s*xual orientation.Just ...
Apple Juice for short. Like OJ.
Woah! This aj is the f***ing sh*t!!!!!!
A really weird way to say Z. Used by Australians, the British, and Canadians. The Alphabet should only be p*onounced with vowels, not with other included letters such as "d"...

See also: Zee, the correct way of saying the letter Z...
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Zed.
Adj. A person with ginger hair, pasty white skin and/or a multitude of freckles
(descended from the Manchester artist L.S. Lowry as he painted matchstick men and ginger people look like match sticks.)
"Look at that Lowry"
"F***ing Lowries."
Acronym for cash up front. Money is to be paid before goods and or services are recieved.
"a decision we both know
was a bad move
fam was ya street crew
where did that land you

plans for a big move
one haul C.U.F
then life'll be def
80k you were sposed to net"

CSB - Too far gone (eating now lp)
Celebrity charged with murder of his wife with an amazing lawyer to prove that he really didnt do it. at all. Public remain puzzled, as do the jury. Lives on to be remembered for funny gun scene in naked gun.

See also Michael j*ckson
"Did you see naked gun?" "
"Yea that O.J's a funny and wholesome guy."

Man OJ and MJ are f**king lucky.

O.J. Simpson is innocent.
Scottish comedian, host of The Late Late Show on CBS.

He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.

He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.

His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache
Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.
Preps are people who wear clothes from expensive/designer brands such as Lacoste and Ralph Lauren. More often, however, a prep is someone who wears "popular" clothing such as Ambercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle, and (sometimes) Aéropostale.

Most of the definitions here are not describing preps, but rather "stupid a*sholes". Real preps have taste in music (not some stupid anime c*ap) and clothing, social skills, and have brains to back it up.

I'd rather hang out with A&F-wearing "preps" than goth dumba*ses who think they're unique, or emo pricks who are even worse. h*ll, I wear A&F and some other "preppy" brands, and I listen to metal, punk-rock, prog rock etc. Not all preps listen to the same genres of music.

Not all preps are the same. The people who you guys are describing ARE NOT THE PEOPLE IN THIS DEFINITION. Wearing Ambercrombie does not make you an a*shole. All you socially inept, akward, acne-ridden morons, you're not the one's that will succeed in life. Sure, some of you might be pretty smart, but showing up for a job interview in a greasy Legend of Zelda t-shirt isn't going to get you anything.

Now, if you don't wear "preppy" clothing or anything, that doesn't mean you're not as good as people who do. It's purely a matter of taste. I hang out with preppy kids, skaters, h*ll, even goths and nerds (not the f*cking anime ones though). Everyone has the potential to be a nice person.
p*onunciation of the word machine by Howard Stern producer Gary Del'Abate when asked by Sal to p*onOUNCE a series of words.
M-A-C (pause) A-R-T-H-U-R
M-A-C (pause) F-L-Y
M-A-C (pause) H-I-N-E
Etc...
Sal: "p*onounce M-A-C D-O-N-N-E-L-L"
Gary: "Mac Donnell"
Sal: "p*onounce M-A-C H-I-N-E"
Gary: "Mac Hine"
Sal: No you horse toothed j*ck a*s, it's machine
Term meaning a person of African decent who cannot swim or swim well. Derived from the acronym A.R.F. which stands for African Rock Fish. Used by lifeguards or ride attendants in the U.S. northeast who generally work at the jersey sh*re or water parks near large urban areas.
Hey Bob, keep an eye on that Arf heading for deeper water.
The I.F.L.C (I F*^kin' Love Cilantro - Facebook Group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so d*mn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
Fortune, with a capital F, is the cla*sical figure personifying fortune (with a lower-case F). Usually depicted as a person with a wheel full of outcomes; whatever the wheel is spun to is what happens.

(For the idea of a personified abstraction, consider Death, with a capital D, the cloaked figure with a scythe who personifies death, with a lower-case d.)
O, Fortune, how thou hast abandoned me!
a surprised man with a hat and moustache
you'd never really use this... but its like |:^}O
An acronym that stands for "jolly well f*cked". This describes a situation where the individual has exhausted his or her options and is now at the complete mercy of the circ*mstances.
"Dude, last night I got busted with an eighth of d-nugget. I'm J.W.F."
the act of turning around various naked people with letters on their chests so as to spell something out both to the opponents and to the members of their own cheering section (only at Wofford College)
Hayes: Skittles!
*!-D-R-O-F-F-O-W" turns into "W-O-F-F-O-R-D-!"*
To be the first one at a event and the first to leave.
I want to be F.I.F.O. at the mall tomorrow, I hate crowds.
1. The sam as O.K.!

2. What the f*ck?

3. COOL!
1A: I've a big problem!
B: don't worry! Everuthin' is gonna be UKA!!!

C:See ya later!
D:UKA!!

2 THe prise of this cellphone is 100$.
A: UKA?!?!

3. A: Our School team won game last night!!
B: UKA!!!!! THEY'RE THE BEST!!!!!!!
A group of rowdy, drug crazed hooligans reppin the 215 (Quakertown, PA). The initials F.O.D started when students needed a new code word for marijuana because all other terms had become to widely known, out of this problem the name D*** came into acceptance. "Friends of D***"
1. "dude... who tagged the front of my house? My mom is going to be so p*ssed."
"Probably F.O.D, they enjoy senseless destruction"

2. "Yo, who actually still makes pipes out of tin cans anymore?
"Quakertown Kids, especially members of F.O.D"

3. "I was at the movies on Friday and there was this group of kids chillin outside, they were so f*cked up."
"ugh... do I really need to answer that?"
the female equivalent of love handles. So named because the fat sticks out and hovers around their tummies/hips, creating a shape quite like an unidentified flying object, and also results in the woman being cla*sified as an Un-f*ckable Object. Thus, U.F.O. is an acronym for Un-f*ckable Object.
Wow. check out that U.F.O. She is on fat Biatch. I'd have to drink 3 40oz to go home with her. I'm sure she's got a nice personality though.
a hand job whereas here in the set person actifying the hand job manuever wheres? a glove.
do you havent a mint or maybeline some binacca or maybe i could have an the O.j.
A summer camp for girls in Maine founded in 1921. Fernwood has gained a sort of cult following with campers coming back for four generations. It is easily the best summer camp around with great activities (including unique offerings like marksmanship and metalwork), a strong sense of tradition, and girls that will become your sisters.

See also: Heaven, Paradise, Home
Fernwoodite: Oh I don't think I told you about this time at camp fernwood..
Non-Fernwood Friend: OH BELIEVE ME. You ALREADY did. Now please shut up about it?

"Oh we're coming, you bet we're coming, back to F-E-R-N-W-O-O-D (boom)."

"Once you pa*s that Fernwood gate you've made a little date with fate, and your heart is at Fernwood to stay"
A letter of the alphabet commonly found before E and after C.
The letter of the day is D.
Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of c*m
Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of c*m)
Most AMAZING girl youll ever meet,her smile will make your day and shes the best lame-o a guy can have.Her eyes make guys wish on starrs for her to be single but shes not so f*ck you.Ha ha bigggest weirdo youll meet but youll learn to love that in her,never take her for granted and sh*ll be your to keep....without her many guys say their like lost puppies with no reason to live, just waiting to get ran over.Shes one in a billion and youll never regret being wit her and once shes in your heart you cant get her out...keep her close to your heart cuz sh*ll do it good.
"Yea, thats my baby j*cki, Most amazing beautiful girl ever.
Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (p*onounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton
(D)ildo (o)f (D)eath . The acronym stemmed from quite a few posts on Ars Technica back in 2000-2002 and basically a DoD is a picture taken disadvantageously of a normal setting with something phallic in the background, like a large tower, Seattle Needle, Eiffel tower, etc.
"That's a great picture, but next time leave out the DoD.. it's coming out of your grandmother's skull!"
english spoken by travelers to non-english speaking countries in hope of communicating. generally words are spoken loudly and slowly while making charade-like gestures that indicate the word being spoken.
international english may involve saying, "F-O-O-D", while motioning hand-to-mouth.
short for "dalai lama of french fries"

the one who makes the most delish nacho fries
man, dloff make some killer eats... these fries are too good.
Dotfando is also referred to as dieing on the floor (of laughter) or D.O.T.F. with the spanish ending "ando" meaning ing. therefore making it dotfing, or, dotfando: dieing on the floor.
"That joke was so hilarious, i'm dotfando!"
F.D.G.M is an acronym for the name of a female tagging clique/gang.

F.d.g.m means "f*ck d*ck Get Money"

The clique itself was founded by only two Members who's clique names are "TACOZ" and "TIGGY". It later expanded to include more people.
It was founded in Inglewood,CA(circa Feb.2006)...
then spread to Tracy,CA(estimated October 2007) & Stockton,CA when one of the Founders (Tacoz) moved to Northern California. Upon Relocating to Northern California, She then moved to Sacramento and recruited several females to bomb and represent F.D.G.M.

Their Colors are Blue, and Red,Yellow.
These colors were chosen because of Tacoz's original supply of spray paint, and a pair of bape shoes she had consiting of these colors.

How ever most of their tagging is done in gold or silver to represent money, and wealth.

The whole ideaology behind F.D.G.M was for females to be money motivated, and self reliant.
Handle business first,then pursue love,s*x....or male attention!

So for all you thirsty a*s booches GET WITH THAT FGDM! f*ck M.O.B!
"f*ck M.O.B DIS IS F.D.G.M SO. Cal representer INGLEWOOD founder's block."


"Them Fdgm booches bombed roger's park skate bowl again!"

GUY:"lil mama come holla at a p*mp"
GIRL: " n*gga f*ck you, im wit that fdgm"
GUY:"what the f*ck is a fdgm?!
GIRL: " f*ck d*ck! GET MONEEEEEYYY!"


girl:"where you from cutty?"
fdgm fem: " dis fdgm,f*ck it look like yamp?!^!!"
dry s*x,

going through the motions of s*x with clothing on. so that you stimulate your self and your partner to achieve an o*gasm without "having s*x".

the term was invented along with the "Provo Push" buy 5 Provo boys that were in Californian for a summer sale's program in 2002, they were trying to explain a the concept to those that were not of Mormon faith. all of the boys attended high school in Provo(Timpview and Provo High) and are all still good friend and no longer do the the push. (they all are married)

(this is not an excepted practice buy the LDS faith. it is considered inappropriate s*xual behavior)
she started doing the "provo push" on me.
whats that?
you know the "Orem O" " D-F-ing"... you know dry s*x.
ohh she just jumped you?
ya she was like a horny puppy that i could not get off my leg
a pretty,liteskiin girl who has one dimple on her right cheek.

& shes D O P E!
Taziie F.Baybeee
Code word for full of sh*t to get you out of trouble. You say it to someone and they just look confused when other people might realize what it means. Can also be p*onounced Fos for short.
When my teacher told me that my homework a*signment I turned in was worth a D when I knew it was worth and A, I said "You're F.O.S., this work is flawless!" I got sent to the office because apparently he knew what F.O.S. meant.
1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
f*cking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
F
Get A f*cking Grip.

It's time to GAFG:
When people completely flip out over foolish and/or small things.

When someone's reaction is so disproportionately volatile and out of control relative to the subject.

If you were in the room with the person during the event, you'd probably (want to) slap them in the face to knock some sense into them.
CEO: I can't get to my F***ing email, what the F*** is wrong with this place that my F***ing email doesn't work. I really don't understand why the F*** my email and calendar are so F***ed up. Whose head do I need to put on a platter to make this work?

Response: GAFG! You have to log in first, sport.
Best Camp in the world
the gra*s really is greener
F-E-R-N-W-O-O-D BOOM
omigraciousgosh i love fernwood so fuzzlin much
this literally means 'Dog Walker I'd Like to f*ck'
Tederick: "Hey Ted! Check out that DWILF! 11 o'clock"
Tedders: "Duude, that is one Dog Walker I would Like to f*ck..."
Rolling on f***ing floor laughing my f***ing a*s off and dying
I ROFFLMFAOAD when I saw that dude get kicked in the nuts by that 4 yr old girl.
Similar in structure to the Pirate emoticon "P )" the emo emoticon replaces the colon and semi-colon in a standard emoticon with a capital "F" representing the cliche half covered face of an emo kid.

Since emo kids generally don't express many emotions other than despair, bleakness, rage, or indifference their emoticons therefore lack variety.

Since emo kids are never happy the happiest form of an emo emoticon is as follows:

F |

The standard indifferent form is: F /

Finally, the following characters should not be used when typing an emo emoticon since it would be contradictory to their nature: "P" ")" "]" "D" "O"
Guy 1 - Hey dude what's up?
Guy 2 - nm F /
Guy 1 - huh? what's up?
Guy 2 - I just broke up with my girlfriend so I'm using emo emoticons and listening to "Fix You" by Coldplay on repeat
Guy 1 - ah dammit not this again, well you should come to this party tonight...there will be alot of cute girls there
Guy 2 - F /
Guy 1 - Fine be that way...you suck all the fun out when you're like this
Loads of money.
L-o-d-s o-f E-m-o-n-e

What's that spell? LODS OF EMONE

Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop Dosh! Wop your wad wop your wad wop your wad on the counter!
o*gasmic an*l Discharge,
The release of a person's bowels as they hit a s*xual climax during an*l intercourse .
Guy 1: So, the other night i picked up this chick at the bar right?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: well, i f**cked her in the A** so hard she had an o*gasmic an*l discharge....
Guy 2:Dude.... that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I'm never going to that bar ever again.
F.O.R.D. an acronym for "f*cked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"
1. Found On Road Dead
2. Fixed Or Repaired Daily
3. f*cked On Race Day
Ford.. Pfft.
Foreign object damage. Any object sucked into an engine intake. Also, anything damaged by fod.
Pick up that F.O.D.
Also: The engine was fodded
f*cked over rebuilt dodge
For Old Retarded Drivers
The name given to the language popularly used on the internet, and on online gaming.
It uses simbles and numbers that you can find on the keyboard, in substitution for similar looking letters.
a = 4
B = 8
c = < or (
d = d
e = 3
f = f
g = 6
h = |-|
i = i
j = j
k= |<
l = 1
m = /\/\ or |V| or
n = |\| or /\/
o = 0
p = p
q = q
r = r
s = 5
t = 7
u = |_|
v = \/
w = \/\/
x = x
y = y
z = z
Of course, all of which, are interchangible with their orginal letter. Also, people get "creative" and make up new simbles resembling other letters as well. So just look carefull, and j00 wi11 533 i7 a11.
Popular appearence: "MegaTokyo" (www.megatokyo.com) A very popular web-comic.
Ford Only Represents Death
3l33t, 3133+, or other derivitives thereof: Hacker/ gamer/ computer nerd text language used in many computer savy circles.

A: 4, B: 8, C: (, D: |), E: 3, F: F, G: G, H: |-|, I: !, J: J, K: |<, L: 1, M: |\/|, N: |\|, O: 0, P: P, Q: Q, R: R, S: $, T: +, U: U, V: \/, W: \/\/, X: *, Y: Y, Z: Z

Of course there are some alterations with certain words. In 3133t, words are written phoenetically, and are subject to change with the speakers choice. The word "you" can be written as "U," "Y0U," or even "J00." (Read it out loud if you dont get that one). Below are some examples.
$p33|< 3133+?
Y3$, ! U|\||)3R$+4|\||) J00.
+H!$ !$ |\/|Y 3|\|+RY 4 3133t !|\| UR84|\||)!(+!0|\|4Ry.(0|\/|

***IXLR8***
rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off
"If I was a bum, i'd save my money and buy vitamens"

"haha...ROTFLAMO"

its more of an action than a word
1. Talk while having s*x/f*cking (yes, theres a difference) that encourages your wils side to shine

2. Commands given to usually stimulate o's during s*x
"U know u want this d*ck, gul you betta take that sh*t"
f*cker Only Runs Downhill
I got a ford, let me guess that f*cker only runs downhill
synonym for police, detectives, f.b.i., a.t.f., d.e.a., i.r.s., i.n.s., e.p.a, d.o.e, d.o.i, n.s.a., f.s.a, n.s.c., d.o.j., c.i.d., o.s.i., u.s.m., f.p.s., b.i.a, i.a.l.e., u.s.c., u.c.g., u.m.p. u.s.d.a. and another law organization which holds authority.
lou walks in the bar with his wife 4days after lou and jimmy pulled a heist.
jimmy -"what the f*ck is a matter with you?! we a got a million bucks looking at us and you go and buy a 20 thousand dollar mink coat?"
lou -"sorry jimmy"
jimmy -"take it back, NOW i don't care where you got it but get out of here!"
synonym for police, detectives, f.b.i., a.t.f., d.e.a., i.r.s., i.n.s., e.p.a, d.o.e, d.o.i, n.s.a., f.s.a, n.s.c., d.o.j., c.i.d., o.s.i., u.s.m., f.p.s., b.i.a, i.a.l.e., u.s.c., u.c.g., u.m.p. u.s.d.a. and another law organization which holds authority. it was popularly used among hippies in the 60's and 70's.
"hey man, the fuzz is right around the corner"
The smartest and funniest mother f***** in the whole d*** world! he can make anybody laugh there freakin heads off!!
I'm Rick James b*tch!
UMMMMMMM b*tch!!!
A language in which numbers and symbols are put together to look like letters. Some people create their own 1337 letters and it makes them look more 1337 by fellow 1337-speakers. Here is an alphabet of 1337 letters I know and have created:

A: 4 or l\ or ^ or @ or /\ or /-\
B. l3 or 8 or ß or ]3 or l:
C: ( or < or © or ¢
D: l) or l> or ])
E:3 or £
F: l= or # or ƒ
G:6 or 9
H: # or l-l or (-) or !-! or }-{ or }{ or l+l or )+( or !+! or }+{
L: 1 or ! or ]
J: _l or _/
K: l< or l( or l{ or l<=
L: l_ or ! or 1
M: l\/l or /\/\ or l\l\ or ^^
N: l/l or /\/
O: 0 or () or <> or * or ø or Ó or °
P: l* or l> or |D or l^ or l+
Q:& or (\) or ¶
R: l2 or ®
S: 5 or $ or §
T:+ or 7
U: l_l or /_/
V: \/
W:|/\| or \/\/ or |/\/ or \/\|
X: >< or }{ or :-:
Y: ¥
Z: 2
A more simple yet hard to read version of 1337, usually used by hackers in New Jersey.

This is the alphabet

A = 4
B = 8
C = ¢
D = Ð
E = 3
F = ƒ
G = 6
H = H
I = 1
J = ¿
K = K
L = £
M = M
N = Ñ
O = 0
P = ¶
Q = Ø
R = ­­®
S = 5
T = 7
U = Ü
V = V
W = W
X = ×
Y = µ
Z = Z
When writing sentences, you must put 2 spaces between each word.

1ƒ  µ0Ü  ¢4Ñ  ®34Р 7H15  7H3Ñ  V073  ƒ0®  M3!


The End
An intellectual substitute for the f-word.

This word comes straight from the ghettos and barrios of Pequot Lakes, MN.
Schlorp my frelling love spheres!!
Hidden scripting language similar to 133t only it attempts to unrelate to words.
a = 2
b = 3
c =
d = q
e = +
f = %
g = p
h = (space)~(space)
i = l
j = )
k = :<
l = I
m = N\
n = /v
o = c
p = 7
q = ?
r = t
s = $
t = !
u = v
v = ^
w = 1
x = }{
y = -
z = g


? = *
! = #


Whats up?:

13+t = 11~2!5 v7*
1337 is the language of hackers and newbies across the internet. Also, the words in 1337 are usually short(ie "are" becomes "r") and intentionally spelt wrong(ie "the" becomes "teh", this is most common with e switching places and o's becoming p's)

the mostly complete translation chart(exluding unicode characters, ie ©):
A=4 /-\ @ ^ /\
B=8 ]3 ]8 |3 |8
C=( {
D=) } |) |} |> >
E=3
F*=# |=
G=6 9 (_>
H=# |-| (-) )-( }{ {-} /-/ \-\
I=1 ! |
J**=_| j
K=|< |{
L=1 |_
M=/\/\ |\/| \/
N=/\/ |\| \
O=0 ()
P=|D |* |>
Q=0,
R=|2 |? |-
S=5
T=7 + ']'
U=(_) |_| \_\ /_/
V=\/
W=\/\/ |/\|
the way the letter L, M, N, O and P sound in the Alphabet Song - children often think that it's just one long letter called "ellameno p"
"Do you know your alphabet, honey?"
"Yep! Want me to sing it for you? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ellameno p..."
a word that 1337 (leet or elite) pro's use, leik me, in online gaming. Falls into catergory of 1337 $p33c|-| (or Leet Speech). subsitutes for the word 'you' like, 'you f*cking newb = *joo* f*cking newb, except it would really be, 'joo f|_|(kE|\| n00B3rz!!1'
Okéi all joo n00berz, lîzten up. Fïrst öFf... Im teh Über pr0 pwnzér & knö Qüeztions a$ked, o0kay?? I pwnerêd all nöuberz fRom all lÄnd$ like Spiane---ïë.. and teh ßûlgariananic tRïbez and shiîz sô DÖNT ße mes2ën or joö'll hÄve knö heÄd ßïÄTÇH!!!11 Ökïe, seçondly ofF, dïs çlan- ïs alsö téh pwnzör l337 clan, an'd öur main spécïaltylizér is pwnzing n00bs leik joo. Okéii, and 4öuRth ÖFf, ïf, in âny such wây, jôo ïnzultz üs, joo will hÄvé t0 bé hëad-shoTtÉd ând will cO/\/\e homë fRöm schKöôl an"d Fïnd joÜ hâve n0 housë and only a pilë of n0üb ÄshEz. s0 FÜÇ|< 0Ff Joü FûKëm NoößS!
there are many ways to write each letter in leet.
here are the most common:

A= 4
B= 8
C= (
D= |)
E= 3
F= |=
G= 6
H= |-|
I= !
J= _/
K= |<
L= 1
M= /\/\
N= /\/
O= 0
P= |>
Q= &
R= |2
S= 5
T= 7
U= |_|
V= \/
W= \/\/
X= ><
Y= '/
Z= 2
LEET:\/!|2|_|5
Translation: Virus
F- for
O- old
R- retired
D- drunks
D-driver
R-returns
O-on
F-foot
h*mos*xual abbreviation, stands for

I
W ould
D o
Y ou
I f
I
W as
S traight

Its really only used online (as in AIM, or Yahoo Messanger)
A majority of the time, its more of a compliment than a fact, the same way a straight girl says her friend is hot, yet is never going to have any s*xual realsonship with them
straightuser: What do you think of my pic?
g*yuser: OMG.........IWDYIIWS
(P)sycho (O)ps (F)riday (S)yndrome. The after effects of a user that has come in to contact with POF. Symptoms include curling up in the fetal position and weeping quietly to yourself while mumbling 'I'll show them, I'll show them all'.
-- You have been kicked from #php by Dana (welcome to #php! Today is POF and this is what you get.. :D)
Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of sh*t and they are in a shape of a pigs p*nis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other c*ap (they might even contain turkey sh*t)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant a*se!
Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"
The mother of all present-day european languages. Originated in India.

Indo-European Language Subfamilies:

* Indo-Iranian (Sanskrit, Hindi, Bengali, Persian)
* h*llenic (Greek)
* Armenian (Western Armenian, Eastern Armenian)
* Balto-Slavic (Russian, Polish, Czech, Lithuanian)
* Albanian (Gheg, Tosk)
* Celtic (Irish Gaelic, Welsh)
* Italic (Latin, Spanish, Italian, French)
* Germanic (German, English, Danish, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian)
* Anatolian (extinct) (Hittite)
* Tocharian (extinct) (Tocharian A, Tocharian B)

Language Similarities:

* Indo-European voiceless stops (p, t, k) became Germanic voiceless fricatives (f, th, h):

o Indo-European pœter, Germanic (English) father (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin pater)

o Indo-European treyes, Germanic (English) three (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin tres)

o Indo-European kerd, Germanic (English) heart, (compare with non-Germanic: Latin cord)

* Indo-European voiced stops (b, d, g) became Germanic voiceless stops (p, t, k):

o Indo-European abel, Germanic (English) apple (contrast with non-Germanic: Russian jabloko)

o Indo-European dent, Germanic (English) tooth (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin dentis)

o Indo-European grœno, Germanic (English) corn (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin granum)

* voiced aspirated stops(bh, dh, gh) to voiced stops (b, d, g):

o Indo-European bhrater, Germanic (English) brother (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin frater)
Acronym for god-d*mn mother f*ckin' son of a b*tch.
Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.
A h*ll funny dude played by another h*ll funny dude, Mike Myers!
What's long and hard and full of seamen?

How bout NO, you crazy dutch b*stard

F-R-I-C-K-I-N. I-D-I-O-T. With a frick frick here and a frick frick there. here a frick there a frick, everywhere a frick frick. Dr Evil had a sub, filled with FRI-CKEN IDIOTS!

Everyone in this sub who's not a frickin idiot, take one step forward. not so fast, everyone who is in this sub.
A place for people who are despised by the majority of those who know them to further enhance their reputation as being completely worthless to society. A typical xanga page will contain one or more of the following :

a) diary entry for every single f*cking day of the year
b) emotional outburts about problems that are usually only cause concern to 1st graders.
c) post pictures of themselves, confirming the suspicion that they are in fact ugly ( as 99% of xanga users are)
d) post comments on their "friends" pages, since obviously actually talking them would be too normal.
a) so today i got up and had breakfast...then i liek had a shower ( water was lukewarm) ...then liek i watched my the o.c. dvd collection for the 32nd time..OMG Seth is so hooot. Then i went to the mall and bought my 7th pair of faded jeans...then i came back home and for liek dinner we had liek roast chicken. Oh I fRgOt ItS CoOl To TyPe LiEk ThIs.
b)OMG LIEK TODAY I GOT ON THE BUS AND THIS KID DIDNT SAY HI TO ME!!!! LIEK WHT IS HIS PROBLEM SOME PEOPLE ARE SUCH j*rkS ! ( dashboard rules) AND THEN LIEK MY DAD GOT MAD AT ME FOR GETTING AN F IN GEOGRAPHY, LIEK I HATE MY LIFE, NO-ONE HAS A WORSE LIFE THAN ME.
c)here are more pictures that will no doubt make you want to kill me twice, with a rusty spoon.
d) OMG I GOT A COMMENT *o*gasm*
What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE
>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!
Random is when something happens out of the blue, with no real reason or purpose. It, in my opinion, is WAY funnier than stuff that makes sense. Lets compare Frasier to Monty Python's Flying Circus, shall we? Frasier obviously represents organized comedy, and M.P.F.C. obviously stands for Random Comedy. If you didnt know that already, you are retarded. I'll show you what I mean:
|||FRASIER|||
Roz: "Ever heard of Lupe Velez?"
Frasier: "Who?"
Roz: "Lupe Velez, the movie star in the '30s. Well, her career hit the skids, so she decided she'd make one final stab at immortality. She figured if she couldn't be remembered for her movies, she'd be remembered for the way she died. And all Lupe wanted was to be remembered. So, she plans this lavish suicide - flowers, candles, silk sheets, white satin gown, full hair and makeup, the works. She takes the overdose of pills, lays on the bed, and imagines how beautiful she's going to look on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper. Unfortunately, the pills don't sit well with the enchilada combo plate she sadly chose as her last meal. She stumbles to the bathroom, trips and goes head-first into the toilet, and that's how they found her."
Frasier: "Is there a reason you're telling me this story?"
Roz: "Yes. Even though things may not happen like we planned, they can work out anyway."
Frasier: "Remind me again how it worked for Lupe, last seen with her head in the toilet."
Roz: "All she wanted was to be remembered. Will you ever forget that story?"

|||Monty Python's Flying Circus|||
Mrs. Podgorny: Oh, a blancmange gave you an order for 48,000,000 kilts?
Angus: Aye!
Mrs. Podgorny: And you believed it?
Angus: Aye, I did.
Mrs. Podgorny: Och, you're a stupid man, Angus Podgorny.
Angus: (getting a little angry) Oh look woman, how many kilts did we sell last year? Nine and a half, that's all. So...
(n)def. White artist from outta state.

What native, African-American Brooklynites call the suburban
post-hippie/alt/cl*ck/emo/rocker/indie-hop/stencil artists that fervently head for the Brooklyn,NY area from various mid-western cities, as to be immersed in the, NYC "hipster set."

syn.)(n) poseur.
Yo, we were at this loft party in D.U.M.B.O, and it was mad W.A.F.O.S up in that spot, real...
The only letter which can be p*onounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', ...
‘'J'’ is the only letter which can be p*onounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name 'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f'
1) an abbreviation for 'f*ck off and die'.
2) a completely kick-a*s Green Day song. just listen to it!
1)"you're such an a*s, f.o.d.!"
2)"you're just...a f*ck
I can't explain it
cause I think you suck
I'm taking pride
in telling you to f*ck off and die"
god d*mn mother f***ing son of a b*tch
she called me a gdmfsob!
something that mel gibson believes in.....go braveheart!!!
Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!

William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God d*mn Mother f*cking a*s Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.
person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily
1. One who bears red hair
2. One who can be called a nerd or a geek.
3. One who seems to download random things when bored.
4. One who is a paradox in most everything.
5. One who enjoys killing people in laundromats, bath tubs and other places.
6. One who enjoys winning.
7. One who takes gaming seriously
8. One who becomes bored very quickly, which can be cured easily by putting something infront of him that either projects flames or shoots bullets.
9. One who likes to sleep.
10. Someone with lucky numbers: 7, 111, and 362.
11. One who kills an average of 30 people per night. Taking a pill called Zanoff's can reduce this number down to 10 people a night. The only side effects is a possible painting of the face and an obsession with axes.
Someone who is a Fodor might say, "I WIIIIINNNNNN!"

A Fodor might randomly sing lyrics to songs by Insane Clown Posse such as, "MURDING, MURDING, MURDING, FUN!"

God, your such a frieken Fodor, why the h*ll did you have to go and kill those people!
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo are 4 letters of the phonetic alphabet which is used over a radio so as not to confuse letters such as "B" and "D". It is one of the greatest songs ever.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is one of the greatest songs ever!!!"

The Phonetic Alphabet is:

A-Alpha
B-Bravo
C-Charlie
D-Delta
E-Echo
F-Foxtrot
G-Golf
H-Hotel
I-India
J-Juliet
K-Kilo
L-Lima
M-Mike
N-November
O-Oscar
P-Papa
Q-Quebec
R-Romeo
S-Sierra
T-Tango
U-Uniform
V-Victor
W-Whiskey
X-X-Ray
Y-Yankee
Z-Zulu
A permutation of "f*ck" using Snoop's famed "-izzle" language so as not to offend old folks who mind the f-bomb but are down wit' da d-o-double-gizzle in da hizzle, you know what I'm sayin'?
"What, the b*tches aren't here at the bar? What the fizznuck, over?"
A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used sh*t Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyra*us sh*theads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (g*y a*shole nabbing diapers after l*cking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".
(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.
_L337 guide_
A=4
B=B
C=( or c
D=|)
E=3
F=Ph
G=6
H=(-)
I=1
J=j
K=K or l<
L=!
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=Ø or 0
P=P
Q=Q
R=r
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
U=()
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=xx
Y=¥
Z=Z

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.
k was mistaken they missed l< lolz sry i had to fix it (l337)
The original online gaming language. It is pretty much the OGlanguage of gamin. U u53 07/-/3/2 13773/25 0/2 /\/U/\/\83/25 /=0/2 7/-/3 />14(3 0/= 13773/25.

A=4
B=8
C=(
D=/)
E=3
F=/=
G=(-,
H=/-/
I=]
J=_/
K=/<
L=1
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=0
P=/>
Q=0_
R=/2
S=5
T=7
U=\_/
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=><
Y=';'
Z=2

This doesnt mean you have to use all those, most people chose to only use the one symbol 1337 letters.
0/\/\/=(-, ] 707411';' />\/\/3/) \_//2 455!!!!!111!~LEET SPEAK
A slang term meaning C.I.A, F.B.I, I.R.S, D.A, P.O, or C.O
Yo, ball out Squalie, dem alphabet boys is comin.
The word that comes between "k" and "p." In advanced cultures, it replaces the letters "l," "m," "n," and "o."
a, b, c, d, e, f, g,
h, i, j, k, elemeno, p,
q, r, s,
t, u, v,
w, x,
y, and z.
A Sneaky Ninja is the act of defecating on an unaware preferably sleeping being. Anywhere on the abdomen, genitals, or face are perfect spots to secrete your waste on the unsuspecting victim. Sneaky Ninja’s are usually used as a form of revenge, although some find it rather arousing. It is best to perform a Sneaky Ninja after a hot Mexican meal, or a large dinner.

Thanksgiving can be the ideal day to perform a Sneaky Ninja; most people consume quite a large portion of food on this day, resulting in extra fecal production. Turkey also has an astounding effect to make people extra tired and fall into a deeper sleep. Both of these aspects together results in a rather satisfying Sneaky Ninja.

Some have been known to perform a Sneaky Ninja on homeless people when they can not find a public restroom fast enough. This is what we call a “Dire Sneaky Ninja” because the producer is in dire need for the relief of bowel movements. So much so that they needed to lay waste on the unsuspecting homeless.

All in all most find sh*ttin’ on a b*tch, whether for pleasure or pain, is truly a satisfying experience.
"Yeah I woke up with sh*t on my chest today. Turns out Jennifer Sneaky Ninjaed me for losing her CD!"

"After losing that card game and not paying up we Sneaky Ninja'd that b*stard!"

"d*mn! I gotta wash these sheets, that was potent Sneaky Ninja!"

"sh*t! There are no bath rooms around! Oh thank god there is a hobo for me to Sneaky Ninja on."

"Yeah I was just sleepin' on the street and some little punk took a dump on my face! I heard it's called a Dire Sneaky Ninja"

"Hey isn't that Mike!? Let's Sneaky Ninja him for stealing Melissa from me!"
To be Free. To be able to live how you want to live.
"You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom." Malcolm x

"While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." Lenin

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it"Malcolm X
A name for an attractive Indian male with dark hair, a s*xy build, and a sun-kissed tan that leaves his complexion looking as if it is Golden Brown.
I'd like to get a piece of that Golden Brown.
This a*shat can be found in a Calculus cla*sroom. He laughs at everything the teacher does and picks up chalk off the ground for them. He also tends to show up with a packed lunch at 9 am, then proceeds to eat his pudding. Usually wearing a trenchcoat, goofy hair, and gla*ses, he'll annoy the h*ll out of you with his cl*cking pen, unless of course, replaced by his three sharpened pencils.
On occasion of a test, he'll do the arm thrust towards the body accompanied by the "yes!", paralleling a d-bag.
Sometimes he'll be seen driving his rusty p.o.s., smeared thouoghly with roadkill.
Studious Student #1: Hey, what time is it?
Studious Student #2: Oh, it is promptly a quarter after nine.
Studious Student #1: Thanks a bunch.
Studious Student #2: By the way, did you see that a*shat Hoboken?
Studious Student #1: As a matter of fact I did, later I have an appointment with his car involving unmentionable things. Hopefully his window is open!
Fresh Off the Border- mexicans who sound super ghetto and have bad english
The Mexican F.O.B. said "ey foo, where'd u get your michael yordan yersey."
Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.

Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.

It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.

Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2

S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.
The seventh (7th) letter of the aphabit. Imidiately following f and just prior to h.
Goat, g*y, and gram all start with the letter g.
This is the person who you would meet in Prison, inevitably, if you ever were to s*rew McDonalds (the Fast Foods-restaurant chain) badly enough to get your self locked-up for your prosecutable crime against Them.

(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The a*s|Burglar.**

if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, c*mmy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)

_\|/_

actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The a*s|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The a*s|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.

:-(

anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
The Actual Joke in which The World was Introduced to **Mayor McShiv**:

Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the a*s Burglar."

Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of g*y Prison s*x)"
Eazy E's record label ruthles, wich had Bone Thugs, Dr.Dre, Ice Cube, and N.W.A, the one that brough you the od's eazy e's ice cubes, and d.o.c's the snoop d.o. double g's and the group that said M***f**k the police The Godfather of west coast rap despite dr.dres lies in his song Forgot bout dre. Man f*ck any you mathatf*ckers who claim 2 no bout rap but dont no who's the godfather of rap EAZY E is. the mathaf*ckin father of thug rap, west coast rap...you would have never had tupac in deathrow if it werent for eazy e.
Do your mathaf*ckin eazy e music listenin!!
To go crazy or stupid. To be extreamly fearful.
Don't nut up on me now.
An exclamation used to punctuate boastful and often humorous descriptions of outlandishly violent or dominating acts. Was first popularized in the early 1990s by the Wu Tang Clan, most notably in the intro to the song "M.E.T.H.O.D. Man", in which members of the group cooked up imaginary schemes for extreme torture sometimes followed by the word "Blau!"
"I'll f***ing lay your n*** on a dresser, just your n*** see, and just bang them s**** with a spiked f****** bat! Blau!!!"
I am what the chavs and chavette's call a greeeebooo, in the same way a fog horn b*ows.I wear things that I think look nice and that I'm comfortable with. I get abuse because of the way I dress and the music I listen to. I reckon what I listen to is tonnes better than that pure s**t that these people who think they rule the earth listen to. I mean all it is, is a bunch of curse's put to a beat that lasts for what seems like three hours. Im not offensive unless provoced, Im not aggressive, and I don't have the potentiol of a dead squirrel. I'm just a normal human being with a unique tatse in music. My everyday casual dress is, baggy jeans with maybe a chain hanging down one side, a black, red, dark pink or white top and some wicked accessories, like maybe a few gummy bracelets and maybe a chain bracelet and an arm warmer. I feel good in this clothing because it is what i WANT to wear, not what I have to!! If people don't like me for what I am then I don't really care. My friend Nicole was beaten up for being a greebo, she left school for a week and they still don't treat her right. It's worse than racisism, not that I'd prefer it that way. I just wish all discrimination would be eliminated. I wish there was no difference.
Chav: Greeeeeeboooo!!
Chav 2: ewww ya' dirty gof'!
Greebo: *raises one eyebrow* o...kay? *shrugs shoulders*
Chav: Am yo a greebo? ya greasey f**ker!!
Greebo: And proud! *walks away*
people who think they know "leet" speak.

(see also 1337 speak)

- CHI Southampton
This is n00b speak:

Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.

Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.

It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.

Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2

S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.

If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
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Letters used to abbreviate the statement “Fine a*s piece of a*s” a*sociated with spotting a foxy lady.
Yo Bro.....check our that F.A.P.O.A

I'd like to tap that F.A.P.O.A
Technically not a word per say but rather an acronym which has the correct forumulation of constanents and vowels to be spoken like a word. F.I.D.O.R.D translates to "Fornecation In Defiance Of Religious Dogma", or essentially f*cking for the "h*ll" of it.
After having the holy book thrown at them by Father McGillicutty, Mike and Tabby rushed home before their anger wore off, shedded their clothing, and engaged in absolute, primordial FIDORD.
FOAD (f*ck Off And Die) + DIAF (Die In A Fire) = FOADIAF (f*ck Off And Die In A Fire)
Wow, that a*shole needs to FOADIAF!

Wow, I would be satisfied if he were to FOADIAF!
acronym meaning "First Post Of The Day." On some message boards or threads it is used to denote that a specific person or post was teh first made on that calendar day
I made the FPOTD when I was the first person to post after midnight.
L-Little
T-Ten
Y-Year
O-Old
I-I'd
L-Like
F- To f*ck
* driving by an elementary school * Guy One Says, "Look theres a LTYOILF", Guy Two responds, " f*ck Yeah & Theres her MILF Mom".
OMFD stands for "oh my f*cking d*ck", although the d letter can mean something else. It was invented by some random newbie saberist in JK2 and used a lot by more random newbies such as gunners.
"(Capital letters)Gator, OMFD stop being g*y!!!"
When an Aisan child behaves badly. The root of the word comes from when parents used to send naughty kids to bed without meals, but the one's who disobeyed their parents orders and decieded to sneak downstairs to eat anyway. In Asian households, lots of rice is usually leftover from the family's dinner, and so the child would steal and eat the rice.
Ki is a rice bandit because he will not pick up his toys after playtime.
The fractured english that Aisan immigrants use when in America.
"Oh rook, I she a right on. It is a wasting erectricity. I better grow an a turn eh off!" Said the new Loasion student.

"I cannot understand that dude's aisanese" said Carl.
Piece of f*cking sh*t Dude!
that guy is a p-o-f-s-d!
Most of these people are f*cking p*ssies. Although I am an American, I stand firm on that opinion. Most of the little sh*t American tourists go around in other nations, mostly Europe, doing any, if not all of the following:
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the f*ck is going on and/or acting like they give a sh*t about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb a*ses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an a*shole or some bull sh*t like that instead of not giving a f*ck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "w*nker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.

I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.

Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest p*ssies? Americans.
American tourists p*ss me off. When I go to Europe, I wear shirts that say "C-O-L-O-R" with pride.
A street in New Orleans' french quarter. This street is the site of many U.F.B.'s(unidentified flashed b*obs) also the home to the most powerful drink in N.O. the hand grenade. Three or four of these bad boys and even the most hard core drinker will be stumblin'. Also home to the 64oz plastic beer bottle filled with your drink of choice(my personal favorite). Mardi Gras and bourbon street go hand in hand(hints the U.F.B.'s). Often times sober visitors will find that on arrival to this famous street they are disgusted at the stinch of old beer,p*ss,puke,and that their feet stick to the brick streets, but as they leave they fully understand why the street is the way it is because by two or three in the morning they have managed to contribute by spilling a drink, throwing up somewhere, and p*ssing on someone's doorstep or any random place they can find to do so (just don't let N.O.P.D. catch you).
After a night on bourbon street they'll be so hung over they'll be tellin you. "Man, last night I got bourbon faced on sh*t street."
when you cant explain what is happening to you,the person you love means the world to you, you feel empty without them
everytime you hear or see them u get a feelin deep down u jst wana hold them n lay in there arms forever
and never let go
having s*x isnt jst pure lust n thrust
its who u do it with
pure love is only something u inside can feel no1 else can explain it only u can put words for it
|x| t o o "M Y" s e x y b a b y |x|
|x| l o v e y h o o w i t a l l m y |x|
|x| H E A R T |x|
|x| A N D M O R E......F O R E V E R |x|
|X|A N D E V E R |X|
|x|T h i s i s t r u e l o v e |x|
|x|you know true love when u find it!trust me!
(also "dirrty-pretty")

"Dirty-pretty" is a diverse and nonspecific term used frequently when referring to a particular style of poetry, prose, lyrics, or music. The origins of the phrase are, to my knowledge, traced back to AllPoetry.com but that is completely up for debate.

~Dirty pretty is~

According to Diseased Mind: "something gorgeous and cancer filled. broken hearts and hipbones. stars and razor-blade wrists. eating disorders, Vogue, ugly, and glittered"

Dirty pretty is...modified scene kids, being pretty in a f*cked up kind of way, walking the streets, addiction, glitter, glamor, Hollywood Blvd., toxicity, pixie dust, acid soaked anything, cyanide nightmares, &&, excessive periods, obsession, s*x, lies, lipgloss, cheap perfume, makeup, plastic, romance, wh*res, neon lights, fake, gorgeous, bleeding speakers, shattered gla*s, cavities, eating disorders, bruises, makebelieve, insecurity, breakdowns, shot gun, hip bones, collar bones, &&all things m e l o d r a m a t i c.
~ f r a g i l e (commenting on poetry): Love it.
So many parts,
This is just
dirty-pretty being shoved down your throat and
bein laughed at behind your back.
~ You're such a wh*re, but you're so dirty-pretty, I still love you.
What I, or some of us say when a your sweetness found out thinks aren't so sweet..
Girl: What the f!ck are you messing around with that five dollar tittie girl

Me: He honey listen,

don't hate the player hate the game

Me: Opens door, giving the same kiss she will never forget, and say "Call you beautifull"

Me: Driving off with 220 Km/h, Music play's in the background " It's Seven O'Clock on the DOT, i'm in my Audi TT cruisin' the street" Calling the other one on THE list, the holy of holy's :

My phone!
A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by sh*t also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they p*onounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of f*cking idiots.
Guide to making a rap song

Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumba*s, or pay someone else to do it.

Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)

Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.

Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
The alphabet used in all Romanic, or Romance languages

It is basically just the English alphabet to all you Americans out there, but to us smart folk, its the Latin Alphabet

Oh, btw, its Zed, not Zee
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Latin Alphabet

I couldn't do the uppercase letters, because the filter said "Example has too many capital letters."
An acronym. G.irl I.'d L.ike to F.uck O.ne D.ay
Derived from seeing underage starlets dressing more and more provocatively. The genesis of the word came circa 2002 with then underage Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff.
Yo did you see that girl?
Dude, she's totally only 16.
Yeah man, but she's a huge gilfod.
a boy that a girl is dating.
a good boyfriend should be nice to his girlfriend and not try to make her do anything she's not sure of. he should try to make her happy, but not let her push him around.he should never try to hurt her, because he knows he's stronger than her. a good guy like this will get a whole bunch of ladies swarming him but he'd be fixated on his lovely girl.
Allie loves her boyfriend.
A noun. (Bl-o-gg-er). A certain someone who has a thing for a female of larger content. Needs something to hold on to. Likes a little extra. Bring on the chubby.
Phi Alpha
"You are blogger, thats it, stop being a b*tch"
Stands for, Fat Over the d*ck Area. Refers to the ma*sive gut hanging over a man's p*nis.
Gus hasn't seen his p*nis in years, due to his F.O.D.A.
A queer -- that is g*y, l*sbian, bis*xual, transgendered or questioning -- tween, teenager or young adult.

Used as an abbreviation occasionally from the 1980s onwards. Most probably started with social services agencies and others working/dealing with queer youth and their issues in community, counselling and school settings where matters of s*xual identity might not be fixed or agreed upon with the subject, or there was concern about inadvertent outing of the subject (thus, used as a tacit code for additional confidentiality).

Occasionally used by individuals to avoid outing (also spelled: outting) a teen or adult.

Rarely used outside of notes and official communications.
Marta is a cool q-kid, very self-confident and out there -- ITL.

Joe is a 16 y.o. q-kid (not self-identifying), displaying behaviour patterns symptomatic of incipient A/D (alcohol/drug) addiction possibly related to identity issues combined with peer pressure.
f*cked on a raw deal
Found on the road dead
fix or repair daily
person1: dude im about to get a ford
person2: dont man i got f*cked on a raw deal by ford my cars constantly falling apart
Knocked The f*ck Out
That guy got K.T.F.O.'d when he got cracked in the dome with that baseball bat!!!
The eldest of the elder and younger Fuþarks.

Elder Fuþark(Elder Futhark)was the written language of choice in first century Nordic regions. The alphabet consists of 24 runes: f, u, þ, a, r, k, g, w, h, n, i, j, ï, p, z, s, t, b, e, m, l, &#331;, d, and o.

See also: Runic
Historian: What is this? My word its Elder Fuþark! It must be 2 millennia old!
Fall Out Boy is a pop-punk band originally created in Chicago in 2001. They originally had a guitarist called "HeyChris" who dropped out two weeks before Fall Out Boy's first tour. The Lead Singer, Patrick Stump(h) needed to learn guitar in two weeks.

The band consists of members Patrick Stumph (he dropped the "h" so there would be no misp*onunciations issues) the lead singer.

Peter Wentz--the ba*s player.

Joesph Trohman--Lead guitarist.

Andy Hurley--Drums and percussion.

The band is not "emo" it is pop-punk, and Patrick has found a way of slurring his words to make the songs sound more effective.
The lyrics are witty, clever, sarcastic and sometimes funny and everyone can relate to them because they are based on real life experiences--none of this made-up sh*t.

Whats more is that Fall Out Boy can actually play live shows. They are huge entertainers and have a large fan base that does NOT just consist of 13 year old girls.

Fall Out Boy have been around a lot longer, but MTV stuck their a*s where they shouldn't have, and girls noticed the attractive ba*s player.

Whoever says Fall Out Boy sucks because the people in the band are ugly, what's the point? There isn't one.

If you're going to like a band, listen to their lyrics and their music.

Personally, i like
The U.S. political party which purports advocating the constitution and freedom of the individual with the least interference/a*sistance from the Federal Government. Unfortunately, because of F.R.D. and the National Rehabilitation Act (NRA) The Federal Government is now completely and firmly meshed with every part of our lives. As it always is, Power corrupts and the ultimate goal is not to enact change but to maintain power. This is true of both of the major U.S. political parties.
The Republican Party says that life is scared but then push the death penalty. The Democratic Party says abortion is acceptable but will not allow the death of a convicted murderer.
People who dont start bangin just because its became a fashion.(I'm lookin at anyone who thinks lil wayne is coll because he says sewut=fake
People who dont slobk, choke on Peanut butter or were dead
B I T C H
l n h o i
o e r d
o n i
d e n
r g
Under the six and always higher than five
allied with F.O.L.K nation
We the gangster disciple stay real even if behind steal
no snitchin, no crying, we keep slobs dyin
My kswiss
R B K
e l i
a o l
l o l
d a
s
CLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
What CraCkin Cuz?????
Bklood = mutt
what dropping slob
bkllllllllaaat Killa
T R U Blue
h s
u
g
s
crips bang real
A Quakertown term for Marijuana (Quakertown Brown), Made popular by the crew F.O.D
Pot, Ganja, Maryjane, DAVE
Phrase used by California8 to mean "really the end", but only leads to more nonsensical spewing and rambling.
You guys are all f'd up, friggan period!
Oldie But a Goodie. Similar to FBG. An old sl*t who you'd like to bang, kind of like a MILF but older, or a cougar.
Yeah, she's definitely an OBG. sh*t, she could practically be my mom. But just think of her experience, man...
a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!
F.R.O.T.E.D.- first run of the day (p*onounced fro-ted) is when you are snowboarding/skiing a trail that has not been skiid yet that day.
dude#1. dude we totaly froted this trail today!
dude#2 ya dude ur right!
1. To give someone an amazinggg hug.
2. To say that you'll kill someone, but you really wont.
3. To insult someone
1. I'm going to Magary you! :]
2. I'M GOING TO MAGARY YOU!!! D:<
3. Woah, you got Magary-ed!
Periods
P - Psychiatric
E - Evaluation
R - Required
I - Insane
O - Occasionally
D - Dangerous
S - Sicko

PMSFL
P - Pre
M - Menstrual
S - Syndrome's
F - f*ckin
L - Lethal

Recurring cycle of physical changes that occurs in reproductive age females.
Take your hands into your own life if you go near a maniac female who’s having her periods. Take my advice and run like f*ck at this time of the month

Psychiatric Evaluation Required Insane Occasionally Dangerous Sicko
Pre Menstrual Syndrome’s f*ckin Lethal
Psychiatric evaluation required insane occationally dangerous woman with her monthly periods

Pre menstrual syndrome's f*ckin lethal
PMSFL – p*ssin My Self f*ckin Laughin
The greatest forum on the planet. Ostensibly a place for people to discuss guitar tones (which they often do) it is often host to funny picture threads, hilarious n00b bashing, and humorous (and often ambiguous) use of emoticons. Also contains a number of "clubs" to which people profess their allegiance in their signature, which occasionally are "joined" to support for a particular manufacturer, e.g. the Mesa Boogie Mob or the VHT Death Squad, but are more often whimsical and rather meaningless, such as Renoir1's :o club and various other emoticon clubs. It has either popularized or invented notable memes, such as numerous pictures involving the faces or bodies of the likes of Eddie Van Halen, Zakk Wilde and moshzilla photoshopped into various amusing locations, and slang as well, such as "teh br00talz" and "porcupwned." Despite all of its shenanigans, however, HCAF is actually quite a useful resource for all manner of amp- and guitar-related material, and can be very...
An illness that haunts many men in this world. It's symptoms are horrible pick-up lines, cheesy kool-aid smiles and complete lack of common sense.
Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, but if you sit down this seat won't be either.
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I see you naked I'd die laughing
Man: If I could put the alphabet together I'd put "U" and "I" together.
Woman: Let me do it for you. M-y b-o-y-f-r-i-e-n-d i-s b-e-h-i-n-d y-o-u
Man: Does that mean you want a threesome?

Man at bar: poor b*stard. norapatall has a new victim.
Slang for Urban Dictionary
Human Tetris ™ Gobble Gobble Gobble...... Gobble Gobble!!! Someone is a little bit retarded <(*_*)> © says:
gdgd
RacheyVonGrimm © Hier Und Jetzt Bitte. says:
O:
richard... human tetris** says:
oonn urban d*ck i go by the name of jimjimjim (johnny the condom) from the eastern western border of uzbekistan
Human Tetris ™ Gobble Gobble Gobble...... Gobble Gobble!!! Someone is a little bit retarded <(*_*)> © says:
ok
richard... human tetris** says:
:D
RacheyVonGrimm © Hier Und Jetzt Bitte. says:
lol
The s*xual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his p*nis and then begins to float around the dark room ; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identifided floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifaces. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51" .
"Hey Mitch, I totally U.F.O. 'd your mom last night ! "

"She always loves when I crash my U.F.O. in her. "
The s*xual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his p*nis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.
"Hey Mitch, I totally UFO 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my UFO in her. "
Secretary of State I'd Like to f*ck
Andrew: Condi, not so much of a SOSILF.
Dakota: Madeline Albright, however, h*lls yes.
Teh c00l3s7, m05t br00t4l g1rl t0 3v3r r04m t3h w0rld. sh3'5 pr3tty much xC0r3.

IRL: BBHO is an acronym for 'big black hairy one', which originated from the movie, Van Helsing, and was completely b*own out of proportion when used in teh wrong context of a conversation.

Also one of the members of the LxC CxW (lameXcore crackXwh*res).
hater 1: did you see that girl, bbho?
hater 2: yeah man, i'm totally jealous of her br00t4lity.
haters 1&2: i wish one day I'D be that cool!
--New form of "Do Work" or "Get er Done" Used as a motivator it's possibilities are endless.
--Short form = F.I.D.
--Originally used in a movie starring Tony Eveready where after inserting his testicles into a girl's a*us he proceeds to "flip the d*ck down the p*ssy"...creating a solo double penetration. (see also "Freaked Out")
"Flip It Down, Son"
--It can also be used accompanied by a hand gesture as well.(index and middle f*ngers together pointing up signifying the p*nis and the ring f*nger and pinky connecting to the thumb forming an "o" shape signifying the testicles.) When said, the wrist bends down pointing the f*ngers down, signifying the testicles in the a*us and p*nis being flipped down into the v*gina.
Don't f*cken Ask.

p*onounced: D F A
dont be cute and say "Defffaaa" cause that just g*y.
For example:

Girl: Why did you come home so late last night?
Man: DFA and make me breakfast.

or

Child: Father McKenny whats that in your hand?
Priest: DFA, just sit on it.
--New form of "Do Work" or "Get er Done" Used as a motivator it's possibilities are endless.
--Short form = F.I.D.
--Originally used in a movie starring Tony Eveready where after inserting his testicles into a girl's a*us he proceeds to "flip the d*ck down the p*ssy"...creating a solo double penetration. (see also "Freaked Out")
"Flip It Down, Son"
--It can also be used accompanied by a hand gesture as well.(index and middle f*ngers together pointing up signifying the p*nis and the ring f*nger and pinky connecting to the thumb forming an "o" shape signifying the testicles.) When said, the wrist bends down pointing the f*ngers down, signifying the testicles in the a*us and p*nis being flipped down into the v*gina.
Distance divided by time.

Or Meth.
"Let's do speed so I can stay up all night and study for my finals!!11shift!"
A way of customizing a compact or mid-sized four cylinder Asian or American car that consists of garish or tasteless cosmetic modifications with little or no performance benefit. Typical modifications include:

a)An obnoxious exhaust with an overly large tip, also known as a fart can, fart cannon, or coffee can, due to their sound that resembles human farts and their shape that resembles the cans that coffee is packaged in.

b)A large spoiler or wing that resembles those found on race cars but has no performance benefit and is only for cosmetic appeal.

c)A garish "body kit" consisting of front and rear bumpers and side skirts designed to emulate the look of expensive high performance cars but instead makes the car too low to the ground to avoid speed bumps and curbs.

d)Liberal application of stickers and badges a*sociated with high performance companies/brands/cars. Although these stickers are supposed to resemble sponsor stickers on race cars, a rice car may have stickers representing performance pars it is not equipped with. Common stickers/emblems include:"VTEC", "NOS", "EIBACH", "TYPE-R", "NISMO" and "GT-R"

f)Cheap after market wheels and tires to resemble high performance cars.

e)Paint. Usually the vehicle has a poorly maintained factory paint job and is often equipped with parts that do not match the original paint (spoilers, mirrors, body kit, hood). In the rare case where the car has a uniform custom paint job it is usually a garish flashy hue with ...
The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and p*onounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of s*xual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.
"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of s*xual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"

• A - a*swhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - c*itoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - s*xtoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeyd*ck
• X - x*x Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag
"lock your own f*cking door b*tch". directed at friends and other pa*sengers when exiting your ghetto car which lacks power locks.
"Okay, we're here. Everybody out! And don't forget: l.y.o.f.d.b.!I don't have power locks."
Take the "g" off of "gasoline" and you get "asoline"! (p*onounced: a*s-o-leen). If you fart a lot it means you have a lot of asoline and can possibly fill up a car's gas tank in the asoline to gasoline converter. if you don't fart much at all, you are low on asoline and need more! So many eat a can of beans or something and stay fuel for the whole day! The more asoline you have, the faster you go. ;]
Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen that kid run so fast?
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline.
--------
Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega a*s!
Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline...
Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff.
Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the b*tches
sXephil is amazing.
He's NOT straight edge. He does drink! He is an internet celebrity on YouTube. He "phils you in" about news that you probably wouldn't hear about regulary. Sometimes the stories are funny and sometimes they are serious. He has done some game reviews as well. He sometimes makes jokes about punching babies and "things smaller than him", but he's just joking and is really a great guy. He does awesome prank calls on his live shows. He has been featured on TV and in news papers for his videos ('8 Teens Charged With Beating 16 y/o Girl' and 'F*CK VIACOM!...').
Dude 1: Hey! Have you been Phil'd in today?
Dude 2: Yeah! sXephil's new video was awesome!
a pathetic waste of skin and bones that should just kill him self. he has many of many babymamas even tho he is ugly as f*ck and old as dirt. he also is in a secret realationship with hes l*sbian sister. he had a wonderful wife which he never desirved but somehow luckily got. big suprise he f*cked that up. while having three kids with this great woman he cheated multiple times and who knows how much aids he spread and how many babies are running around out there w/o their low life father. after putting his "family" threw tramendious pain (phisically and mentally) his children were forced to see him unfortunatly every tues thurs and everyother weekend. they ignored their pain and tried to make everyone happy. but one of the kids was in his car and stumbled on what do you know, her "fathers" new wedding ring. this worthless, i guess you could call him a man(?) secretly married one of his dirty loose wh*res. after threatening his 12 year old daughtor he kicked her out of his pathetic waste of a life. she is happy to get of dealing with this phycopaths life but she wishes that when she saw that ring she threw it right in the place it belongs, down the tolet with all the rest of the sh*t. and then she wishes that she smashed his car then went up to him and kicked him right in the nuts so no more babies will have to go threw the pain that unfortunatly many of us do. so f*ck you mike lynn. he is a snake, oh i mean a lawer! what a perfect job for a compulsive liar like mike lynn. ...
Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.
A Thumb-Breaker is a more threatening version of a D.U.F.F.(designated ugly fat friend). Instead of just preventing you from talking to a girl a Thumb-Breaker (usually 250lbs+)will physically try to harm and or paralyse the persuer. Thumbs could be broken!
Hey man did you get her number yet? "Nah man her f*ckin Thumb-Breaker just kicked my a*s in front of everybody!!"
Someone who is un usually into Graffiti. People with the name Dofi are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. A Dofi Graffiti, done by the artist Dofi - D.o.f.i = Degrees of Freedom Infinite.
"Oh Yeah, It's definitely a Dofi" , "Dofi Don't ever stop", " Do it like a Dofi"
Possibly one of the most weird places is Pennsylvania. People there are all either Emos or Preps. Not a lot to do except get lost in the woods or go trash a convient store. Sure, we may not compare to most states BUT d*mn sure as h*ll we rock.

1) We have three parts.
a) Woodsy area
b) City area
c) Amish/hick/farmy area

2) We have f*cking WAWA. YOU d*mn WISH YOU HAD WAWA, EH? EHHHH?

3) We have one of the f*cking BEST colleges, Penn State.

4) The people here are all idiots XD Which is funny.

5) Two words: HERSHEY. CHOCOLATE.

6) We're home of all or most emos. And everyone loves emos.

7) Without us you wouldnt have:
a) CDs
b) Rollorcoasters (They were made in Ohio BUT the idea came from PA coal mines.)
c) Once again, Hershey's chocolate. <3
d) The whole country, we f*cking MADE the USA.
e) Lightbulbs, b*tch.
f) Pretty much all Thomas Edisons inventions o.o

8) Pretty much everything good in the world was made in PA. Except Max.. He was made in Michigan.

Still not convinced PA isn't ALL bad?.. No? f*ck you XD
Pennsylvania? Oh, that place owns you.
a f*cking long-a*s word almost nobody can p*onounce, let alone spell
super...supercali..how the h*ll do u p*onouncee this

like this supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

holy sh*t, spell it now. let me try 1st
s-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-...f*ck it u spell it

ok, s-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s

i hate you
The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."
Getting righteously s*rewed and not having a say about it. to practice fraud under legal means.
Yo man did ya hear?...Tag got Bushed on the final dude!! :o
When you p*ss in a chicks mouth and duct tape it shut, and f*ck her till it comes out of her nose.
Bill - Dude, see that housekeeper? I'd totally give her a flame throwing dragon.

Craig - Pickle Surprise!
Basic:Darren is 26 years old and has been a member of the The Whitest Kids U'Know for almost 3 years. He grew up a military brat, living in numerous cities around the country and even Germany for 4 years. He started acting at the age of 9 and has been in more than 40 plays. In 1999, Darren left Texas to pursue the writing and directing of film in New York City. While working on an independent film he met Zach Cregger and was invited to a “Whitest Kids” show. Darren was immediately intrigued and was determined to be a part of the troupe.

Detailed: One of the nicest people in the world. Incredibly handsome, cute, and funny. Wears adorable gla*ses. He can always make you smile. The only other people in the world that share his breed of amazingness are Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, also part of The Whitest Kids U'Know. He plays girls in the show more than any other member, and is the most convincing girl of any of them.
D A R R E N I S A P O O F
but not really.
"Who's that amazingly gorgeous guy over there?"
"That's Darren Trumeter."
p*ss Off Factor.
When you do something specifically to make another person angry.
Term is best used when playing Texas Hold 'Em.
I know 7-3 suited are rags, but there's a high POF. Dan won't know what's going on.
a gang know to wear black or white flags sometimes blue. also the pitchfork is there gang sign. known allies wit the gangster diciples and crips folk stands for (F)orever (O)ver (L)atin (K)ings
i seen that n*gga folkin it up bangin that 6 scream 6 poppin 5 droppin
A bipolar shopper is a person who when shopping buys clothing or accessories from a very expensive and high cla*s store or boutique, then goes into another store that sells very cheap and low value clothes with 3-5 bags from one very expensive store just to show off how much they shop and all the money they have. After they enter the store, they buy very little items, still holding all the bags.
Lady enters Abercrombie & Fitch and spends 200-400$---

Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---

Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---

Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high cla*s shopping---

Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---

Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---

Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.

Guy says to one guy- d*mn. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol
duom. well duom stands for..

D - d*ck
U - Up
O - Other
M - Men

Usualy Duoms are g*y and have no friends did i mention black b*stards. They are ususlly tall but small p*nis. Hardly ever gets a girlfriend and yer. But he sucks in any sport he plays.
ok duom
A term coined by JFedd after too many years of binge drinking and illicit s*x with hookers. He often uses the acronym instead of the entire phrase as he might 'pa*s the f*ck out' before he can complete the phrase.

An alternate definition is the Parents, Teachers, and Friends Organization, although this definition is currently only known to be used by six people. It's use is not recommended.
You'd better not call Pedro, his Facebook status is "PTFO."
Bro Town is the much loved New Zealand cartoon which takes the p*ss out of everything New Zealanders are too sensitive too actually admit or are worried about saying because the Maori, Samoan, Tongan, or general Polynesian mix will smash them for saying. It has created many common phrases in New Zealand such as Morning Side 4 Life!, Peyow, Peyow!, and I'm going to the pub, I may be some time... It also takes the p*ss out of F.O.B p*onounciations of English such as 'Peer' for 'Beer'
"Bro Town jus ran its las epysoyd ow"
"f*ck Morning Side 4 Life, Otara where the thugs at!"
"I'd like to Peyow, Peyow her."
1. the opposite of GOOD. See some of the synonym tags below.

2. tough, cool, macho, poised, refined, alright, reserved, studly, get the idea? You don't have to be a man to be bad - some women fit into this category too. Also, "bad" isn't exclusively for straight people either. There are many g*y men (and women) who are "bad" too. "Badness" is a description of a personality and character, not a shallow imitation.

3. Michael j*ckson's famous album from 1987. It entered the album charts at Number One ( a rare feat at the time) and scored several big hits like the previous 1982 cla*sic album "Thriller". However this time a new chart record was also achieved: BAD scored FIVE Number One hits - "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" (with Siedah Garrett), the title track (... I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it...really really bad..."), "The Way You Make Me Feel" (... ain't nobody's business...), "Man In The Mirror" (...make that change!), and "Dirty Diana
Consisting of atleast any odd number greater than 1 (for tie breaker purposes) this impromtu, or accidently organized, meeting of the minds is the cornerstone of any society that is, or dares to dream of being, successfull. Over seen by the drunkest and loudest one involved in these discussions, yet mediated by the soberest, decisions are made about, and solutions are developed for, various matters. Such as; how to handle current crisis at home and abroad, who would win in a fight between Mohumad Ali and your old high school shop teacher (the one with the freakishly strong thumb and a subscription to Boy's Life), which cars are the best and what you did to yours that night you had to much moonshine, have you seen that new girls a*s at Hooters, etc (This list is dependent on the numer of beers consumed and the education level of all parties involved). Many of these types of "summits" can be found at any back woods beer joint, strip club (not the cla*sy ones that athletes and "gentlemen" frequent, I'm talking about the one where there's a pregnant woman is ready to dance because she feels like the guy in the second row has been eye ballin' her all night and he looks like rich fell-er (maybe a carpenter or sheetrock hanger) but it turns out he is c*ck-eyed as h*ll and even broker, and the dancer on the stage now has one tit 2 sizes bigger than the other thus causing her fall to one side every now and then, and the prize jewel of the place is a double F brunnette with; a red w...
Another retarded Pop Rapper who cant rhyme for sh*t and has a wack a*s flow. He is such a w*nksta and his songs have no meaning they are all about dances. Him and all of the S.O.D. Money Gang are sucking commercialized d*ck. He sells records to little kids who dont know much about real hip hop, and sells to kids my age who dont know anything about hip hop either. Him and Lil Wayne both killed rap.
Now I'm gonna do a few comparisons.

Soulja Boy's lyrics

soulja boy up in diz ho, watch me leen an wach me rawk, supahman dat ho, den wach me crank dat robocop, supah fresh now wach me jock, joccin on dos hatahz mayne, when i crank dat soulja boy i lean to da left and crank dat thang now YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!

Tak from Fort Minor's Lyrics

Who the h*ll is he anyway?

He never really talks much

Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck

Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact

That many mis judge him because he makes a livin from writin raps

Put it together himself, now the picture connects

Never askin for someone`s help, and get some respect

He`s only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach

And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Soulja boy

Waaah me in maah huuur walk x98

Eminem

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's...
"Offending Fathers, Pleasing Daughters"
A guy who girls love but their fathers loathe
Ashton Kutcher in "Guess Who" is an O.F.P.D.
Acronym for f*ggots and d*kes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the g*y and l*sbian alliance.
Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.
So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"
to say "holy potatoes" after you see a U.F.O. fly into a building.
The man had sefesefa'd after he saw a U.F.O.
A unique s*xual maneuver- one partner lays supine wearing 3-D gla*ses while another defacates down onto them from an elevated position- like a U.F.O!
"Jamahl treated Shawntelle to an Alien Soap Opera last night; with special guest Diarrhea paying a suprise visit!"
When looked at sideways it is a person waving hi. The O is the head. The J are the hands. And the K is the feet.
OJK
h*llllllllooooooo
All mighty Dzekonian Gold Miner, he retreated from the planet Dzekonia when his friend Sodium the Potatoes meticulously slayed a wild Axe wielding maniac galled ssesxinho he in turn was thanked by the high priest of Finlandia whos name was Frivolousaslan.

They then met a Rebel by the name of Rebelsin, who was trying to repopulate the local population of Besiktasonium he was the only surviver he was able to repopulate thanks to the Dzekonians gold stash.

Then it all ended happily ever after Galatasaray finished 1st in the league, won the Champions league whilst Fener were relegated because their sugar daddy Azize Yildirim was imprisoned for trying to sell his nuclear encrusted shoes to terrorists.
Don't Dzeko me Bro!
Are you Dzeko?
hahaha that chick is so Dzekonian
F*** you that's my Dzekonian gold bar
We are the Dzekos of the night
Bosanski Diamantu
Dude that Dzeko kicked a*s
Dance to 80s Dzeko music
I bet you I can Dzeko longer than you can
Bring it on wh*re!
Origin - North Woods, WI adjective. p*onunciation> palms - up. Definition - To pa*s out off of a bar stool at 8 a.m. after partying for 11 hours. After pa*sing out, the subject is laying face down in a watery pile of boots. The subject's arms are at his/her side with the wrists bent as such that the palms of his/her hands are facing up. After some debate, this state of affairs is said to be an S. O. S. from the pa*sed out subject. Saying non verbally that "I am done, please help me to bed."
1) That kid partied so hard after we got home from the bars we found him palms up in the morning.

2) Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna get palms up?
Drama Queen. A female who:
A) has an average of three crises or tizzies per day,
B) must hear the words, "I love you" in some combination of text, voicemail, and notecards on flowers 17 times per day or she will cry and quit,
D) has a history of throwing dishes at boyfriends,
E) is addicted to several things,
F) has OCD,
G) cries at minor incidents,
H) is always complaining about something,
I) is a Gossip Goddess,
and so on.
Friend: "Hey."
DQ: "O M G! UH!"
The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-f*ckING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a f*ck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go f*ck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your cla*s p*ss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their cla*sic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber g*y. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
tanlandia

I S

S M I L I N G

A C R O S S T H E U N I V E R S E

N E O N

G U Y S S H O U L D T W E A R C L O T H E S

F R O M H & M

L O VE
1. The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-f*ckING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all.

2. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a f*ck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:

a) It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.

b) It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.

c) It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go f*ck themselves.

d) It is laughing when kid in your cla*s p*sses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.

e) It is having a headband fight at lululemon.

f) It is singing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their cla*sic jazz music on you.

g) It is calling Justin Bieber g*y.

h) It is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10 pm.

i) It is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .

j) It is not changing for anyone but yourself. It is watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before and arguing if Robert Pattinson is hotter then Taylor Lautner (he isn’t).

k) It is screaming "HONK IF YOU WANT A f*ckING b*ow JOB" at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook
A form of copypasta in which the text is written in a weird and disjointed way.
Anonspeak: d I D y O u K N O w T h A T M O o T i S A T h e I F a N d H a S N e v e R W o r K e D a D a y i N H I S l I F E ? h t t p : / / (random ip address here)
acronym for the SOCIETY OF GOOD GENTS
SOGG, are the Good Gents in high standing with the Crazy Knights and the Temple of the Lidless Eye. The Society of Good Gents is a club and forum for those who know. They are what was called "Johnsons" back in the first half of the 20th century. If you don't know they aint gonna tell you, so F.A.T.S.
Stands for "Bank Of Mum And Dad" and refers to people that either choose to or are forced to live, financially speaking, off their parents.
Bloke 1: Mate when I was in the States, I was earning f*ckin 6 bucks an hour AND paying for rent and food. Now I'm home, earning three times that and not paying for sh*t!

Bloke 2: You moved back in with the folks then, c*unt?

Bloke 1: Yip and not paying board or for anything mate. Just f*ckin freeloading.

Bloke 2: Gotta love the BOMAD mate!
Ṫ͌ó̍ ̍͂̓̍̍̀i̊ͯ͒nͧ̍̓̃͋vok̂̓ͤ̓̂ěͬ ͆tͬ̐́̐͆h̒̏͌̓e͂ ̎̊h̽͆ͯ̄ͮi͊̂ͧͫ̇̃vͥͦ́ẻͤ-͒m̈́̀i̓ͮ͗̑͌̆̅n̓̓ͨd̊̑͛̔̚ ͨͮ̊̾rͪeͭͭ͑ͧ́͋p̈́̅̚rͧe̒̈̌s̍̽ͩ̓̇e͗n̏͊ͬͭtͨ͆ͤ̚iͪ͗̍n͐͒g̾ͦ̎ ͥ͌̽̊ͩͥ͗c̀ͬͣha̍̏̉ͪ̈̚o̊̏s̊̋̀̏̽̚.͒ͫ͛͛̎ͥ
̎Iͫ̅n͆̆͑vͦ̅ŏͩͧ̓̊̀ͩk̃ͦ̚ĭͥ̏̊͆̌̈́ńg̅ ̒̋t̽̔h͊ê͑ ͐͂̀̈feͮ̑͋̀ͦe̓l͒̚̚i͛̋̅̆ͮnͨ̿̌̄gͣ ̌̅́̈́ȍf̋̏ ̇ͩ̇ͧ̏cͭ̔ȟ̈́͆a͋os͗͑̈̐.̔
̆̒ͮW̓͋ͮ͐̚i͂t̊ͪhͫͯ̑͒ ͫ̃̚o̐útͩ̍̉ ͒͂̍̿o̐rͥ͌deͥrͥ̑̐̈.̒̅̈́ͦ̓
̔̅̈́̃T̋h̏̅͛eͭ ̍ͬ̓Ṅ̂̂e͆ͥ̃ͧ̏̀z͒̋̏̇̑peͬ͗̊̾̌̽ͦrͭ̒͒ͪd̀̋̅̔̿̔̄iͨ̆͐a̓̂̎̚ṅ hiͬ̓́ͪ̓v̂ͪ̎͋ͤ͑ė͒̐ͪ͛͐ͥ-͌̓̈́̒mͨĭn̾̅d̔ͭ ̄̃ͪ̆ͫ͂o̾f̋ͩ̍ ͮcͬ̏͊h̒͊̌̍̈́̓a̐͋̀o͆ͤ́ͭ̑ͮ̄s̀̃ͮ̓ͬ. ̆ͪͧͣͩZ̈́a̎̇l͌́gͪ̒ǒͦ̎. ̾͑̐̇
͑̌ͥ͛ͩ̚H̆ͧ̓e̍͊̒ͣ w̄́̀ho͐͋̍̌̎ͪ ̊̇͗͛̓Wͪ̅ä̇̍̌̄̈́̏ìͥ͗͌ͣͤt̾ͮ̒̽͌s̍͊ ̎̅̿̌Bͤ́ͬe̊͂̾̀̆͆̇ḧ́͂͑̇͋̄̾i̎ͬͬͨ̒̽͑n̉d̾̏̈́͊̌̄̓ ͦ̅ͬ̃T̂ͧ̚hͧͨ͗̂͂͋e̎̓ W̃̽͋͐̀a̍̈́̆̓̐lͫlͧ.̾
͒ͤ͌ͪͭZ͂̾͂̄͗ͦẢͪͣ͌͑̒̐LͦGͦͩ̓ͧOͭ̎̒͑!̇ͪ͐ͩͨ
Zalgo

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
A old man's dangling p*nis. It's very gross. like, eww.
Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.
some motherf*cker that is also retarded

or tarded (-pigtarded, -sucktarded, and stuff)
this mothaf*cka is bright now sucking on my f*cking c*ck u f*cking motherf*cktarded son ofab*tch

count it up b*tch, ill f*ck u down u p*ssy u down,

p*ssy u down?
Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
Pill Popping Dope Smoking p*ssy Eating Mother f*cken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together
found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T
Facial Strap On d*ldo
I am going to use a F.S.O.D on my s*xual partner tonight. A d*ldo, s*xual toy that attaches to the head of an individual which is then used to penetrate another's s*xual organs.
Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling a*shole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective a*sholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - a*seface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
Common Dravidian (esp Tamil, Telugu & Malayalam) word for "r*ctum".

Pedantically, Goodham (குதம் in Tamil script) refers specifically to the sheath inside the an*l orifice & does not denote the a*us or the buttocks. Strictly, the a*us is distinguished by its own term, namely 'Goodoushtham'. However, 'Goodham' is often vulgarly & inaccurately extended to also mean "a*se-hole" & even the whole "butt", which, in case of Dravidian women, often attains a pleasingly large size.

Since the same one Tamil letter is used to depict 'k' & 'g', & another is used for both 't' & 'd', variant dialectal p*onunciations & spellings include: Kootham, Koottam, Kutam, Kotham, Kutham, Koothi, Gūdham, Gudam, Guddam, & Godham.

The word has entered Indo-Aryan languages, such as Magadhi or Pali: "gudaṁ, The a*us. ... Ab.274." ('A Dictionary of the Pali Language' Robert Caesar Childers. London: Tru:bner, 1872-5, p.150) Of course, Sanskrit, one of the most highly Dravidianized Indo-Aryan tong...
Short for f*ck off and Die
F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay

Also see Wal
Yeah that Ford will b Ford
Hyundai for eva Rednecks
The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...
Man you just got lambasted by that girl
similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple
dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you
F= First
O= ON
R= Race
D= DAY
Look at the 5.0L It is like 7 car lengths ahead of that Rice Burning Civic
You'll never know!
You'll never know what Dweef means!
F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill
dont get a d*mn ford.. im tellin ya
F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead
That d*mn Ford Only Runs Downhill
F.ucking O.ver R.ated D.isaster
Nice Ford, chonchetta
1)WHAT YOUR READING RIGHT NOW!!
2)A letter, to send a message.
1)These are Letters>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
2)A note to someone or something
"I left a note of the Frige"
God d*mn mother f*ckin son of a b*tch!
"God d*mn mother f*ckin son of a b*tch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
Forien Object Damaged
a piece of rubbish,stone,army cadet on the air field
Made by FORD
F - Found
O - On
R - Road
D - Dead
Every car made by ford is a death trap!! examples.. Ford Aerostar (you know... the ugly square van) ignition switch will some how spark and catch on fire!
Ford Explore - tires some how b*ow and the car flips over!! hmm.... Ford tried to blame Firestone for this when the put pa*senger tires on a SUV!!
Ford Focus - Pretty much everything is wrong with this thing!! i know a Ford mechanic and he hates working on this piece of shiet!
A f*cktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.
"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"
a language used among students a few years ago, moving the front of the alphabet to the back, used as a code to hide the solution to quizes and similar.
A = N
B = O
C = P
D = Q
E = R
F = S
G = T
H = U
I = V
J = W
K = X
L = Y
M = Z
N = A
O = B
P = C
Q = D
R = E
S = F
T = G
U = H
V = I
W = J
X = K
Y = L
Z = M

my name is Bushido
zl anzr vf Ohfuvqb
A - acid
B - b*ow
C - cocaine
D - Domes
E - Elephant tranquilizer
F - fizzie
G - Gra*s
H - Heroin
I - Ice
J - Jay
K - Ketamine
L - LSD
M - marijuana
N - nose candy
O - opium
P - PCP
Q - Quicksilver
R - refer
S - speed
T - thai sticks
U - Uzi
V - Valium
W - weed
X - X
Y - yao
Z - Zay
no example
With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's p*nis pounding their headset, person B's p*nis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindf*cking experience.
T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz
A composer by the name of Justin Durban. Composes cool music that is very addictive.

Got his name by have his nickname "edge". then "little punks" stole it, so he look at the keyboard, and looked at the letters. q,w,e,r,t,y,u,i,o,p,a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,z,x,c,v, and b did not fit, untill he came upon "n". And waa-laa...his name.
Edgen is a cool guy.
First three letters of the English alphabet.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Part of the entire alphabet.
Frunchish for: He is s*xy
more Frunchish:
imbrucia
pub lo meldi
mi de fula
dubri muqua
lulu du sonph
po
mu
O my gosh he is s*xy!
Frunchish: O mi serulele du sonph!
also: d'lele sonph (day-lay-lay-son-f)
He's s*xy
The twenty-first letter of the english alphabet.
If you didn't know that already, there must be something horribly wrong with you.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U (see that? that's a U) V W X Y Z.
the coolest group of people ever!! they rock. invented in 2003 to replace "posse" and can't be spelled without a y, e, a, f, r, j, n, k, b, n, d, c, or o. we represent da AHA, da 610 to da 215 and da 856. yeah!!!!!!!
Yeaferjenkembab and co is officially the shiznit
noun.

bead can be applied in two ways - as part of a sentence or by itself.

1. AS PART OF A SENTANCE
a) When used as a part of a sentance, bead is used to describe something that is extremely positive.

b) By adding the suffix "orse", the positivity of bead can be reversed to describe something that SHOULD be positive, but is in fact negative.

2. USED BY ITSELF
"bead" used by itself can mean a number of things, however the intended meaning can be understood by acknowledging both the context of the conversation and the degree of positivity that is being shown.

bead used by itself can mean the following - listed in order of positivity shown:

(i) "What's up?"
(ii) "I agree, sort of"
(iii) "I'm drunk"
(iv) "I'm impressed"
(v) "I agree."
(vi) "We are mint"
(vii) "I agree strongly."
(viii)"How the f*ck is it goin, homie?"
(ix) "LOL!"
(x) "I love bead"

The level of positivity can be shown in two ways:

a) When written, the...
637 is an expression or abbrevation for Always and Forever

a-l-w-a-y-s=6
a-n-d=3
f-o-r-e-v-e-r=7
143 637*

I Love You Always And Forever<3
an acronym for a "Long Distance Fake Out". A girl who looks really hot from far away but not so good when you get close and get a good look at her.
Oh man, that chick looked hot, but she was an LDFO.
skitsofrenic. someone who is truly crazy!! THIS IS THE r e a l d e f f e n i t i o n!! someone whose a skittle might qualify for the following things:
(most if not all are necessary to be a skitsofrenic, not just one)

sits in weird positions
laughs randomly for a long time
makes up werid words (like skittle)
gets angry for no reason
has multiple personalities
takes naps
gets depressed
gets very very hyper
makes weird noises
sings (not necessarily well) for no reason
d*mn, that skittle is so f*ckin annoying that she might actually be cool. she needs to stop sitting with her legs behind her head and humming though...
The second letter of the alphabet, the 10th letter of the alphabet... if you are unfamiliar with that, here's the alphabet, with the second and tenth letters capitalized...

a B c d e f g h i J k l m o p q r s t u v w x y z.

If you are still that daft, try this:

B. J.

or b*ow Job.
<Girl> Oooh baby! How about a 2-10?
<Camel_Kid> f*ck yeah!
aka. tool a*s motha f*cker
if you're a guy and you (have)...
a)cted like you're all about the game when the only bling you have is a key chain
b)elieved you're the sh*t when you're not that hot
c)an't tell the difference between real cartier and the fake kind down in chinatown
d)isrespected your mom
e)at mcdonald's like its your job
f)uck whoever, whatever, whenever
g)ot no job
h)ate player-ettes & call them sl*ts just cuz you can't get in
i)ncomes of 6.50 or less
j)oke like a comedian but no ones laughing
k)eep ky jelly & a sh*t load of condoms on your desk just to be cool for the ladies
l)ove getting head at all the wrong times
m)ake drama like a soap opera director
n)o game
o)rder of the 99cent menu on a date. first of all, what the h*ll are you doing at mcdonald's
p)a*s judgement
q)uit your one and only job
r)im up your'96 honda wit dubs like its a beamer or escalade
s)mell like bo
t)tried to act metro & sophisticated when the only designer threads you've come close is in the dressing room of a gap
u)se stetson, old spice, or axe
v)alue just any b*oty, not caring where its been and who it is
w)"hats burberry?"
x)tra c*cky
y)ell 'ho' and expect any respectable female to respond
"um...actually such a tamf. he's demoted"
Back in the 90's when pagers were made available to a younger generation, a code was created where numbers were a*signed to represent letters so that messages could be pa*sed using this code.

Each letter was represented using a number or combination of numbers. Some number definitions varied but this is just one basic breakdown:

A = 8
B = 8
C = 6
D = 0
E = 3
F = 4
G = 6
H = 4
I = 1
J = 7
K = 15
L = 7
M = 177
N = 17
O = 0
P = 9
Q = 0
R = 12
S = 5
T = 7
U = 11
V = 11
W = 111
X = 25
Y = 4
Z = 2

There was often a lot of confusion with messages.
7415 15 986312 6003 81764
( This is pager code b*tch )
a gang known as
"M"aster "O"f "D"isaster.
also paired up with the gang "Blood".
Enemies are AC(Asian Crips).
dang!look at dat MOD gettin wooped by dat AC!
A set of words used in military radio transmissions to stand for letters, used to prevent misunderstandings due to interference
# A - Alfa
# B - Bravo
# C - Charlie
# D - Delta
# E - Echo
# F - Foxtrot
# G - GOLF
# H - HOTEL
# I - INDIA
# J - JULIETT
# K - KILO
# L - LIMA
# M - MIKE
# N - NOVEMBER
# O - OSCAR
# P - PAPA
# Q - QUEBEC
# R - ROMEO
# S - SIERRA
# T - TANGO
# U - UNIFORM
# V - VICTOR
# W -WHISKEY
# X - XRAY
# Y - YANKEE
# Z - ZULU
some one who is so emo that they r almost cool yet extremely g*y
f*ken emosaurus kids think they r so cool im gunna run over there dog and or girlfriend Okéi all joo n00berz, lîzten up. Fïrst öFf... Im teh Über pr0 pwnzér & knö Qüeztions a$ked, o0kay?? I pwnerêd all nöuberz fRom all lÄnd$ like Spiane---ïë.. and teh ßûlgariananic tRïbez and shiîz sô DÖNT ße mes2ën or joö'll hÄve knö heÄd ßïÄTÇH!!!11 Ökïe, seçondly ofF, dïs çlan- ïs alsö téh pwnzör l337 clan, an'd öur main spécïaltylizér is pwnzing n00bs leik joo. Okéii, and 4öuRth ÖFf, ïf, in âny such wây, jôo ïnzultz üs, joo will hÄvé t0 bé hëad-shoTtÉd ând will cO/\/\e homë fRöm schKöôl an"d Fïnd joÜ hâve n0 housë and only a pilë of n0üb ÄshEz. s0 FÜÇ|< 0Ff Joü FûKëm NoößS!
A form of art that uses language. Poets use the beauty of a language and its words to create a feeling or convey a message to the reader, whether the wording is soft, sweet, sunny, and a lovely walk through a meadow... or clotted, ugly, grungy, and conjures up images of a slum. Just like artists use images and colors to create a mood or message, poets use words to do the same thing.

Poetry has been around for over 5,00 years and it's still young, vibrant, and growing. Poetry might even go further into the past, since most people memorized poetry and pa*sed it on orally; 5,000-year-old poems from Mesopotamia could have already been old when they were written.

The practice of memorizing poetery and pa*sing it on by word of mouth is pretty much gone.

Humans cha...
A. It Sucks
B. takes no talent,
C. only has ugly middle/upper cla*s depressed boys who think their cool,
D. just ew,
E. IS FOR EMMA
F. most of them are butt ugly, and even the ones who get the hott girls are still ugly (pale, full of ugly tattoos)
G. the golden days of rock is over and now its only wanna be rocker ie. pop stars playing a fake guitar ( avril lavine)
H. Full of druggies who are womanizers too, thats all music, $50 90% of all musicions do some sort of drug, illeagle or not, the most famous and best rockers have all died from drugs.
I. has no good beats (drums are much worse then rap beats
J. they kill the word fashion, why do you want to rip perfectly good clothes? People would kill to have whole pants and shoes
K. If rock is so good then why isnt it the most popular music? You kno that rap is, white and black and latina and azn people like rap, only white people and an occasionol other person likes rock
L. That brings me to the point, rock only speaks to one minority
M. And their all rich boys, none of them were poor cuz how do you explain guittar lessons, and an instrument, that costs money and no poor person is gonna pay for stuff like that
N. Requires no vocal talent
O. they were the ones who brought mullets into style
P. whats his name made a p*rno with pamala anderson
Q. they steal all the pretty woman who should be going out with the pretty actors
R. i kno some of these reasons suck but w.e
S. Guitars are stupid and make stupid ...
h4x0r sp33k, also known as 1337 sp34k.

Using numbers as letters for as little as one word, to entire conversations..

A: 4 or l\ or ^ or @ or /\ or /-\
B. l3 or 8 or ß or ]3 or l:
C: ( or < or © or ¢
D: l) or l> or ])
E: 3
F: l= or # or ƒ
G: 9
H: l-l
L: 1 or !
J: _l
K: l<
P: l> or |D
Q: & or (\) or ¶
R: l2
S: 5 or $
T: 7
U: l_l
V: \/
W: \/\/
X: >< or }{
Y: just use the Y
Z: 2

There are more you can use, those are the one's that I prefer to use.

In 1337 sp33k/1337 sp34k, you can also use p as o, in words such as PWNT, derived from owned, changed to pwned, and pwnage, etc.,
very g*y.

0l\/l9 lyl<3 l)!l) y0l_l 533 l-l!5 l-l4><04 5l<!11z?!
the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz
let's sing the alphabet song
A kick-a*s show that comes on MTV, its is f'ing funny. The characters: Steve-O and chris along with Manny and sometimes weeman. No one gives a f*ck if they are g*y, b*tches. They do it for our entertainment so I could care less how f*ck'd p they are. The show kicks a*s.
Hey, chris, lets go fishing!.. with our p*nises!
A typing layout developed in the 1940's and intended to replace the clumsy QWERTY layout, designed in the 19th century to actually slow down typing. The Dvorak layout is far more efficient, allowing a typist to achieve a much faster rate than with QWERTY. There are also one-handed versions of Dvorak, for both the right and left hand.
This is the Dvorak layout:

`~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 { }
'" ,< .> p y f g c r l /? =+ \|
a o e u i d h t n s -_
;: q j k x b m w v z

Any modern computer can be reconfigured to use the Dvorak layout.
A very useful abreiviation meaning "f*ck Off and Die."
Use this phrase if you want to tell someone to "go away," but not in so many words;).
Very nice...this word comes from french and it is written beaucoup. And YES, it does mean "a lot"
Beaucoup weed. = A lot o f weed :D
Let me make this as clear as I can. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Now I know my ABCs, next time won't use sing with me?
637 meanz Always And Forever

6 = a.l.w.a.y.s
3 = a.n.d
7 = f.o.r.e.v.e.r

Also goes with the term 143wich meanz I Love You
143-637
|I Love You-Alwayz and Forever|
The first three letters in the Alphabet.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q........and so on.
another word for the hacker/counter strike language L337

A 4
b 8
c (
d l)
e 3
f f
g 9
h l-l
i 1 or !
j j
k l<
l 1 or !
m /\/\
n /\/
o 0
p p
q q
r 12
s 5 or $
t 7 or +
u l_l
v \/
w \/\/
x x
y y
z z
1. j00 (4/\/ r19l-l7
NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. A tune by The Bloodhound Gang.
The worst American made car ever. Always breaks down.
F ucked
O ver
R ebuilt
D odge

F ound
O n
R oad
D ead

F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay

F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill

(Backwards)
D river
R eturns
O n
F oot
Band Of Freaks (B.O.F.) also known as SLayers or D.B's (Dirt b*lls). The kids who wear punk ska clothing or randy river and have no friends.
1.Hawk Eye your a f*ckin bof.

2.Hey you f*ckin bof go slit your wrists and drink the blood.

3.Nice life you f*ckin useless bof.
Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil j*ckson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
A country situated in the Southern part of North America (that's not South America by the way) that is full of citizens who are convinced that America is the only free country in the world and if you said something bad about the government anywhere else, you would be arrested, tortured, and eventually killed. In reality, there are countries with more freedom than America. Most Americans have not left the USA, therefore, are not certain that other countries exist. Also, the majority of Americans are heavily geographically challenged and are convinced that:
A. The USA is a continent.
B. England is about the size of a paper clip with a population of about 12 who are stuck in the 6th century.
C. Haiti, Cuba, and other Carribean Islands are in Asia.
D. Canada isn't a real country.
E. America is the most technologically advanced nation in the world.
F. God should bless America...and no place else.
G. All immmigrants are illegal.
H. England would be speaking German if America didn't step into WWII.
I. Russians are still communist (sometimes contradicted with the question, "whats a communist?").
J. Everybody who is not American hates their country, loves America, and would die to live there.
K. The English language originated in America, and the English themselves speak a totally different language.
L. There is a language called "American".
M. America is the only country with electricty.
N. If you are not religious, you should be treated like c*ap.
O. America rules ...
A city and/or metropolitan area with a very high population or average density. A megacity is generally considered to be an urban agglomeration with a population of at least 10 million, though the United Nations defines it as a metro area that is home to at least 5 million people living in an area of consistent urban-level density. Most of the world's megacities are in the developing world — particularly sub-Saharan Africa and South and East Asia — which is rapidly urbanizing to the same high percentage that is seen in the United States, Latin America, and Western Europe. However, these cities are generally built with little in the way of construction regulation or public infrastructure. By the year 2030, it is estimated that more than 60 percent of the world's population will be urban.
Today the largest megacity is by far Greater Tokyo, with includes the nearby cities of Yokohama and Kawasaki and is home to nearly 35 million people; however, its current population growth is practically stagnant. The other nine largest are:

* Mexico City, D.F. (22,350,000)
* New York (22,150,000)
* Seoul, South Korea (22,050,000)
* São Paulo, Brazil (20,000,000)
* Mumbai (Bombay), India (19,400,000)
* Delhi, India (19,000,000)
* Los Angeles (17,750,000)
* Tehran, Iran (15,000,000)
* Jakarta, Indonesia (16,850,000)
* Osaka, Japan (16,750,000)

Smaller megacities include Bogotá, Colombia; Lagos
a language derived from Latin and spoken by the people of the country of Italy. Here's a p*onunciation guide:

A = p*onounced like (AH)
AI = p*onounced sort of like (EYE)
AU = p*onounced like (OW)
B = p*onounced like (B)
C = p*onounced like (K) when next to A, O, U, HI, HE, R, L
C = p*onounced like (CH) when next to I, E, IA, IO, IU
D = p*onounced like (D)
E = p*onounced like (AY) with single consonants
E = p*onounced like (EH) with double consonants
F = p*onounced like (F)
G = p*onounced like (G) when next to A, O, U, R, L, HI, HE
G = p*onounced like (J) when next to I, E, IA, IO, IU
GU = p*onounced like (GW)
GN = p*onounced like (NY) as in CANYON
GL = p*onounced like (LY) as in TALL YARD
H = p*onounced silent makes G and C hard next to I and E like in the word "SPAGHETTI"
I = p*onounced like (EE)
J = occurs in foreign words; p*onounced like (Y)
There is no K
L = p*onounced like (L)
M = p*onounced like (M)
N = p*onounced like (N)
O = p*onounced like (OH)
OI = p*onounced sort of like (OY)
P = p*onounced like (P)
Q = p*onounced like (KW) when next to U
R = p*onounced like (R) but it is rolled like in Spanish and Latin
S = p*onounced like (S) and p*onounced like (Z) when it is surrounded by vowels like in "POESIA"
T = p*onounced like (T)
U = p*onounced like (OO)
V = p*onounced like (V)
There is no W
There is no X
There is no ...
History

The Dawn of the Internet

As the Internet was coming into its own, during the early 1980s, hackers that didn't want their websites, newsgroups, etc, to be picked up in a simple keyword search began using numbers to replace certain letters (mostly vowels) such as A = 4 or E = 3.

At this point, l33t speak was only known to a select few and only used when necessary. However, in 1994, id Software began to add Internet connectivity to Doom and Doom II, leading to a revolution in PC gaming and also to the rise of l33t speak.

As with any type of competition, 'smack' talk became prevalent in online gaming. Phrases such as 'I am elite' became common place, and somewhere down the line l33t speak crept in, reforming the phrase into '1 4m 3l1t3' in order to demonstrate that the speaker was a hacker and someone to be feared. It was further exaggerated by purposeful bad spelling and eventually wound up as something like this, '1 4m 3l33t!' and simplified to, '1 4m 133t'. Hence the name 'l33t speak'.

But eventually, l33t speak began to fall out of use because of the amount of time it takes to type, as well as the overuse of it by some, changing it from amusing to annoying.

l33t Hits the Big Time

l33t speak was still relatively unknown to the Internet ma*ses at this point. It had almost disappeared from gaming entirely. However, a very popular web comic called Megatokyo brought l33t speak into mainstream with its infamous speak l33t? comic. These days l33t spea...
1) a day when you take off work, or skip school to smoke weed.
2)punk rock band from berkley. The original named was sweet children. In 1989 they changed their name to green day. this was a northern california slang term which meant to stay at home and smoke weed.
1)I think i'll have a greenday tommorrow.
2)Green day's first drummer was Al Sobrante.
most minorities are racist as h*ll against all white people
anyone can be a racist , all that's needed is the total HATE factor
There's a difference between disliking a people and HATING them.Pre-judging someone and distrusting them or exercising caution towards them based on your experience with them and your disdain for their behaviours and actions isn't the least bit racist because that does not mean that you HATE them.Furthermore if people give you a reason to HATE them then maybe you are to blame?
A true racist is someone who hates an entire ethnic group of people such as all white or all black people and wants to take systematic action against them in the form of violence or suppression.
A derogatory term for any h*mos*xual in general. See butt pirate or a*s bandit.
Look at that f*cking buttpoker kissing his boyfriend! What a fag! Let's go kill his dog!
The typical Knowbie in a more, compact,handheld, and wireless form.
Guy: How do you spell fornication? *wink*
Girl: Hmm, *pulls out her iKnowbie*, F-O-R-N-I-C-A-T-I-O-N
Guy: Holy c*ap! Where'd you get that iKnowbie?!!
(B)lue (S)creen (O)f (D)eath:
A fullscreen error message a*sociated with the Windows operating system. The vast majority of these crashes require that you reboot your computer.
The reason computers have reset buttons.

Bob: YAY! My 10 hour thesis is finally finished!
*Windows BSOD: Blablabla physical memory dump blablabla 0x73729280 blabla

Bob: !!!OMG WTF BBQ PBJ!!! *Gets the axe*
As the Internet was coming into its own, during the early 1980s, hackers that didn't want their websites, newsgroups, etc, to be picked up in a simple keyword search began using numbers to replace certain letters (mostly vowels) such as A = 4 or E = 3.

At this point, l33t speak was only known to a select few and only used when necessary. However, in 1994, id Software began to add Internet connectivity to Doom and Doom II, leading to a revolution in PC gaming and also to the rise of l33t speak.

As with any type of competition, 'smack' talk became prevalent in online gaming. Phrases such as 'I am elite' became common place, and somewhere down the line l33t speak crept in, reforming the phrase into '1 4m 3l1t3' in order to demonstrate that the speaker was a hacker and someone to be feared. It was further exaggerated by purposeful bad spelling and eventually wound up as something like this, '1 4m 3l33t!' and simplified to, '1 4m 133t'. Hence the name 'l33t speak'.

l33t speak was still relatively unknown to the Internet ma*ses at this point. It had almost disappeared from gaming entirely. However, a very popular web comic called Megatokyo brought l33t speak into mainstream with its infamous speak l33t? comic. These days l33t speak is very well known to the hardcore Internet community (especially gamers).

As you've already seen, basic l33t is just replacing vowels with numbers:

A = 4
E = 3
I = 1
O = 0
However l33t is a very flexible 'language' and you can go f...
Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
Poo is commonly propelled out of your r*ctum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,

Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your a*us continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your a*s into the water.

Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your a*s and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed a*s.

One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.

The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your a*us bleed instead of being stained with its blood.

Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated a*us. These poos steam at sight and leave your a*us in no better condition. Burning Brig...
Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
Poo is commonly propelled out of your r*ctum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,

Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your a*us continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your a*s into the water.

Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your a*s and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed a*s.

One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.

The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your a*us bleed instead of being stained with its blood.

Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated a*us. These poos steam at sight and leave your a*us in no better condition. Burning Brigades are kno...
see my definition for webonics:
a=4
b=13
c=
d=|)or )
e=3
f=f
g=9
h=(-) or |-|
i=1 or ! or |
j=;
k=|( or -(
l=1 or ! or |
m=|\/|
n=|\|
o=0
p=p
q=q
r=12
s=5
t=7
u=|_|
v=\/
w=\/\/
x=><
y=¥
z=2
an example of a 1337 phrase:
(-)3!!0, 1 4|\/| 7¥p1|\|9 4 )3f1|\|1710|\| 0|\| |_|12134|\|)1710|\|412¥ !13( 4|\| 42|\|

Translation: h*llo, I am typing a definition on urbandictionary liek an azn
I phrase commonly used by people attempting to make a town or city appear much cooler then it actually is. The "X" is simply replaced by the first letter in the name of the town or city to create a hip trending nickname.
WARNING: This nicknaming is commonly used by white trash, douche bags, and the under educated.
I was in "A"-town rollin by the square when I hollered at a couple townies to see if they wanted to slam some PBR.
A sports drink that I love. It has sugar and minerals, so its both addicting and good for you.

Anyone who doesn't like it is just an unathletic nerd.
I'm drinking "CoolBlue" Gatorade right now.

Gatorade.

REHYDRATE
REPLENISH
REFUEL™
Full of liberals.

Don't vote this down b*tch, cause it's true.
California is a great state, but the liberals ruin it.
A is for Alone; and always complaining how you are just that.

B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do.

C is for Crying.

D is for Dyed Black Hair.

E is for Emotion; and exaggerating every one you have.

F is for FLOORPUNCH!!!

G is for Gla*ses; preferably thick black rims.

H is for Heartbreak. boo hoo.

I is for the Intense Pain you feel from your unrequited love.

J is for Jilted Lover.

K is for Kissing; and whining about how you aren't doing it.

L is for Labeling yourself.

M is for Mood swings.

N is for Never having any friends who care about you.

O is for "Old Man Pants".

P is for "Picked Last in Gym Cla*s"; and other cliches of the sort.

Q is for Questiong your self worth.

R is for Remembering the times when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.

S is for Sweaters.

T is for Thrift stores.

U is for Underdeveloped Muscles; because you have to be out of shape, one way or another, to be emo.

V is for Veganism.

W is for Whining about how everything is so terrible, and your parents that make six figures can't buy you the love that you want.

X is for X-Girlfriends, and talking about the pain that they bring you.

Y is for Your miserable existance.

Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.
The best music ever. Makes you feel good.

Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden Mudhoney, etc.

((Nirvana weren't Grunge, by the way. So Shut the f*ck up you mainstreamer a*sholes.))
"Grunge was the best Music ever created"

"Nirvana were not Grunge"
One who listens to Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Nickelback, Green Day, System of a Down, Atreyu, Korn, Incubus, Hawthorne Heights etc.

Mainstreamers listen to Mainstream Rock, know nothing about Music and usually think Nirvana are grunge, and My Chemical Romance are Emo.
Mainstreamers are quite fond of Nirvana.
Ones natural or supernatural bias, preconception, a*sumption or opinion of, concerning, or pertaining to the cause, nature, and purpose of
a. the universe
b. Life
c. Spirit
d. Morality (ethics)
e. humanity
f. relationships
g. economic stablity
h. ecologic stablity
i. Freedom
j. government
k. education (wisdom)
l. Death
m. after-life
n. the natural world (universe)
o. the supernatural world (universe)
ergo, a system of (beliefs, ideas, doctrine, orthodoxy, or dagma) that is not based on, but rather is used to interprete or explain, the observable data around us.
i.e. religion is a bias, preconception, a*sumption, or opinion that dictates how we interprete the physical and or metaphysical universe.
Science, as defined as 'the search for truth' is not a religion; science as defined as 'the search for naturalistic causes' is a religion as it a*sumes that there can only be a 'natural cause' for everything.

Naturalism, the idea or belief (a*suption) that everything has a natural origin (cause), is the secound oldest religion.
A Music Wh*re is a Male/Female who, when asked "What Music Do you like" They respond with not dozens but hundreds of stupid bands that noone has ever heard of. Then they add the bands that are just there, that means they add EVERYTHING...
Here we have it, a perfect example of a Music wh*re...

Mandys Profile :

What Type Of Music Do You Listen To Mandy??? <3<3<3

36 Crazyfists. 3 Doors Down. 48May. A Perfect Circle. A Static Lullaby. A.F.I. Alien Ant Farm. The All American Rejects. All Left Out. Atreyu. Audioslave. The Bleeders. Blindspott. Blink 182. Bloodhound Gang. Bowling for Soup. Breaking Benjamin. The Breed. CKY. Creed. Daft Punk. Dashboard Confessional. Disturbed. Elemeno P. End of Fashion. Evanescence. Evermore. Fall Out Boy. Falter. False Start. Foo Fighters. Forever Now. From First To Last. Funeral For a Friend. Good Charlotte. Goodnight Nurse. Goodshirt. Green Day. Hawthorne Heights. Head Automatica. H.I.M. Hoobastank. Incubus. Incursa. INXS. Jimmy Eat World. The Killers. Kisschasy. Korn. Linkin Park. The Living End. Lost Prophets. Luke Thompson. The Midnight Youth. Millencolin. Mudvayne. Mumsdollar. My Chemical Romance. My Life Story. Newending. New Found Glory. Nickelback. The Offspring. Panic! At the Disco. Papa Roach. Pennywise. Pluto. P.O.D. The Presidents Of The United States. Puddle of Mudd. Quarter 2. Queen. Queens of the Stoneage. The Rabble. The Rasmus. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Redmore. Rival State. Shihad. Simple Plan. Staind. Stardrunk. The Starting Line. Steriogram. Story of the Year. Streetwise Scarlet. Sugarcult. Sugar Ray. Sum 41. Switchfoot. System of a Down. Taking Back Sunday. Thirsty Merc. Troy the Snail. U2. UB40. The Used. Wash. Weezer. Yellowcard. Zed. And more...
The term DDRFPSMMORPG is a brand-new game type that was created on the furry army of doom chatroom. This acronym means "dance dance revolution first player shooter ma*sive multiplayer role playing game. A game such as this would be played like grand theft autowhere the player is free to walk around the city. The camera would be able to toggle between first person and third person views. The player would be able to run around and shoot people as they please. They would also be able to run up to other players and challenge them to a DDR duel. Each missed arrow in this match would be the equivilent of being shot with the opponents current weapon of choice. This term could also be used to insult someone who is a fanboy of a certain game or a certain game genre. copyright of Rion Nipal and his player 2006*****
Me: what is your favorite kind of game
Noob: OMFGWTFBBQ!!! R U DUMB????? DDRFPSMMORPG R0X0RS J00R B0X0RZ!!!!!
Me: <Tards out>
Created in 1980 by the original hackers of the Bulletin Board System. l337 is a variation os the word 'leet', which itself is derived from the word elite. Elite has been used in the past to designate a group of users as belonging to a higher social echelon than other users. The term Elite was gained from the cla*sic game Elite.

The letter... could also be:
A - 4, /\, @, ^
B - 8, 13, %, ß
C - <, (, ©
D - |), I>, ?
E - 3, &
F - (=, |=, ph
G - 6, &, (_+, 9
H - #, (-), /-\, \~\
I - 1, !, eye,
J - </, (/
K - X, |<
L - 1, 7, |_
M - em, AA, (\/)
N - ^/, |\|
O - 0 (), oh
P - |*, |^, ?, 9
Q - 0_, ()_, <|
R - 2, |?, /2
S - 5, $, z, es
T - 7, +, 1
U - (_), v, L|
V - \/
W - \/\/, (n), \\'
X - ><, }{, )(
Y - j, `/
Z - 2, %, >_

A few terms taken from l337:
Pwn, omg, wtf, lyke, newb/n00b

Commonly used by: Gamers, computer geeks, newbs, idiots
"Dude, that's so... l337,"

0///6 d00)j00/2 z0 (_)nl337~!!111one!l0lzA!!!!!
A guy that will kick your a*s very heavily
That Robert Deniro just kick your a*s off
Comfort Zone Basics:
1. Don't ask because you don't want to know
2. Heaven's gate
3. h*ll's a*shole
4. Be careful what you say & who you say it to; the CIA (Comfort Zone Intelligence Agency) does exist
5. 68% of the patrons are always more f*cked up then you!
6. The CZ Virus is real, exists only in the Zone and is only curable by not going to the zone for 4 consecutive wks.
7. Half of Americas Most Wanted can be found at the comfort Zone
8. If the Zone were to shut down the crime rate in the city would increase by 32%
9. If you decide to play the "do I stay or do I go" game you will lose!
10. Trust me you'll be back. Everyone comes back
11. Many people will remember you but you will remember none. Fake it.
12. Yes she is 16
13. Bartering, negotiating and haggling are common practice.
14. If she looks like a stripper she is. If she's not a stripper she's a man.
15. If she's a man warn friends.
16. If your a guy over 150 lbs your shirt will eventually come off for a pose down to show your muscles are bigger than some other juice pigs.
17. Do not try to distinguish between fear & pleasure at the zone. There is no distinction.
18. No, I don't have any money you can borrow.
19. For every problem there is a chemical solution.
20. Enjoy your time here you're famous... everyone is.
21. No really, I don't have any money you can borrow.
22. The 3 degrees of separation theory applies.
23. Everyone's not staring at you...unless you think they are.
24....
1) An older fan. Have been a fan since pre-American Idiot. Can either be very annoyed with the new "fans" or be as annoying as them by talking aobut how annoyed they are, or not. Tends to have to have 3 or more albums. Also knows lyrics various albums

2) A teeny fan. Says they are great fans, maybe the "biggest" fan..They aren't. They tend to only have the American Idiot album or just know the lyric to "American Idiot", "Boulavard of Broken Dreams", "Holiday", or "Wake Me Up Whne September Ends". These aren't fans they only like Green Day because they are popular.

3) A fan since American Idiot. These people actually turn into fans not teenies. Tend to have more than 2 albums. Tends to know a lot of lyrics from various albums.
A not real but depictecd conversation between the green day fan's

1) F.O.D. and Uptight are my favourite Green Day songs

3) Ya, those are pretty good but I particularly like Ha Ha You're Dead and She

2) Those songs aren't Green Day, they aren't popular..Green Day is popular and Billie Joe is hot..A hot guy wouldn't write and sing songs about those dead people..

1 and 3) Mike wrote Ha Ha You're Dead..

2) Who? The guy with the other, longer guitar?

1 and 3) The ba*sist..

2) Whatever, he sucks, Billie is the best.
A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a bada*s motherf*cker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for a*s-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for j*rky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberj*ck (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberj*ck)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for x*x
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies
In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- l*sbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops
see leet; see hacker; see guitarist; see god
"Jomictal is an uber leet hax0r"
One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Seven

Also known as Elite
1337 chat is used by either of the following
Used mainly by hackers (intelegent people who think they're cool by using numbers instead of letters normally losers in their school or community) 10% and wannabe hackers (idiots who don't know what they're actually saying but thinks its funny to see numbers when they are trying to put words in) 90%
.
I myself being a real hacker am not fond of "1337 chat" because it disrupts all meaning and just makes me look like a complete retard.

My common dictionary if ever using 1337 chat
A = 4
B = 13
C = { or (
D = l)
E = 3
F = F
G = 6 or 9
H = l-l
I = 1
J = J
K = l<
L = 1
M = lVl or /\/\
N = lV or /\/
O = 0 or () or
P = D or ]D
Q = Q
R = 12
S = 5
T = 7
U = U
V = \/
W = VV or \/\/ or lN
X = ><
Y = Y
Z = 2

Please give me a thumbs up =)
Z0lVlG 1M 50 lVlUCl-l lVl0R3 1337 7l-l4lv J00
Transaltion
Oh my god I am so much more elite than you are.
Windfury is a special weapon enhancement skill used by Shamans in World of Warcraft. It adds two extra attacks ontop of the one dealt originally to activate the proc. These two extra attacks have a 20% chance to recieve extra attack power (because Blizzard nerfed it). Many Alliance crybabies deem this as overpowered and need to QQ some more.
Lv. 60 Enhancement Shaman gains two extra attacks through Windfury.
Lv. 60 Paladin: WTF! windfury is so overpowered! The attack power nullifies my 98% damage mitigation! QQ'
First of all we have to get some of the details out of the way. This word is a combination of two words. The first word is Teal.

The definition of Teal is:a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spongebob squarepants, southpark, and enjoys slam poetry.

The next word that is fused with Teal is the word Skittle. The definition of Skittle is:
skitsofrenic. someone who is truly crazy!! THIS IS THE r e a l d e f f e n i t i o n!! someone whose a skittle might qualify for the following things:
(most if not all are necessary to be a skitsofrenic, not just one)

sits in weird positions
laughs randomly for a long time
makes up werid words (like skittle)
gets angry for no reason
has multiple personalities
takes naps
gets very very hyper
makes weird noises
sings (not necessarily well) for no reason. Ex.d*mn that skittle is so f*ckin annoying that she might actually be cool. she needs to stop sitting with her legs behind her head and humming though...

Now, from this comes the word Teal Skittle. One of the most intricate and confusing words ever spawned by a human being. The true definition of a teal skit...
A is for Alone, emos are known for this, but sometimes its just to go free of problems and sway with the music.

B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.

C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.

D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.

E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.

F is for f*ckers, all of those people who call all emos 'g*y cutters' Get your facts straight kids.

G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!

H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O

I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.

J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.

K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!

L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.

M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not g*y or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.

N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.

O is for only you. If you date one of these rare bo...
Ay Man is what people use to get people's attention..variation of Hey Man

other variations may be:
B Man (bro man)
C Man (Semen)
D Man (THE Man)
F Man
G-Man
H-Man
Iman
J-Man
K man (ok man)
N-Man
o man (oh man)
p man (pac man)
Q-man
T-Man
u man (that's you man)
X Men
Y man (Why man?)
Z-man....
Ay Man! Wa*sup fool?
Aw man, game over.
We the man e*aculates into a girls mouth or throat, then the girl( or guy if you are that way) coughs the white oozy cream out of her nose while standing on her head.
Person 1-Dude, I was getin some lettuce, and she pulled an upside down reverse volcano of snow!

Person 2-Umm, right, you wanna have s*x in my butthole?

Person 1-Well, you didn't hear a word I said.
when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b f*kd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)
CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smash up that paki shop init bruv!!

MY-CHAVY-SELF:... Lets not, and say we did!!

ENJOY!!
1. Idiot who THINKS he's from Ireland or (Eire). Can be found in America and some parts of England. Thinks he has celtic heritidge despite
a)not having pale skin
b)having dark hair
c)not being able to speak the language
d)not having the accent
e)having no knowledge of Irish history and thinking that ther're Irish because their surname begins with an O' or ends with '-an' eg. O'Toole, GrogAN
f)not being able to hold their drink
G)HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

2. Guy from Ireland - who I have no problem with
The last irish guy I met was Liam Gallagher. He's from the same part of Ireland as me - England.
Somewhat in relation to regular skullf*cking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the f*ck cares...ITS SKULLf*ckING WITH A f*ckING GOAT!
Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullf*cked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."
The act in which a p*nis is placed on the mouth, preferably under the tounge. The person with the p*nis now in the mouth must say the alphabet clearly before the other can j*zz, spray or c*m in their mouth.
Little Kurtis : Daddy do i have to give you a tounge tower?
Michael : I said do it
Little Kurtis : a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o ewwww *cough cough*
Michael : ahahhaaha you lose
Iranians in the US refer to themselves as Persians.

Iranians/Persians living in the US are said to have some of these stereotypes (although I dont have most of them!)

1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night.
2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up
3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car.
4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany
5. You keep your black leather j*cket on the whole night at the party
eventhough it's warm as h*ll
6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English
7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local persian
restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend
8. All your persian friends are DJ's
9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?"
10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos"
11.If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
12. If you dress up to go to grocery store.
13. If you go to a concert but never see the singer and stay in the
hallways with your drink checking out girls.
14. You know Amoo Noo Ruz and Haji Firooz will start a light saber
fight with the Mullahs and restore the persian jedi order!
15. If you smoke five packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
16. If you p*onounce "Sure": SHOOR
17. If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
18. If you watch Iranian programs on TV, but always nag about them.
19. If you ...
hi, i currently live in darien, and just thought i'd give my two cents to the world at large, so far, the closest definition i've read is number 7. yes, there are those in darien who are rich, and then there are those who live in government substidized housing, aka allen o'neil area... yes, we also have the preppies, which are in reality the greater 75% of the kids who attend our public schools. These kids do drive their nice a*s SUV"s to school, with their popped collars and their blasting c*appy rap music (not that rap music sucks, they just have sh*tty taste). In reference to drugs, the kids in darien simply put get ripped the f*** off. They pay exorburant amounts for drugs that proably aren't what' they're being told they're getting, and sure as h*ll aren't the weight they're being quoted as given. That being said, darien teens can hold their alchohol, they know how to drink, and they drink alot. I know plenty of kids i go to school with who start off their morning routine with a couple shots of vodka and a swig or two of whiskey, it's sad to be honest, the amount of alchohl that these kids drink. To finish off my tweaking rant about this c*appy town, all i can say is that NO it is not a good place to raise your kids. We do have good education, but if you ever want your kid to be happy or fulfilled with his or her life, do not, i repeat, do not settle down here. you will regret it when your kid goes to brown on a lacrosse scholarship only to get kicked out for...
Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad t*eth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty a*se Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"
The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.
1) the first letter of the English alphabet
2) a sound that this letter represents
3) one; one sort of
4) each; any one
5) in or for each
6) in some schools, the highest grade, meaning "excellent" or "best"
7) in music, the sixth tone or note in the scale of C Major
8) abbreviation for a*sist: used in sports
1) "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z" As you can see, A is the first letter of the Engish alphabet.
2) Sounds like "ay" or "ah"
3) I picked a rose.
4) A dog that bites should be tied up.
5) It costs fifty cents a box.
6) I got an A on my math test today!
7) Your A string is out of tune.
8) I got a few A's in today's basketball game.
A f**kin group of pedophile men that like having s*x with virgin prepubescent boys for s*xual pleasure and so the young boys grow up queer just like them. Those f*ggots actually have the nerve to claim that they have "civil rights" and their mission is to molest boys is protected by the US constitution. It is most unbelievable that the UCLA sometime actually agrees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank G*d for Bill O'Rielly.
If any pervert from or not from NAMBLA ever even touches my son, well, it would be a case that never made it to court. Please send me mail and goodies to my jail cell if it ever happens! Just remember, I don't like fruit cake. EOM
A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats a*se. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.
Person: that woman's got a face like a cats a*se.
this is a complex definition, a master f*cker can be may thing as the list that fallows
1) a peson who is extreamly good at s*x( you have to at least have s*x 4 times a day)
2) a person simmalar to a p*mp by haveing s*x with many women at the same time
3) a man of woman who has made there partner c*mm all over themselves
4)a peson who ruins lives and is a Computer f*cker(see compter f*cker). this person resembles a derek
5)a man who can masterbate at least 10 times a day
6)someone who is so nerdy that he becomes attractive(inspite of his nerdy ness he is a very good love maker)
7) a very larger p*nis
8)a man or a woman who doesn't even have to have s*x to make there partner c*mm
9)a teacher that gives a f*ck load of homework and eats your tests
10)someone you hate very stongly
"wow holey sh*t i came in like 4 seconds he is a MASTER f*ckER"

"yeah i'm a master f*cker for christ sake i did you moma and you dady at the same time"

"god d*mn that master f*cker made me j*zz on myself"

" d*mn that computer f*cker is also a master f*cker"

" Those valley twins are master f*ckers"

"d*mn he has a master f*cker"

"that was weird all i had to do was look at that master f*cker and i came"

"our science teacher is a master f*cker"

yo bro you a master f*cker now get outa my grill"
1. A person who hates others unprovoked
2. A person who hates out of racism, depression or racism.
3. Someone who hates someone superior to them.
4. NOT someone who hates a hater.
5. NOT someone who hates someone after being provoked.
6. Adrian C from Glenmore Park High School

Scroll down to the very bottom of the example for a brief example instead of the long one. But I recommend you read the long one.
There are many haters in this world but Adrian C is a perfect example.

Characters:
Adrian C: A hater. He hates for a number of reasons, including being jealous of other's successes, disliking coloured people and as a depression cure because of his depression caused by having no boyfriend.
Alex M: Given too much sh*t about a story of him sh*tting in some guy's pool
Alex F: A Christian who felt sorry for people like Adrian at one time
Mark P: A filo who's good at electronics and popular for rapping
Anthony G: Someone who Adrian finds attractive
Michael E: A good football player
Daniel M: A guy with huge muscles
Ryan O: Known to be in many fights
Nathan S: Has lots of money which he spends on pies
Ricky M: Started a conversation about hating Adrian but is not a hater, he was provoked but I don't know much about that.

The following are the 10 best scenarios I could think of that a hater would take part in

=Scenario 1 - In front of the cla*s when the teacher is away=
*in this scenario it shows how Adrian is depressed and has to put someone else down to make himself feel superior*
Adrian C: Have you heard of Alex M? He sh*t in some guys pool
Alex M: f*ckin shut up, I was in year 2 at the time you d*ckhead

=Scenario 2 - In Electronics cla*s=
*this scenario shows how Adrian was treated good by someone and in return treated the other person like sh*t, a true trait of a hater*
Adrian C: *crying all alone because people wouldn't talk to him because they had...
1. A person who hates others unprovoked
2. A person who hates out of racism, depression or racism.
3. Someone who hates someone superior to them.
4. NOT someone who hates a hater.
5. NOT someone who hates someone after being provoked.
6. Adrian C from Glenmore Park High School

Scroll down to the bottom of the example if you wish to read a brief example rather than the long one but I would recommend you read the long one.
There are many haters in this world but Adrian C is a perfect example. (The first letters of the second names may be wrong but the main reason I put them was so you wouldn't get confused between the two Alex'es).

Characters:
Adrian C: A hater. He hates for a number of reasons, including being jealous of other's successes, disliking coloured people and as a depression cure because of his depression caused by having no boyfriend.
Alex M: Given too much sh*t about a story of him sh*tting in some guy's pool
Alex F: A Christian who felt sorry for people like Adrian at one time
Mark P: A filo who's good at electronics and popular for rapping
Anthony G: Someone who Adrian finds attractive
Michael E: A good football player
Daniel M: A guy with huge muscles
Ryan O: Known to be in many fights
Nathan S: Has lots of money which he spends on pies
Ricky M: Started a conversation about hating Adrian but is not a hater, he was provoked but I don't know much about that.

The following are the 10 best scenarios I could think of that a hater would take part in

=Scenario 1 - In front of the cla*s when the teacher is away=
*in this scenario it shows how Adrian is depressed and has to put someone else down to make himself feel superior*
Adrian C: Have you heard of Alex M? He sh*t in some guys pool
Alex M: f*ckin shut up, I was in year 2 at the time you d*ckhead

=Scenario 2 - In Electronics cla*s=
*this scenario shows how Adrian was treated good by someone and in return ...
The process of chemically bonding magma and dust particles and adding MgClON to cause a nuclear explosion.
I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
its like a label ... like emo, goth, punk etc.
its a mix between lables, so u could like emo music, dress like a got, but act like a hippie ...
but the lables it DOES NOT include aRE: chav, townie, gangster, ghetto, rude boy etc. etc.
chav: omigod .... no offence like, but are you a goth?
shglog: no
chav: emo?
shglog: no
chav: punk?
shglog: no
chav: what are you then??
shglog: a shglog
A large clump of sparklers that are air tightly wrapped with electrical tape. Once the fuse is lit, it takes about 50 seconds to detonate. Detonation occurs when all the sparklers in the air tight tape go off at the same time compressing against the tape and eventually going off. Once exploded a sparkler bomb of 16 standard sparklers has the equivallant of 1/4 a stick of dynamite.
I used a sparkler bomb to b*ow the door off a soda machine.
1. A person who hates others unprovoked
2. A person who hates out of jealousy, depression or racism.
3. Someone who hates someone superior to them.
4. NOT someone who hates a hater.
5. NOT someone who hates someone after being provoked.
6. Adrian C from Glenmore Park High School

Scroll down to the bottom for a short example but I recommend you read the long version.
There are many haters in this world but Adrian C is a perfect example.

Characters:
Adrian C: A hater. He hates for a number of reasons, including being jealous of other's successes, disliking coloured people and as a depression cure because of his depression caused by having no boyfriend.
Alex M: Given too much sh*t about a story of him sh*tting in some guy's pool
Alex F: A Christian who felt sorry for people like Adrian at one time
Mark P: A filo who's good at electronics and popular for rapping
Anthony G: Someone who Adrian finds attractive
Michael E: A good football player
Daniel M: A guy with huge muscles
Ryan O: Known to be in many fights
Nathan S: Has lots of money which he spends on pies
Ricky M: Started a conversation about hating Adrian but is not a hater, he was provoked but I don't know much about that.

The following are the 10 best scenarios I could think of that a hater would take part in

=Scenario 1 - In front of the cla*s when the teacher is away=
*in this scenario it shows how Adrian is depressed and has to put someone else down to make himself feel superior*
Adrian C: Have you heard of Alex M? He sh*t in some guys pool
Alex M: f*ckin shut up, I was in year 2 at the time you d*ckhead

=Scenario 2 - In Electronics cla*s=
*this scenario shows how Adrian was treated good by someone and in return treated the other person like sh*t, a true trait of a hater*
Adrian C: *crying all alone because people wouldn't talk to him because they had...
A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.

It is addicted to myspace.
Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"

Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little b*tch gave me athletes foot again!"
Mispelling of f*ck, often put in speed chatrooms.
"Go fiuck yourself!"
Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."

After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.

Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.

PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican ...
When a man has a ma*sive o*gasm and combusts inside a chink so that when she gets a cut she bleeds semen
Yo, boiiiii, im gunna gunk in my chink tonight then cut the b*tch.
Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.
guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road?
guy 1: naw, she gave me $10

bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier.
jimmy: you use the rule of the road?
bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky
A dead retard. Can be used as an insult or to describe a retard that is dead.
Dude, he is a freakin deathtard
Throughout much of history, it has been common for poor people to not be able to write the language they speak.

In Hebrew, Aramaic & Greek, every letter is also a number.

Read ALL of REVELATION 13. Verse 18:
"Here is wisdom. Let whomever has understanding count the number of THE BEAST, it is the number of a person, and that number is Six Hundred & Sixty Six.
Calculate the MARK OF THE BEAST which is the number of a name (Rev. 13:17)...

(H/A)=Hebrew/Aramaic. (G)=Greek. *=ALL 3. Print & Highlight (alternating colors) between || to make more readable. I recommend (H/A) as the original.

A=*1(G:long7)| B=*2| C= see K,Q,S| D=*4| E=(H/A:0)(G:5)| F=(H/A:80)(G:300)| G=*3| H=(H/A:5)(G:0)| I=(H/A:0)(G:9)| J=see G,Y| K=(H/A:20)(G:10)| L=(H/A:30)(G:20)| M=(H/A:40)(G:30)| N=(H/A:50)(G:40)| O=(H/A:0)(G:short60,long600)| P=(H/A:80)(G:70)| Q=(H/A:100)(G:10)| R=(H/A:200)(G:80)| S=(H/A:60)(90)| T=(H/A:9)(G:100)| U=(H/A:6)(G:200)| V=(H/A:2)(G:0)| W=(H/A:6)(G:200)| X=K+S| Y=(H/A:10)(G:9)| Z=(H/A:7)(G:6)

SPECIAL COMBOS: CH=(H/A:8)(G:400)| PH=F| SH=(H/A:300)| TH=(H/A:400)(G:8)| TS=(H/A:90)| PS=(G:500)
A cryptographic and fictional language where one letter is translated to another in english. Al bhed is from Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2 and also referred to as the people who speak Al Bhed, simply called "Al Bheds"
From English to Al Bhed: A = Y, B = P, C = L, D = T, E = A, F = V, G = K, H = R, I = E, J = Z, K = G, L = M, M = S, N = H, O = U, P = B, Q = X, R = N,S = C, T = D, U = I, V = J, W = F, X = Q, Y = O, Z = W
A: 4 or l\ or ^ or @ or /\ or /-\
B. l3 or 8 or ß or ]3 or l:
C: ( or < or © or ¢
D: l) or l> or ])
E:3 or £
F: l= or # or ƒ
G:6 or 9
H: # or l-l or (-) or !-! or }-{ or }{ or l+l or )+( or !+! or }+{
I: !
L: 1 or ]
J: _l or _/
K: l< or l( or l{ or l<=
L: l_ or ! or 1
M: l\/l or /\/\ or l\l\ or ^^
N: l/l or /\/
O: 0 or () or <> or * or ø or Ó or °
P: l* or l> or |D or l^ or l+
Q:& or (\) or ¶
R: l2 or ®
S: 5 or $ or §
T:+ or 7
U: l_l or /_/
V: \/
W:|/\| or \/\/ or |/\/ or \/\|
X: >< or }{ or :-:
Y: ¥
Z: 2
blobby is characterized by people who dont do any activities or who have really stupid activities like tennis , sc*apbooking, taking pictures, sending e cards , shopping at expensive stores that sell ugly preppy clothes like polo ralph lauren and lacoste, they of course have a apple laptop, they like the notebook, wear colored ugg boots, would rather hang out with one of their teachers or parents then go to a party, hang out with their freinds much younger siblings that are like 11, they like golf,work on the yearbook, are overly involved in school events, are straightedge, collect sh*lls to put in their sc*apbooks, take alot of pictures of everything that happens ever, text their moms on their sidekicks,bake and sew on their weekends, tubing , shopping at rok and lola, working in womens boutique stores as men,being obsessed with the OC, gilmore girls , and other blobby tv shows like Freinds, having tiny dogs that fit in your purse, liking The Notebook, flipflops
BLOBBY ABC's
A-apple computers
B-Blob
C-camera /cotton b*lls /curtains /cupcakes/ conneticuit / color coded a*signment sheets /color coded anything
D-designer bags
E- e-cards / easter
F-facebook / flipflops / f*ngertips /face wash
G-gilmore girls / golf
H-honor code
I- i am a blob / ipod cases
J-Juicy Couture / john mayer / jesse / jelly beans
K-Kodak
L-lavalamp / leaves pressed into sc*apbooks / lampshades / loofas
M- mommies / mr.blob / ma*sachusettes / maxi pads
N-Notebook / new hampshire
O- OC
P- Pictures / puffy hair / polo shirts
Q- quilts
R-Ranney /rok and lola / Ralph Lauren
S- sc*apbooks /school events / straightedge / siblings / soft rock / starbucks / starfish
T-teachers / tubing / tissues
U- ugg boots(colored(pink))
V- velvet
W- watermelon
X- xylaphone
Y-yearbook
Z- zoloft blob
A kick-a*s singer/songwriter from Canada. Is not influenced by other people and is not afraid to be her own person. Wears what she likes to wear and does what she likes to do. Says what she feels. Is sympathetic and very pretty. Is a great singer and respects her fans. She is often slated by other people because they follow the sheep. To those who don't respect her: get over yourself.
"OMG did you see that Avril apparently said 'f*ck you!' and spat at the papparazi!?!"

Avril (interview on Seventeen magazine): I was at the nightclub Hyde, and there were a million paparazzi guys. They’re all these gross older men, like disgusting-sc*m of the earth. They follow you around with clipboards and these glossy pictures of your and a blue Sharpie. They shove it in your face when you walk out of a club, then sell it on eBay, so I went “F*** you, f*** you, f*** you” on mine. (Laughs.) Then I spit on them. And they love it. They’re all laughing – “Avril spit on me!” But I’d been spitting on them for two years and that one time it became a story. They cared this time because there was nothing else going on. Like the Britney no-underwear thing – they always need a story. At that particular time there was nothing to talk about, so they made it into a story about me saying “F*** you!” to my fans who were waiting for autographs. But it was outside at Hyde at one’o clock in the morning! And these were men- not my fans. I would never in a million years…So I put out a statement and said, “Sorry about my behaviour- that was not toward my fans.”
S-Small
K-Kid
I-In
T-Toilet
T-Training
Only one of it's kind, a kid named Josef in New Zealand. You have the right to call him SKITT only if you are his brothers friend or are older than him.
someone:OMG! It's SKITT!
SKITT: My name's Josef!!!
I'm going to reply to the first post with much more gravity than it probably deserves. Either way, I will reply one "point" at a time.

A. What "sucks" is a subjective judgement, made even more flimsy by the fact that you don't really use any meaningful arguments to back it up.
B. It takes no talent... tell that to the many jazz musicians who have tried to play rock and failed miserably.
C. Not true. Much of rock derived from the blues, which is about as populist as you can get.
D. (not worth a counterargument)
E. This doesn't make sense,
F. Who cares? Personal appearance does not a good art make.
G. Also not true. Wilco, the Flaming Lips, Yo La Tengo, Sufjan Stevens, Streetlight Manifesto, Garage A Trois, and many others are making music just as good as anything from the era of cla*sic rock.
H. "90% of all musicions do some sort of drug, illeagle or not, the most famous and best rockers have all died from drugs." Ha! Ha! Ha!
I. Drums require coordination to play. MPCs don't.
J. They haven't ripped jeans since Nirvana, dude.
K. The best music isn't always the most popular, dumba*s. Sometimes it requires a modic*m of intelligence to understand.
L. Not worth a reply.
M. Actually, most rock musicians are self-taught. And if they do have lessons, once again, so what? Rock is obviously not music for the rich. You don't go to see a rock band in a 3 piece suit, drinking wine.
N. Tell that to Jeff Buckley.
O. Alright, that's kind of a good point.
P. (not worth a r...
Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.
Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?
The act of which two men (often times g*y) smear the ritz cheese sandwich substance over one anothers body.
OMG did you see those 2 nobblecopters
Abbreviation of Totally j*rkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally j*rk off to a hottie you just saw.

Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.

As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of j*rking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally j*rkable.
Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the t*ts?, holy sh*t, makes me wanna comj*zzle in my pizzle pazzle"

Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*
p*onounced vej-a-s*x-u-al

someone who has intercourse with vegtables
ur a vegas*xual man thts desgusting
Short for Eat(ing) Out. It is the equivalent of BJ for b*ow Job (or b*ob Job).
"Chris gave me the best EO yesterday."
"EO?"
"Eat Out"

"If you give me an EO, I'll give you a BJ!"
"Sounds fair."
It's when a Gnome, Troll, Ogre, or Goblin has a hairball stuck in it's throat and Launches it onto the floor creating a magical puddle that teleports you to Fairytopiopolis.
Huggles Tinkerbottom: Agh, I feel one coming up fast.
Sparkles Firetwig: One, What
Huggles Tinkerbottom:*SPLAT* Throws up.
Sparkles Firetwig: Oh wow thats one h*ll of a Goozlegaggle!
A language started by haxors

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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A juicy dog and/or Pokémon, usually roasted and salted. Often hunted using a skateboard.
"No Leeroy! I can't believe you made my juicy ping fao faint! Oh well, we'll just grind up its bones and smoke 'em!"

"Dude! Come skating with us!" "No man I can't. I broke my board on a juicy ping fao yesterday!"
to punch extreamly hard, to bring harm to in some way, repetedly punch someone extreamly hard
Shut up or ill shank you like you've never been shanked before hoe.
The Supreme Alphabet is, in the Nation of Gods and Earths, a system of interpreting text and finding deeper meaning in the original 120 Questions written by Elijah Muhammad and Wallace Fard Muhammad by a*signing actual meanings to the letters of the Roman alphabet. It was developed by Clarence 13X after splitting from the Nation of Islam, after which he developed his Supreme Understanding.
Details
Disclaimer: It is inc*mbent upon each individual to develop his/her own understanding of what supreme alphabet is to them. Although the definition of the terms are accepted throughout, the words below are another person’s understanding.
• (A)- Allah: The Asiatic Blackman sic. “Asia” is the body; “attic” is the mind; “black” is the dominant force, “man” is the higher intelligence; a backronym for arm, leg, leg, arm, head; the Father of the Universe; all in all.
• (B)- Be or Born: to exist. To be born is to bring into existence mentally through the Nation of Islam by way of the old Earth’s womb, Life.
• (C)- Cee or See: to see is to have insight, to comprehend through the mind’s eye; to see is to have insight to see through the physical, to understand.
• (D)- Divine: the essence of self, Godly by nature, which can neither be added to nor taken away from; can't say “Allah” without saying “all.” One’s nature is pure and untampered-with.
• (E)- Equality: to knowledge your knowledge, you will deal with everythin...
A Bunch of emos you get together and bash strings.
One time me and my friends cut ourselves and made a band called fallout boy.
v.kok slap. The use of a man's p*nis(c*ck) as a weapon to slap the sh*t out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I c*ck Slapped the b*tch!

2. While my wife was giving me a b*ow job, I decided to pull back and c*ck Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless c*ck Slapping".
the only excuse.
try it.
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
Censorship is blocking stuff from being viewed or hiding things because they are inappropriate.
destroying things that should never be seen or concealing words that should not be read or even replacing words that are said with other words because they too are inappropriate. you know those beeps you hear on shows when people say a word? well those beeps mean that that person said a bad word and the word has been censored by a loud beep that hides the noise it makes.
Example of Censorship:

"Did your mouth ever get so dry you couldnt moist it back to wet using your salliva? couldnt finish that lollypop cause you didnt drink that cup of water you were supposed to?
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
(CONTAINS REAL SALLIVA)
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA OFFERS YOU THE MOISTIEST MOISTINESS ANY SALLIVA CAN OFFER! You can even listen to some of our happy customers:
"I used synthetic salliva, it helped so much it made me wanna go suck on my husbands dLOLLYPOP"

"I needed synthetic salliva so i can l*ck on my gBEEPy lover's bSACK O'POTATOES"

"My husband needed synthetic salliva so badly when i gave it to him he took me to the sCANDY STORE as gratitude and we had so much fun"

"WHAT THE FBIPCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING!? HUH!? I'M ASKING YOU A MOTHERFBIIPCKING QUESTION!!! YOU MADE ME RAM MY FBIIIPING HEAD ON THE CAR'S FBIIIIPING DOOR!!!"
1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.
1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...
meant as a compliment. Buff muffin means you are someone that is cool and or s*xy.
Hey your one buff muffin.(friend)
did you see that chick? She was such a buff muffin.(about attractive girl)
a person who lurks, but lurks out of boredem only. with no intention to do anything, except lurk.
that dude is a total berlurker.
50 Cents cousin Two-Five (two Five)
also known as continental and 25 Cent

way better than 50 cent
Yo did u hear that new song by Two Five

"My Block"
the word is well i don't know do i bah to u and ur friends
the word was said get him lads
The dude dat created this site.
Dude: "Who the h*ll is Aaron Peckham?"
Guy: "Yeah, he did Urban Dictionary."
Dude: "Oh. p*opy!!"
Guy: "......"
Dude: (Slaps ungrateful guy)
(e)nhanced (B)lue (S)creen (o)f (D)eath.
The new and updated version of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) released with Microsoft Windows 2000 and used also in Microsoft Windows XP.
The eBSoD is characterized by either/both a nicer font and/or the logo of the Micosoft Windows version you are using.
Me: Loading program
Computer: eBSoD
Me: WTF! Well lets try this again.
WBSDHMITNOF is an acronym for Whiffle Ball Standoff Don't Hit Me In The Nuts or Face. This game was developed in the summer of 2007 on the beaches of Wildwood, NJ. This game evolved in two stages out of a normal game of Whiffle Ball. The first stage was a game similar to dodgeball except that the size of the court is much smaller and Whiffle b*lls are used instead of dodgeb*lls. The next stage came about after people began to realize how much pain is involved while being hit by a whiffle ball, shirtless, and thrown at full speed. Upon realization the game began to evolve into a primal game of pain.

The rules of the game are to stand shirtless, facing each other, no more than 15 feet apart and throw a Whiffle Ball as hard as possible at the solar plexus of the opponent, creating the as much pain as possible. Each person gets two throws to make contact, variations include a Beer Pong style rule, where if you make contact consecutive times you keep going till you miss. Original game was just two throws and then thrower changes. This was most likely done because most of us were wuss's and could not stand the pain.

When each person takes their turn one round is over. Rounds generally hover around 10. First thrower is decided by a best 2 out of 3 game of Roshambo. However, there is normally a 3rd person who is designated face protector, who usually holds a towel folded and draped over a Whiffle Ball Bat in front of the receiving face. Nuts are covered soccer...
A Girmunkinfyer is when you're playing a game called NFL Street and you pitch the ball 9 times get 4 stiff arms a fumble and get the ball back and score a touchdown with 50,000+ style points in one play.

A Girmunkinfyer is also when in dodgeball you throw the ball so hard you break 4 ribs on the other person and cause a concussion and a coma.
"HOLY S*** YOU JUST DID A GIRMUNKINFYER"

"Jimmy good job on that girmunkinfyer"
A Girmunkinfyer is when you're playing a game called NFL Street and you pitch the ball 9 times get 4 stiff arms a fumble and get the ball back and score a touchdown with 50,000+ style points in one play.

A Girmunkinfyer is also when in dodgeball you throw the ball so hard you break 4 ribs on the other person and cause a concussion and a coma.
"HOLY S*** YOU JUST DID A GIRMUNKINFYER"

"Jimmy good job on that girmunkinfyer"
When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"
"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally c*mmed"

"Our math teacher mentally c*mmed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally c*ms on America everyday"
you f*cking knock a f*cktards f*cking t*eth the f*ck out then f*ck them in their f*cking f*cking f*cked up mouth, and its all bleeding and sh*t. The f*cking gums are f*cking nice and f*cking smooth and they f*cking maximize the f*cking pleasure the f*cking wh*re gives you,m and its all bleeding and sh*t.
Your mom just received a Portland pounder.
Deriving from the English "boner," bonuhz came about, and was brought to the English language as a new slang for the word "boner" in the year of 2007. Between a group of friends, bonuhz was spread as a humorous word to replace the original, adding some more spice to this stupid language. This word can be used in many ways, it can also be used incorrectly, defying the whole English language and its standards, such as the following, "hey guys, I gots bonuhz." Originally this sentence would read as the following, "hey guys, I have a boner." Now isn't that nice?
"I GOTS A BONUH" (Bonuhsingular), "Hey guys check out my bonuhz!(Bonuhzplural)"
1. in a g*y bar. 2. sh*t to much 3. c*ck gets hard 4. you are in love with she-d*ck
im on the set. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p on the set
You c*m into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the j*zz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry
Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.
Nadolf is a German dictator who owns a cat named Gustav. He is known to Nathan as some, but Nadolf is the name that millions fear. He is also a God of fire and flames, who has paranormal powers.
Nadolf just blew up that car with his mind!
1. "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill."

2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"
"Bethy!" calls mom.
(Teen girl comes to her mom)
"w.a.u?" she replys
"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"
"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"
"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"
"Idk My bff Jill?"
"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"
(Teen hands phone to mom)
"T.i.s.n.f!"
ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"
The phonetic alphabet as represented by alcohol.
The following is an alcobet:
A - Amaretto
B - Brandy
C - Crown
D - Daiquiri
E - Everclear
F - Flask
G - Gin
H - Heineken
I - Ice
J - j*ck
K - Kahlua
L - Long Island
M - Martini
N - Newcastle
O - Olive
P - Popov
Q - Quality
R - Rum
S - Scotch
T - Tequila
U - Umbrella
V - Vodka
W - Whiskey
X - Letter after W
Y - Yukon j*ck
Z - Zima
a male/female who had cereal too sugary and was acting wierd all day. usually unemployed.
OK honey, i have to go eat breakfast. (5 min. l8er) Man, these frosted flakes are... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I a SPAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it started out as a basket ball team in the 1960's but then formed to a street gang by the 1970's then a drug dealing corp by 1977.it was formed in millwaukee wisconson and houston texas.
Cherry street mob a*sociation , names:Freddie L. Smith, 37; Dale O. Huff, 29; Ted F. Robertson, 32; Kinyater A. Grant, 27; Percy J. Hood, 31; Antonio D. Hood, 25; Joseph J. Gooden, 20; Antonio Gooden, 19; Cameron Gilbert, 45; Billy Smith, 35; g*ysha Knox, 29; Tracy Ward, 22; Anthony Dumas, 49; Montrell Dupriest, 22; Jerry Washington, 27; Ernest Smith, 57; Latrina Turner, 25; Jarvis King, 22; Louis Clayton, 27; Robert Kennedy, 31; Kilo Perkins, 34; Arthur F. Kohls, 61; Calvin James, 33; Ian Nelson, 17; Paul Carter, 34; Marlon C. Hood, 28; Lanell Taylor, 23; James Thomas, 65; Patrick Smith, 38; Corey Crook, 32; David Green, 34.
"Leet Talk" AKA "1337 Talk".

Word(s) to type faster which can be used by numbers, characters, other symbols, or shortened words. Created to get
past word censors, or for faster chatting.
Usual Characters Used Most Popular For Leet Talk:
A- 4/@
B- l3/8
C- (/©/¢
D- |)/1)
E- 3
F- ƒ
G- 6/9
H- }-{
L- 1/!
J- ]
K- |<
L- 1/!
M- /V\
N- /\/
O- 0/()
P- -
Q- -
R- ®
S- 5/$/§
T- +/7
U- |_|
V- \/
W- VV/ \/\/
X- ><
Y- ¥
Z- 2
to e*aculate onto the face of your partner. also look up facialbukake
Me and my buddy dunked on minka.
Code word for a w*nk which noone else understands apart from us.
*Phone Call*
Adam: Hi Liam!
Liam: Guess what, I just had a huge, messy sunday night; I could have filled up a milk bottle!
Adam: ummmm right.
Scientology speak, that is.
After reading this, it will enhance your Tom Cruise experiences.
Enjoy with caution.

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ACK(-KNOWLEDGEMENT) of communication; "OK", "Thank you", etcetera.
ADMIN(-ISTRATION) cult bureacracy, laid down in great detail.
AFFINITY, cult word for love or liking.
ARC / Affinity Reality Communication: signifies "rapport".
ARCX/ARC BREAK: argument, cross puposes, abscence of rapport.
ARS / Alt Religion Scientology: newsgroup, mainly critical, about CoS.
ACT / Alt Clearing Technology: newsgroup for independent scientologists.
ARS-CC (Central Committe) secret cabal which is of course plotting all
activity on ARS financed by drug companies & the Markab Confederacy.

AUDITING: scientology confessional ritual; AUDITOR administers it.

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BANK, MEMORY- or REACTIVE MIND, stores up hurtful memories (ENGRAMS).
BARRATRY(English word), bringing lengthy and vexatious lawsuits.
BASH: favourite FREEZONE word for "criticise", to discourage an*lysis.
BEINGNESS: being something. Similarly DOINGNESS, HAVINGNESS.
BIG WIN: maginificent achievement, usually spiritual i.e. imaginary.
BILLION YEAR CONTRACT, for many lifetimes, signed in the SEA-ORG q.v.
b*ow: depart suddenly (fifties slang), leave the cult.
BTs/BODY...
to take the syrup out of a McGriddle
What's the point in eating this McGriddle? It's been degrittled.
a.k.a. Andre Nickatina. he smokes chewy like a mothaf*ckin' nut. he's a skinny 6'5" motherf*cker. chewy boy do him raw cut cocaine. he likes to watch a nickel turn into a dime and interior design. he's a pisces but he'd rather be a killa whale. he flies low like a blind bird. he's a f-i-l-l-m-o-e V.I.P. he don't have no competition, ho, all he's got is enemies. he's so in love with money he keeps spendin' 'til it runs dry. he snorts so much snow they should call him Dre b*ow. he uses a motorola, the mood is baking soda.

one of the best rappers around.
"See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call"

-Dre Dog, "Smoke Dope and Rap"
Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.
That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
h*llen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.
a word used when you have a lot of c*appy letters in scrabble.
ok... my turn....uhhh............ah ha!! vuryopu 75 points!! yes
f*ck is an English word that, as a verb, literally means "to have s*xual intercourse with," and figuratively means "to take unfair advantage of." It was at one time the most vulgar word in the English language, and its use would be considered décla*sé in polite social circles. But the word has permeated the vocabulary of many social groups (such as lawyers, entertainers, and politicans) who would once have shunned it. Now it is often used simply to provide emphasis, as "very" or "really."

It is unclear whether the word has always been considered vulgar, and if not, when it first came to be used to describe (often in an extremely angry, hostile or belligerent manner) negative or unpleasant circ*mstances or people in an intentionally offensive way, such as in the term "motherf*cker", one of its more common usages in North America.

f*ck is used not only as a verb (transitive and intransitive), but also as a noun, interjection, and, occasionally, as an expletive infix. The etymology of the word is uncertain (see below). Where the speaker feels that extreme emphasis is needed, it may be used several times in a sentence, e.g. "f*ck the f*cking f*ckers".

There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever heard before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work, Th...
the word snoophydoof is used to describe something that you cant find the right word for, its basically unexplainable. you can use this word ANYWHERE =]
LIZZY: it was so much fun this weekend!
ALEX: oh really, what did you do?
LIZZY: i did that thing where like you, like do that thing
ALEX: ...?
LIZZY: omgggg, im having a snoophydoof =]
A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason.

B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.

C is for Clone; they are all alike.

D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.

E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.

F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.

G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.

H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.

I is for I; because that is all they think about.

J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.

K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.

L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.

M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends.

N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.

O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.

P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to s*rew in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.

Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.

R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.

S is for Scars; up and down their arms.

T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.

U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but ...
the biggest group of failures around
Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: Ok
Me: The French Military
Friend: haha
what the f*ck are you doing
Wtfrudoing man? I'm trying to be a dog by peeing on the fire hidrent.
What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.
"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"

"How do we make it go away?"
A song by American punk band, Green Day.
It is seen on track no.4 of American Idiot album.
Only a posuer would answer 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' to the question; 'What is your favourite Green Day song?'

Although it is criticised that Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a 'posuer song',as I mentioned above, its music video has won a number of awards such as; MTV Video Music Awards, Video od the year, Best Rock Video and many more. And the song itself was named Record of the Year at the Grammy Awards 2006.
me: 'hey, what's your favourite song by Green Day?'
posuer: 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams and...American Idiot!'
me: 'That's it? Don't you know other songs by them? there's tons of others! Like Redundant, Longview, When I come around, Walking Contradiction....(goes on forever)'
posuer: 'WTF are all those songs? who sings them?'
me: 'omg. just F.O.D. bet you don't know what that means'
Teens who tend to like Green Day because of their latest hit CD, American Idiot. Barely listens to other tracks on the album other that 1,3,4, and 11 (American Idiot, Holiday, Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wake me up when September ends.)
Characteristics (sp?) of Green Day posuers;
- doesn't know Dookie
- doesnt know what E.B.P.M. is
- has no idea what F.O.D. means
- thinks American Idiot is their first album when actually, it is their seventh album (excluding 1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours, International Superhits! and Shenanigans)
- thinks Green Day has only been around for about the last 4~5 years.

Well, they're some of the characteristics. There's tons more to recognise a Green Day posuer.

It is very hard for us, real Green Day fans to not to scream at them until their ears bleed, slap them and tell them to go listen to Kerplunk.
If you know;
- who wrote 'My adventure with Green Day'
- and what the story is about
- what was the first song Billie Joe wrote, and what age he was when he wrote the song
- the three main members' current marital status, and their children
then at least I know that you know a bit more facts then those Green Day posuers.
1.a marshmellow sometimes shaped like a chick
2. a poser (often a white person) who wants to be black
3. another word for niga
1. yum yum i like dez peeps
2. poser- yo yo yo peeps wat it do
p*mp- shut the f*ck up
3. wat it do peeps
1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big p*nis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking b*stard.
1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"
an expression of great fellings
man that party was bumpin,like yabbadabba!
The english alphabet. It consists of 24 letters and is taught in most counties. It has it's own song that has the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star". It is used in every word of this definition too.
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABC's Next time won't you sing with me?" That was the song abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
The language Icelandic people speak.
The Icelandic alphabet:
A Á B D Ð E É F G H I Í J K L M N O Ó P R S T U Ú V Y Ý Þ Æ Ö
a á b d ð e é f g h i í j k l m n o ó p r s t u ú v y ý þ æ ö

An example of Icelandic:
Heyrðu, kemur þú í myndbandaleiguna á eftir, en ekki fyrr en klukkan fjögur vegna þess að ég er að fara í afmæli til ömmu minnar.

Translated:
Hey, are you coming to the video rental store later, but not until 4 o'clock because I'm going to my grandmother's birthday.

Another example:
Hvað gerðir þú um helgina?
Ég heimsótti systur mína og við horfðum á kvikmyndir til klukkan fimm um nótt.

translated:
What did you do this weekend?
I visited my sister and we watched movies to five o'clock.
I know it's stupid but it contains words that people often use in Iceland.

Another example:
Ég hata Jónu, hún sagði að ég væri tík og hóra!
Ég vona að hún fari til helvítis.

Translated:
I hate J...
Grimey - someone who is dressed in some real old school hip hop gear

something that looks ill

someone who is real hood!
d*mn that dude looks grimey
Garuns originated in Brighton, UK from the high school Varndean College Brighton.

Garuns is an abbreviation of the word "Guaranteed" originally used by the "Chavs" aka "nutters" of varndean school however it soon caught on to the rest of the city by either people using it in mockery or purely enjoying the great phrase. There have been many variations on the origin of this linguistic phenomenon, the most prominent of these say it is derived from a miss-cue of Gary Berkoff's mum, calling him "Garyuns". This however is most probably an urban legend, as is Gary himself.

There was an uproar about how Garuns was to be spelt, some (the clever ones) wanted Garuns to be spelt Guarans claiming as it originated from the word guaranteed it should be spelt in the same manner, however this just didn't happen as most people tended to write it as "Garuns" simply because guaranteed is a hard word to spell. Another break off from this is the so called 'msn' spelling of the word; namely "Garenz".

The people who most frequently use the word and who (disputably) claim to own the word are - Hobbie, Easty, Matt Watts, Sonny Ball, Joe Howell etc. Garuns can be used in almost any context, can be randomly added into a sentence or can be substituted for any word.

For example-

"Look at the size of my Garuns", "Pa*s me the Garuns", "She is a Garuns", "Did you Garuns it?", "Did you Garuns finish the homework", "I need to finish my specifigaruns", "lets mish it to the kebarens shop", "whe...
Greeting used by teens and young men meaning how are you etc.
John:HOW SCAN!!!
Jo:I'm good scan
Ricketts is a loose wh*re, a russel in the gra*s, a condom dispenser also named steve.

If you want a condom, ask Ricketts for one.
He stores in his a*se holeof great wonders.
Ask him to go to a pizza store and ask for the Bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it.
Hey Ricketts, can you lend me a condom?

Kris, can you go to the pizza store and ask for the Bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it.
phrase used by the best gamer on x-box live
he pwns everybody
wkejksjdg n*gga plox!!!!
that n*gga pwned me
the American chinese food restaurant Panda Express.
a) what chu wanna eat tonight
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot
acronym for:

F requent
O ff
R amp
D ecoration
Just another stupid acronym for the Ford Motor Company
ball•in
p*onunciation ball-in
–Adjective
-Verb
BALLING.

a. The act of being fie.
b. To be flie and respected as a p*mp playerr.
c. The ability to make it rain yo.
d. The capability to make it go down yo.
e. The ability to drop it like it's hot yo.
f. The capability to lean wit it rock wit it like a p*mp player should.
g. The privilege to say "I wanna f*ck you." and have b*tches throw themselves at you like rain.
h. The privilege to have the ability to party like it is your day of birth.
i. Being able to Smack That; all up on the floor.
j. The reputation to be constantly l*cked like a lollipop.
k. To have the ability to Party like a motherf*cking Rockstar.
l. To make the b*tches shake that laffy taffy.
m. Being able to stay hard like a jolly rancher; and be sucked for a long time.. OH MY GAWD.
n. The ability to get away with anything because you dun dun it all.
o. To be a young thug.
p. To Run This.
q. To be so hood that you wear your pants below your waist.
r. To represent the Ghetto across the world.
s. To have any type of flavor Kool-Aid in your cup.
t. To know you made it.
u. To have to use 'Naww Meen.?!' to get the point across.
v. To have a drink and two-step at once.
w. To have b*tches want to get like you.
x. To only want to get kcrunkk for Christmas.
y. The ability to lean like a Cholo.
z. TO BE p*mpED OUT.
fat kid who thinks he's annorexic
wow! what an eefy beefy desmond
when a man is performing fellatio on an ungroomed kazakstanian mans b*lls, and he puts his f*nger in his mouth, then yours, then grabs your b*ob and sprays the c*m from the kazakstan guys d*ck all over you, then proceeding to rub his testicles on your t*ts.
my boyfriend brought home Borat last night, and i knew that i was going to get silly ticklet*ts.
Säure-Schiss

Stuhl, der derma*sen flüssig ist, da*s er schon fast wie Urin aus dem Arsch läuft. Lässt sich einfach runterspülen, hat jedoch Hornhautumbragelben Farbton, stinkt derbe, verdreckt die ganze Poritze und brennt höllisch am After. Hat man sich endlich aufwendig gesäubert und gar eine lindernde Creme aufgetragen - muss man schon wieder aufs Klo...
Brodel-Scheiße

Ist Scheiße, bei der es im Darm erst komisch gluckert und blubbert. Nachdem man dann ein paar feuchte Fürze abgela*sen hat, kommt nach einem blub ein d*cker Haufen Teflonscheiße heraus. Er hinterlässt keine Spuren im KLo jedoch umso mehr in der Poritze und am Klopapier. Man braucht fast 10 Rollen Klopapier um den ganzen Schmodder wegzukriegen. Pa*siert auf Klos, wo das Klopapier fast aufgebraucht ist, bei Verwandten, Bekannten und bei der Arbeit, soda*s alle im Büro denken man hättst sich auf dem Klo einen gewedelt.


Der Aufregungsschiss

Tritt immer dann auf wenn man z.B irgendwo hinfährt und man extrem aufgeregt ist. Man scheißt sie nur in kleinen Portionen aber mehrmals, das ist das Problem und weil man es meistens eilig hat kann das ziemlich viel Zeit kosten. Als spezielle Abart sticht hier die Referatsscheiße hervor: Vorher kommt sie aus dem Arsch, hinterher aus dem Mund.
Die Bierscheiße (Bayr.: Bierschiss)

Hauptartikel: Bierschiss
Eine der schlimmsten, aber auch häufigsten Scheißesorten. Sie tritt am Tag nach der Nacht davor auf. Normalerweise riecht sie gar nicht so schlecht (mei...
an rediculous acronym standing for: roll on the floor laughing but not seriously because then i would be a noob
dude he was going nuds
roflbnsbtiwban
a word which has no meaning but simply shouted at someone who has done something stupid.
*Paul slips and falls*

Dooog*y!
Seaweed, except in a lake.
Bob: There is a lot of seaweed in this lake

Tim: No, retard, it's lakeweed.
if you call it seaweed again, I will slap you with my dong.
Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite s*x and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any median of communication ( i.e. in person at a bar, myspace/facebook/other social networking websites.)
1. "Yea, dude! I was talkin to this hot a*s b*tch on myspace for like three days straight...non-stop! She was diggin my sh*t! Then she like stopped talkin to me outta no where! I think she moved to like Dutch Pennsylvania...."

"Naw n*gga! She just how now, brown cowed the sh*t outta you!"
One of the best punk bands of all time.
I hate every single person in the world that says Green Day sucks. They don't know what music is. They're probably dead gangster wannabes. But hear me out. Green Day really is one of the greatest punk rock bands of all time. Especially when it came to American Idiot. It won the Grammy for best rock album of 2005 and took home 7 awards at the VMA's. Even with there older albums. Dookie (February 1, 1994) sold over 15 million copies world wide. So I don't care what any of you a*sholes have to say about them, they really are one of the best bands ever. They have influenced a lot of punk bands out there today. So you don't have and right to say that they suck. I have proof. So if you have anything to say about it, you better let me know and i'll set you strait. And all you Green Day haters out there: F.O.D.
Oh, and they're not emo, so get over yourselves fag bags.
Rated E for Everyone
The E Rating Means Anyone Can Play It!
a girl who likes To rock out and mosh to metal and rock music. her most favorite saying is "let the good times roll"
im going to go to the concert and be just like debbie hookins
A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for b*oty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window l*cker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Arranged in the customary order of the letters of a language in reverse; starting from the end and working to the beginning; reverse-alphabetical order.

antonyms: alphabetical.
Please list the English alphabet in omegabetical order. Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A.
A hero from an age old tale. She is one who procrastinates profusely, and ultimately happens upon her own downfall because of it. Created by infamous muses Benjaminciano and Bethaniciana.

This epic, as epic as it may be, has never been introduced to any publisher's eyes, it will someday be a best seller, and Oscar winning movie
The Adventures of Tiffaniciana: A Purely Fictional Epic…(epic being a very loose term)


Chapter One: Once Upon A Time….

Once upon a time, there was a girl...named Tiffaniciana. Tiffaniciana had procrastinated a lot on her English essay that was due ON MONDAY. And THEN Tiffaniciana realized it was 6pm on SUNDAY! And she hadn’t started!! Tiffaniciana had to stay up until 3am working on her essay but she fell asleep… and got an F!!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: START ON YOUR ESSAY NOW OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE TIFFANICIANA!


Chapter Two: Tiffaniciana Gets Discouraged
No, waitwaitwait, that’s not what happened. Lemmee try again. *Ahem, Even though Tiffaniciana was working very hard to get her essay done, nothing came to mind as to what she oughtta write about. So, Tiffaniciana was very depressed and sad. She was worried that she would flunk out of English and her parents would kick her out of the house. Tiffaniciana suddenly realized that staring at the computer was not going to get her anywhere. So, she got up and ran around the block a couple times (but not in flip flops and not in the dark and she DID NOT fall and kill her knee). Aaaanyway, when Tiffaniciana came back from her little run, she had an epiphany and realized what she wanted to write about. This epiphany changed Tiffaniciana’s outlook on English cla*s and she sat down and wrote her entire essay in an hour. She went to school after having a GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP (ahem…AHEM), and turned in her ...
a)past marijuana usage
b)talks about all his made up s*x stories
c)still a virgin
d)confused about s*xuality
e)one of his best friends has a needle d*ck
f)only strong enough to beat up a dead baby
g)tries to go after other peoples girls cause he cant find his own
h)generally hangs out with young boys
i)likes a man in speedo
j)has a p*nis pipe
k)reciever of anything
l)13 on ASVAB
m)sucks at pool
n)will occa*sionally insert random objects into buttocks
o)future bum
girl 1: d*mn look at that guy!!
girl 2:oh ya d*mn hes a hotty... but whos that weirdo standin next to him??
girl 1: im not sure but hes uuuuggglllyyyyy!!
girl 2: ya i know and he wont stop buggin those poor girls
girl 1: he looks like hes a real "Rhys"!
Asking a baby if they have to doo-doo or squirt, or sh*t.
Do you have to google b*oble doodle kid.
F or
O ff
R oad
D riving
dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!
A term used to describe a common user of the music-based community site www.GroundZeroProjects.com. Where they listen to 100's of TB of music everyday!
Yo, that foo' is a true zero-head. He be on this joint 24/7!
R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing W.hile E.ating P.ancakes A.nd B.urning T.o D.eath
Omg dude after I watched that youtube video I definantly was roflmaowepabtd!
A place to play multiplayer online games.
OMG ITZ SPOGG.COM, LET US TTLY PLAE SUM GUD GAEMS LYK TETRIS AND PICKSHAUNARY AND SKRABOL AND BAWGGLE!
A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives b*owjobs.
When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice b*owjob.
Italian Mobster

Most commonly seen in movies similar to ScarFace
Hey Man, you want the money?
Well you're going to have to kill all the Spaghettis!
a racial slur towards n*ggers
a combination of charcoal and darkie, use in place of...

negro, Smigger, sh*tskin, n*gger, jigaboo, n*ggaboo, Raisinhead, P.I.T(Perpetrator In Training.), Nitch, Nigress, Nigglet, Monkey, Meshky, Koolaid, Knuckle, Dragger, Justin Igger, Eight Ball, Coon, eggplant, Crispy, Cotton-Picker, Colored, coal train, Cheshire Cat, Chain Dragger, Camel Lips, Burr Head, Bumper Lips, Spook, spade, Blackie, Americoon, Africoon, Strange Fruit, Swamper, swinger, Porch Monkey.
when ever i watch COPS all i ever see is Charkies getting what they deserve
a friendly term used to make fun of somebody who act too g*y to play it off.
dude i think joes g*y.

na hes just a Qweer bear.

what?

he acts really g*y and we just laugh it off and hope its not true.
Part of the VIN number used by Ford to designate the heavy - duty police package installed onto Crown Victoria's from 1985-2008. These cars can top out at around 140+ MPH and can out - accelerate most stock high performers like the Mustang and the Camaro. Can impact 6" curbs at 60 MPH and receive no to little damage due to the large sidewalls on the tires and the heavy duty suspension. This car is also so heavy if that it were to impact another vehicle at highway speeds; the other vehicle would become "non recognizable". Horrible side impact ratings. Horrible rear impact ratings, (explodes like the Pinto does). Can go on harsh terrain at high speed and not get stuck or damaged like other cars; i.e.: (mud, gravel, 10-15% grade hills, ditches, curbs, speed bumps, rough roads, train tracks). Indeed the Crown Victoria is deceiving in appearance, it could probably stomp you're car or truck into the ground.
Ford Crown Victoria - P71
Joe: What the fu*k? Did I hit something?
Josh: I felt a bump...what?
Joe: I think I hit something.

Later that night, Joe gets out and looks at the front of his Crown Victoria.

Joe: Holy sh**!

There was half of a human torso and a complete mangled bicycle stuck in the grill of the Crown Vic with blood dripping from it all.
this is what happens when ur bored out of ur mind and you have allready serched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. u start to get creative and type all the letters on the key bord up and down insted of left to right. qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
q w e r t y u i o p
a s d f g h j k l
z x c v b n m
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm
blah, lame,

a word that sarah silverman made up on her show the sarah silverman program
that is so ozay
a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form
A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
---
C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.
to rip a phone book in half with your mind shove both haves into a girls v*gina and then have s*x with the back of your leg
i quistaciatomic today.
Caitlin Austin
Caitlin Austin is a god d*mn mother f*cking n*gger Seed!!!!
Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the h*ll they're there....
See noob for details.
(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.
sh*t-but-gOOD. Applicable to most things on television - a guilty pleasure.

It is also possible (though dangerous) to use as an adverb - shooding.
O-m-f-g, last night's episode of The Hills was shood.

OR

I never though I'd watch a show as shooding magnificent as Rock of Love!
Its when you are having s*x with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"
That a*s pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the sh*t out of me!
meaning "Oh F---, Oh Dear". Established in Spring Creek, Nevada as a way of life in early 2008. Also, a great response to show concern for friends while they discuss a shameful story about the night before. Is also soon to become a popular clothing line. When using the abbreviation "OFOD" in a sentence, the individual usually states each letter so that it is O.F.O.D.
When John slept with Jane from that bar in Elko, Sally p*onounced, "OFOD!".
Describes a social drinking organization. Not just anyone can be a member of the dream team. In order to become a member of the dream team you must: a. be an upstanding member of society b. currently be a member of another organziation commonly referred to as "team p.o.s." c. implement the courtesy text in all appropriate occasions d. go through an extensive initation process, which includes buying rounds of shots overseen by a dream team founder e. live for fieldhouse wednesdays, big 12 triple wells, and mucho harpo's shots (all the while telling the bartender to "just make 'em taste good")f. know the exact motion of the point-and-wave... and the fact that every person who receives the point and wave is a joke to society g. "you sir/ma'am"... true meaning.

Becoming a member of the reputable Dream Team is not something that should be taken lightly. Although there are extensive requirements, the most important thing for dream teamers to live by is... if a fellow dream teamer needs you, for things such as: shots, pointing and waving, barking, courtesy text, etc., you DO IT! never leave a fellow dream teamer behind!

DREAM TEAM REPRESENT
At the bar...

Girl 1: Wow! Who are those girls?
Girl 2: Well, they're cute, dancing fabulously, and throwing back rediculous amounts of shots.
Girl 1: They all just pointed and waved too!
Girl 2: Duh... they must be members of the dream team!
When something is so f*cking amazing not even "HOLY sh*t" can describe it.
George "Your Mom is c*min' on my dog"

Mason "Seriously?"

George "Yeah. Dude, Look behind you"

Mason *Looks back*

Mason "Holy f*cking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ!"

George *Pats on shoulder*

George "Sorry Man."
An o*gasm of the feet, most often experienced on slush but there have been reports of people experiencing them in very wet mud or jello.
Man 1: "Dude I think I had a sludgie the other day on that slush outside the park"

Man 2: "No way, what was it like?"

Man 1: "Like Dr. Scholls was f*cking me in a swamp of mushy goodness while 14 drunken polish midgets ma*saged my feet."

Man 2: "Yeah definitely a sludgie"
another word for popping...
can be used as in to get (something) started
or as in "what's up?" or "what's going on?"
"hey john, when are we getting that great train Populating ?"

or "mary when is that party Populating "
An open source Guitar Hero clone for PC, with compatibility with a keyboard or a guitar controller. Supports custom songs, mods, a growing fan base, and forums.

See: http://fansonfire.forumotion.com
PUPPETZ 86 IZ TEH BEST FRETTAR EVAR FOR FRETS ON FIRE!!!!!
Similar to the Textagram but is manly used with numbers not Noobish or 1337 Speak. Can be used for pa*sing along info during School. The code is based on the cell phone key pad.
2.1-A, 2.2-B, 2.3-C,
3.1-D, 3.2-E, 3.3-F,
4.1-G, 4.2=H 4.3-I,
5.1-J, 5.2-K, 5.3 L
6.1-M, 6.2-N, 6.3-O,
7.1-P, 7.2-q, 7.3-R, 7.4-S,
8.1-T, 8.2-U, 8.3-V,
9.1-W, 9.2-X,9.3-Y, 9.4-Z
Cell code-
4.2,3.2,9.2.- Hey.
A parody of abbreviations like 'bff' and 'bffl', which have become so long that they don't actually save any time.
B.erry
B.est
B.itchin'
B.est
F.riends
F.or
F.ucking
F.orever
E.ven
A.fter
D.eath
W.e
W.ill
B.e
I.n
O.ur
C.offins,
S.pirits
W.ill
B.e
M.ended
W.e
W.ill
B.e
T.ogether
F.or
F.ucking
F.orever
Roger: You are an awesome pal, Shirley.
Shirley: You're right. You are my Bbbbfffeadwwbiocswbmwwbtfff for sure.
v*gina.
A.K.A. sea urchant
A.) Denis Quaid
B.) Parent Trap
C.) L.O.V.E.
D.) Earth
E.) People
F.) v*gina
Cheerleading.

ok, there is a huge debate going around with people who aren't cheerleaders and sit around on their lazy butts thinking up horrible stereotypical c*ap about cheerleaders. Honestly, you say you aren't jealous of cheerleaders, and that they suck or whatever sorta stuff you think up, but the truth is you are jealous, and you know you know you cant be a cheerleader(:

ok, so I am a cheerleader. On my squad, we have practice four days a week from 3-5 o'clock, gymnastics one night a week for 2 and a half hours. and condtitioning on Sat*rdays, where we run no less than 2 miles, do suicides, push-ups, crunches, sit-ups, leg lifts, and all the other sorta stuff like that. And, along with that, we are role models, because if a cheerleader does ANYTHING remotely questionable, EVERYONE at school is hating. But of course the whole football, baseball, basketball team can go out and get wasted, stoned and laid every single weekend and no one says a word. And we also get severe conditioning punishment if we have a C or D, and we get kicked off the squad with an F. But, on the football/baseball/basketball/etc. team, guys have gone to rehab, alternative school, or the dee home, and still participate in the sport.

yea, so go try to do a full, or even a backhandspring for that matter, if you are educated, cla*sy, athletic, strong, determined, dedicated and sophisticated enough to even know what that is.

You will see how hard it is to be a cheerleader when you kill yourself tr...
A p*nis so small it stays in looking like a small round front v*gina
That man is so fat, just look at his d*ckagina.
The Natural High you get from staying up all night
I FEEL LIKE CINNAMON CAKE BRA!!!
1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations
1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.
F - f*cked
O - On
R - Race
D - Day
Most mustang drivers are just like the car itself, all bark no bite, the cars all get the same Flowmaster exhaust. They all make the same sh*tty sound. And they are mediocre at best as a sports car.

Essentially, the mustang is the domestic market's half c*cked attempt to "flex" it's so called muscle... When in reality 90% of all mustangs you see can easily be handled by a much lower displacement Asian vehicle.
Tommy : Man I wish these mustang owners would learn.
Cody : Learn what man?
Tommy : They can't f*ck with my 1.8L integra, I destroyed an 03 cobra last week. Its getting old.
Fat + Arms = FARMS.
it's when your arms are fat but usually you're tall. and a cyborg. AND HAVE A NICE BODY. and wear hooker shorts.
s*ankY
Trevor likes very much to grab Christy's farms. He also bites them. but lower. so as to be not completely terrible.
When performing oral s*x all while unknowingly having the disorder "human seminal plasma hypersensitivity", your throat suddenly closes and you can no longer breath causing you to die. Death b*ow.

Human Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity:

h t t p : / / w w w . s w e d i s h . o r g / 1 7 0 9 9 . c f m
My girlfriend was giving me oral and then all of a sudden started suffocating and died, little did I know she would suffer a death b*ow. If only I had known she had the human seminal plasma hypersensitivity disorder.
A bunch of obligations that two people have for each other that make both of them feel worse about themselves.
To quote the majority of the song "p*ss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of b*tches (A break-up song):

"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!

I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!

And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like sh*t!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!

Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
f*ck, sh*t, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!

So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!

p*ss off: this is the last goodbye."

Relationship.
F irst
O n
R ace
D ay
when i drove my ford i won the race
Expanding the last letter of an acronym to the full word it represents. This satirizes the phenomenon of "internet short-hand."
Common uses of final deacronymization: D.I.Yourself, B.Y.O.Beer and F.Y.Information
A radio station in the Greater Houston area which opens weekday mornings with a retarded "Rollcall Yall" portion on the Matt Hadder Show before the good stuff (( R&B )) gets a chance to come on. Avoid it if you find the Rollcall song annoying; Go to it if you like R&B in the afternoon
Matt Hadder: "It's da roll call yall! It's the roll call yall! A B C D E F G. H I J K L-M-N-O-P. Q R S, and T U V. W X, and Y and Z. Next time won't you sing with me at 6:40.

Me: -Screaming at the radio- Shut the f*cking h*ll up! I hate you, "97.9 The Box!"
(EN-lerdy) a pretty girl with a HUGE v*gina. Preferably named casey or amy. It could also mean that your v*gina/p*nis feels like it is going to burst open and fall of after s*x. It should be sensational.
Person 1: "Oh, my nlerdie just bursted...feels gooooood!"

Person 2: "Casey is a nlerdie!"

Person 3: "I wanna' get me some nlerdie!"
MRS. RIGHT

a. She is not s*xy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompa*ses all of these descriptions.

b. She is intelligent, sa*sy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and cla*sy.

c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.

d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.

e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.

f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.

g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and s*xually.

h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.

i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.

j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.

k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.

l. You love being around her more than your boys.

m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without s*x.

n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and pa*sionate love making fest ever.

o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your sh*t. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE

Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with 1-11 that you let her go
Obviously "feel my pain," what the h*ll is f*ck me pumps?
1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."
1. a move in the game sequence that makes you automatically lose
2. getting 5 sequins/disks/coins in a row
3. getting 2 of the 4 in a row things using only one sequin/disk/coin
this is also the same with 4 in a rows, if you get 4 or more of 4 in a rows the same thing happens
ha! 2 4 in a rows in 1 move and along with my other one, i just won!

no! you had an over bust! i won!
H.D.F.O.S. - How Does f*ck Off Sound
Sam: Hey wanna come over and be a n00b like me?

Tim: HDFOS
Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin
Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, d*mn it! I can hardly understand you!"
'a' - you're adorable
'b' - you're so beautiful
'c' - you're so cute and full of charm
'd' - you're a darling
'e' - you're exciting
'f' - you're a feather in my arms
'g' - you're so good to me
'h' - you're so heavenly
'i' - you're the 'i' that idolize
'j' - we're like j*ck and jill
'k' - you're so kissable
'l' - you're the lovelife in my eye
'm','n','o','p' I could go on all day
'q','r','s','t' alphabetically speaking, you're okay
'u' - make my life complete
'v' - makes you very sweet
'w','x','y','z'

It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what it means to me
"ben"-iful
Young Dumb and Full of c*m
d*mn! That boy is YDAFOC
Pager codes were used to type out letters using numbers back in the day when pagers were popular (before cellphones became mainstream). You would do this WITHOUT having to flip your pager upside down. A=6 B=8 C=0 D=0 E=3 F=7 G=9 H=4 I=1 J=7 K=15 L=7 M=177 N=17 O=0 P=9 Q=9 R=12 S=5 T=7 U=17(or 11) V=17(or 11) W=111 X=25 Y=4 Z=5. They are made to look as close to the actual letter as possible (Keep in mind that the font used on pagers show the numbers differently then this font). It's a little confusing at first, and takes you longer to figure out a word because some numbers stand for the same letters, but if you get a few of the letters, you can usually figure it out.
969312 00035 1113123 50 17537177 860153 117 743 064." "PAGER CODES WERE SO USEFUL BACK IN TH DAY.
The 24th letter of the alphabet or the letter between W and Y
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A- Afro
B- b*oty
C- Chicken
D- Dat
E- Er Where
F- Fo' Sho
G- Grillz
H- Holla'
I- Impala
J- Juicy
K- Killa, Kobe
L- Lebron
M- Motha f*cka
N- Ninja
O- Obama, Oprah
P- Peeps, p*mp, p*ssy
Q- Quarterbag
R- Redbone
S- Stunna'
T- Trick, Trippin'
U- Uzi
V- Vandross
W- Word
X- XTC
Y- You Go Girl !
Z- Zimbabwe
Playa 1: Yo homey, did you catch that License Plate that just ripped my joint for two g's?

Homeboy: Heh Yeah, i luh dat. It had been UZI TRICK STUNNA 9-1-1.

Playa 1: Word. I'm glad we knows our ebonetic alphabet. Les I wouldn't understanz you

Homeboy: Church.

Playa 1: Let's go report this to the hot boyz and find some skirts for the E so I can get some funk.

Homeboy: They lucky you didn't have yo' gat on you. Or else you mighta pulled out yo strap and laid them bustas down

Playa 1: True, True. Dat's what I know playa. I luh dis urban dictionary. We just schooled all the wannabe hoods er where in dis US of the ATL . Get em'
There are a few different types of fans as people have mentioned before.

The older fans: These are the fans who have listened to Green Day since their fist release. They like 39/Smooth and Kerplunk

Pre-American Idiot fans: Fans who love Green Day songs, before their album American Idiot. Dookie, Insomniac, Nimord, Warning

Radio Fans: These are the fans who only hear the "most popular" songs on the radio. These are "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

All-Around Fan: These are the fans who might not have been around for Green Day back in early 90's. They like all of Green Day's work. They have some older stuff and newer stuff.
Tom: No One Knows and Dominated Love Slave off Kerplunk are the best

Alex: No, She and Brat are the best.

Mike: wat r u tlkin bout? green days best song is blvd brokn dreams, fo shizz. or 21guns, deff. (Radio)

Julia: *sigh* All of Green Days songs are the sh*t. My favorites are Paper Lanterns, 2000 Light Years Away, F.O.D, BrainStew/Jaded, Redundant, Waiting, Whatsername and 21 Guns. We all Green Day fans nontheless
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When a person cannot seem to break the forcefield between their eyes and full on concentration with an iphone screen. When finishing the text seems more important than listening to the outside world as everything continues to pa*s them by.
Me: "Hey bro did you see her t*ts?"

Person in iphone mode: ______________

Me: "Bro wtf..."

Other person: "Dude he's in iphone mode f*ck him."
The second letter in the alphabet.
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The characteristic of a v*gina after it has been f*cked so many times, it falls out of the body and hangs like a p*nis would. In most cases, the v*gina might turn inside out, but in rare, most sl*tty occasions, the v*gina just slips out of the female body. Nobody has ever spotted a c*ck-gina, but, with the excessive amounts of wh*res out there, we're almost positive they exist. c*ck-ginas can be enjoyed by both s*xes. You can insert a p*nis inside of it, and you can also insert it inside of a v*gina or a*us.
Tom: "Did you have s*x with Justine last night?"
James: "No, I was about to, but I looked between her legs and noticed she had a c*ck-gina."
1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair

root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis

According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-cla*s woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary

Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a cla*sic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that b*tch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; sh*t you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
Loosely connected band of playaz from the ghettos of Providence.

91 refers to radio station WDOM where they got their start spitting on the mike live on D'Animals radio show.

F <Fresh>
R <Rhymin>
I <Illin>
A <a*s>
R <Rapper>

Spread across the country now their members include west coast rapper Gumby, J.O.E., Nads, and DC's Fat Dan among others.
This young j*zzy was kickin lyrics 91 Friars style.
1. An unnecessarily busty brown HS girl who thinks she looks like a college student but acts like a 10 year old that thinks she's bangin' because of a few makeover tactics.
2. Fails to keep her b*obs in her shirt (see Reya)
3. Has a similar sister (see Keya and Sayeeda)
4. Extremely blonde fool who thinks everything with a d*ck is cute/hot and says AWWWWW to everything
5. A scale upon which someone is measured on how blonde/foolish/stupid he/she is
1.
Person A: Hey who's that hottie?
Person B: LOL dumba*s that's just fahmida
Person A: d*mn can I tap that?
Person B *shows a picter of her in freshman year*
Person A: ...boooooooobs. b*ob
2.
See example 1
3.
See Keya or Sayeeda
4.
Person C: Hey there Fahmida!
Fahmida: OMG YOU'RE HITTING ON ME!!!!
Person C -__x____w__q__x*x-
Fahmida: Your facial deformity's kinda cute
Person C -__x____w__q__x*x-
Fahmida: OKAY NOW IT'S HOTTT
5.
Person D: Oh you dropped your stuff lemme help you get that
Person E: Awwwwwww thaaanks sweetie
(later)
Person E: You see that cutie over there? I think he digs me
Person F: He's 24 and he's our chem teacher o.0
Person E: He picked up my books! I want to get in his pants
Person F: Okay, you're a total 9 on the Fahmida scale
A list of great titles for when your boss, spouse, or just about anyone else around you p*sses you off. Try it. Now with even more humiliation...

A is for-Admiral a*srape
B is for-Brigadier Buttf*ck
C is for-Captain c*mguzzle or Colonel c*ntl*ck
D is for-Doctor d*cksuck
E is for-Ensign Enema
F is for-First Lieutenant f*cksalot
G is for-General Gonorrhea
H is for-High Commander Herpes
I is for-Insurgent Infection
J is for-Janitor j*ckoff or Jester j*zzum
K is for-King Kunnillingus (I know it doesn't start with a K, f*ck YOU!)
L is for-Lance Corporal l*ckad*ck
M is for-Major Mooncricket
N is for-Nurse n*gger
O is for-Officer Orpheus
P is for-Private Pedophile
Q is for-Queen Quief
R is for-Ranger Rape
S is for-Sergeant Sodomy
T is for-Tramp Testicles
U is for-Underling Uterus
V is for-Vampire Venereal
W is for-War Chief w*nker
X is for-Examiner x*x
Y is for-Yeoman Yarak (Turkish for a big f*ckin' d*ck)
Z is for-Zsar Zinker (Zinker=ma*sive throbbing n*gger c*ck.)
Boss-Hey, i'm gonna need you to come in this weekend to finish up the expenditure reports.
You-Hey, i'm gonna need you to turn around and f*ck yourself Sergeant Sodomy!!! See my great use of the 'Alphabet'??
The act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb.
1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as:

a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, n*gger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection.
b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt.
c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, p*mpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide).
d. East LA: taco, burrito, f*ck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie.
e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-n*zi, Coco, Trump, f*ck-you-honky, no... f*ck-you-n*gger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo.
f. San Francisco: g*y, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly.

2. The people that speak american.

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